jaisa ki sab log jaante hain ki aaj humare sabke chahite jo sabse jyada nikamme hain unka aaj 'HAPPY WALA BIRTHDAY HAI' aur mai aur meri senior reporter miss neha aaj unka interview lene ja rahe hain.
reporter 2(seema):- aree jaldi karo di subah se sheeshe ke saamne baithe hue aapko.jaldi karo warna aap janti ho jiska iterview hum lene jaa rahe hain wo kitna nikamma hai kuch kaam nahi karta.pata chala ye interview bhi gaya haath se.
reporter 1(neha):- bas thodi der aur thoda touch up to kar loon.
aaj kitne din baad hum interview lene ja rahe hain apne hero ka.thoda achcha bhi to dikhna chahiye na.
seema :- uff...or kitnna thodi der.
neha :-ho gaya...achcha bata mai kaisi lag rahi hoon
.
seema :superb,excellent.aisa lag raha hai jaise hoor ki pari zameen par utar kar aayi ho
,bas jiske liye ye kiya hai wo dekhkar darr na jaye.
neha ;- chup kar tu.mujhe wo dekhkar kyun darenge,dar to tujhe dekhkar jayenge.apne baal dekh aisa lag raha hai jaise sar pe ghosla rakh liya ho.
seema:- di aapko nahi pata ye style aajkal fasion mein hai.isiliye ise ghosla mat kaho aap
.
neha:-achcha chal ab warna teri wajah se der ho jayegi.
seema(shockingly):- ha...di meri wajah se der ho jayegi.subah se make-uoom mein baithi aap aur der mai karungi.wah...ghor kaliyug...ulta chor kotwal ko daante.
neha:-achcha ab jaldi chal.warna humari job to gayi,waise bhi hume uske interview bohot kam milte hain aaj wala gaya to 'JAI MATA DI'
seema;- chalo...chalo..warna party mein bhi ghusne nahi diya jayega
neha aur seema us nikamme cum jugadoo cum shortcuts lene wala cum kanha jispar hai bohot si gopiyaan fida uska interview lene pohonch gayi hai.wo nikamma aur koi nahi sabkachahita jo sabke dil meinbasta hai wo hai Mr. RISHI KUMAR.
neha n seema andar jaati hai jahan par rishi hai.
rishi(shocked):- aap dono aur wo bhi ek saath.yakeen nahi ho raha.
neha-seema:-haan to kya hua...aapko nahi pata we r sweet sauten sisters😆 😆
rishi;- ji bilkul...mai to kya ye to sab jaante hain.
seema:- sachi...😃
neha:- oye...chp kar.jo karne aaye hai hum wo kar.
seema :-haan...
neha-seema:- HAPPY B'DAY TO U RISHI KUMAR
neha;- pehle mai dungi
seema;- nahi mai
neha;- mai badi hoon na aur tujhse senior bhi isiliye mai dungi n dats my order😡.
seema;- lekin mai choti hoon isiliye mai dungi😕
neha;-haan to dediyo,lekin pehle mai.
seema:- huu...
rishi:- oho...aapki phir se fight shuru ho gayi
neha-seema;- fight kaunsi fight,ye to humara pyar hai.u know we r sweet sauten sisters.
rishi:- ya...i know..
ek kaam karte hain pehle aap mera interview le lijiye uske baad fight kar lijiyega.
neha-seema:-ok😳
neha:- rishi ji bataiye,aaj aapka b'day man raha hai to kaisa lag raha hai.kareeb 1.5 years ke baad aapka b'dat man raha hai.
rishi;- 1.5 years mujhe to laga 9 saal baad.lagta hai aap leap count karna bhul gayi.
seema to neha:- dekha bhul gayi na aap.rtc ho aap puri ki puri.
neha to seema;- aur tu to mujhse double rtc hai
neha:- oops...galti se mistake ho gayi th😃i.memory loss ke track ka asar mujh par bhi thoda ho gaya.to bataiye kaisa lag raha hai aapko aaj😕.
rishi;- 9 saal mein jab b'day manaya jayega to aap hi sochiye kitni achchi good feeling hoti ghai aur ye sab aap jaise mere un tamaam chahane walo ki wajah se hi ho paya hai.isiliye thanks to all my fans❤️.
seema;- 😃 rishi ji ye bataiye ki aapki kitni radha hain
neha to seema:- ye kya pooch rahi hai tu😕
seema to neha:- di aap shayad bhul gayi ki hum interview lene aaye hain
rishi:-dekhiye radha to ek hi hoti hai.aur aap jaanti hain wo kaun hai😉
seema:-hmmm...nice answer...👏
neha;-(excitedly)ton aapki shadi se pehle koi GF.
RISHI;- aap kya mujhe marwane ke liye aisa pooch rahi hain
seema:- mare humare aur aapke dushman😡.ye to bas aise hi
rishi;- actually shadi se pehle bohot saari GF thi.ab kya karoon mai hoon hi itna charming n handsome,wo khud ba khud mere paas chali aati thi yahan tak ki mere bhai ki GFs bhi mere paas aati thi.
neha-seema r jaling n bhooning andar hi andar.
seema:- ok.nxt ques.
achcha to ye bataiye ki aapko kitni ladkiyon ne propose kiya hai ab tak,
rishi;-ye to bohot mushkil sawaal hai.shaadi se pehle itni piche padi thi aur ab shaadi ke baad to double ho gayi hain.😆
neha:-achcha to ye bataiye ki la ki lila jhelne ka raaz kya hai
rishi:-ye raaz hai agar bata diya to raaz kaise rahega.
seema:- phir bhi hum jaana chahenge .kamsekam apne fans ke liye hi bata dijiye jo sirf aapki wajah se ye show jhel rahe hain.to bataiye aapne 1.5 saal tak ila ji ko kaise jhela
rishi:- kaise jhela kya batau.itna bada gam hai ki us gam ko bhulane ke liye hi to hum peete hain.
neha:- or aapka ye gam dekhkar aapke fans talli party karte rhte hain.

rishi:- achcha....
neha:- aakhiri sawaal hum aapse puchna chahenge ki RK bankar 2 hitler or 2 biwi ko sambhalne ka stamina kahan se aaya aapme.
rishi;-2 hitler or 2 biwi ki wajah se aaj mai ghanti ban chuka hoon.jab chahe koi bhi aakar bajakar chala jata hai.ek to bja kar mental asylum pohonch gayi hain.2 biwiyan aur wo bhi humshakal aur saath mein 2 hitler aur unke bich mein phansa mai ek lauti jaan.kya kar sakta hoon bajne ke alawa.😆
neha-seema;- hum samajhte hai aapka haal
seema;-waise kal aap bohot hi handsome lag rahe the white kurte mein.najar hi nahi hat rahi thi.waise to humesha hi lagte ho par kal to mashallah...
rishi:- (blushing)☺️ thanks.
neha:- rishi ji aap chahe jitne bhi nikamme.nakara.piyakkad kyun na ho par aapke fans ke dil mein aap bohot hi geherai mein baste hai.
rishi:- thanku😊
neha-seema:-chaliye ab cake-cutting karte hain
rishi:- cake -cutting😕
seema;- haan hum aake liye cake lekar aaye hain.
neha:- aakhir b'day hai bina cake ke kaise manega.
rishi:- thanku so much...
(den rishi cuts d cake n neha n seema claps fr him n sing ab'day song fr d b'day boy
den rishi neha n seema ko cake khilate hain n uske baad dono rishi ko cake khilate hain)
neha:kya aap apne fans ke liye koi msg dena chahenge.
rishi:- ji haan ...jarooor
mere fans ko RISHI KUMAR ka salaam n thanku to all f u.mai bas ye kehna chahunga ki isi tarah aap mujhe pyar karte rahiye,agar aap hain tabhi mai hoon.
(phir rishi ek cake ka piece uthakar camera ki taraf karta hai n bolte hain ki ye lijiye ye mere un tamaam fans ke liye jinki wajah se mai aaj yaha hoon.mai nikamma hoon lekin phir bhi aap logo ne mujhe apne saraankhon par rakha.aaj aap logo ki wajah se 9 saal baad maine apna b'day manaya hai.bhagwaan kare aise fans sabko mile,love u all n god bless u.)
neha-seema facing camera:- to ye tha Mr. RISHI KUMAR ka most awaited interview by neha-seema cameraman BD ke saath cc news.😆
[CREDIT:-NEHA DI,MONA DI N OFF COURSE ME😆]
Edited by designersaini - 12 years ago