The Things They Say
10. "They're going to get married on Pay-Per-View."
--George Clooney"s publicist Stan Rosenfeld jokes about the movie star's reported romance with Lucy Liu
9. "In America, they assumed I was trying to make an Oliver Stone movie and that I'd failed."
-Sam Mendes, claiming Americans misunderstood his recent film, Jarhead
8. "I don't know why I go out with pitchers. Maybe because I'm fascinated by the fact that these guys can stand up there in front of 40 or 50,000 people on a mound, totally alone...and throw a ball 95 miles-an-hour into a little strike zone."
-Alyssa Milano, whose boyfriends have included pitchers from the Florida Marlins, Oakland Athletics and Los Angeles Dodgers
7. "My love life will never be for sale. People can speculate all they want, but it will never be up on the auction block. It will never be used to promote myself."
-Jim Carrey
6. "I like to knock on a door three times. If someone knocks on a door four times, I don't like it."
-Jack Black unleashes his inner Howard Hughes
5. "Be careful about the film; you might end up in a hospital at the end of the night, it's no joke. We've actually had people pass out at screenings and they had to call the paramedics."
-Quentin Tarantino, issuing a warning to those brave enough to endure new film Hostel
4. "My dad can't quite stomach watching me on The Office. It's not quite how he wanted his son to turn out… He's like, 'My son's such a jackass.' He can't deal with it."
-Steve Carell
3. "I'm the screw-up. I'm the quieter one, the one that's sort of straighter, but I can be led astray. Naomi is the most gregarious. She's the one that will dance on tables."
-Nicole Kidman, comparing herself to lifelong friend Naomi Watts
2. "He's always suggesting ways in which he can leave a scene as soon as possible, or even just sits down halfway through so that he can take the load off his feet."
-Ben Stiller, on frequent collaborator Owen Wilson's laziness
1. "Since becoming a mom I have become so green. I am making sure that all my stuff is organic and I get rid of [garbage] in a green way. Actually it is fun."
-Britney Spears
