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Hitler Didi today emulated some classics of Hindi and regional cinema. The thug who was supposed to kill Zaara Malik Khan came back like a bheegi billi (we should ignore the fact that Malik could trace them, but could not do away with them despite knowing their whereabouts and other such minor glitches). Anyway. Bheegi Billi is brought face to face with his lord and master - a person who is very imaginatively called 'Commando'.
Bheegi Billi shivers and mumbles something about being unable to complete the task assigned to him. The completely ruthless Commando can neither tolerate hurdles to his mission nor incompetent fools. So he gives Bheegi Billi an option - a chance at life.
"RUN!!" he screams and Billi immediately starts running -- in the opposite direction, let me clarify. He begins running. Commando takes aim. Billi runs and runs for dear life, falling into puddles and tripping over branches and stones. In my estimate, he would have run at least half a kilometer.
At this point, Commando transforms into Rajnikant. (I was actually reminded of the line "Jhund mein to suar aate hain. Sher akela aata hai). He shoots. And his aims is SO perfect that the bullet hits Billi and Billi hits the target by falling right into the grave dug for him. (Not sure whether the bullet hit Bheegi Billi or not, though). We now realize that, half a kilometer toh chodo, he had not run half a furlong.
But Commando Saar!! Very commendable. What an aim, Saar! You are the right person for leading this mission, Saar. But you know, if you had been in cinema, we would have had a tough time deciding whether to build a temple for you, or for Rajini Saar.
But this was not the end...in true Bollywood style, we were assured that Malik Khan, aka Commando, is also Ravan. They gave him an edge too. Ravan, poor guy, had only ten heads. This chap has ten of everything - eyes, ears, nose, limbs, and head!!
This is my first post here and is just in good fun. Comments are welcome, but please take the post in the correct spirit.
Bheegi Billi shivers and mumbles something about being unable to complete the task assigned to him. The completely ruthless Commando can neither tolerate hurdles to his mission nor incompetent fools. So he gives Bheegi Billi an option - a chance at life.
"RUN!!" he screams and Billi immediately starts running -- in the opposite direction, let me clarify. He begins running. Commando takes aim. Billi runs and runs for dear life, falling into puddles and tripping over branches and stones. In my estimate, he would have run at least half a kilometer.
At this point, Commando transforms into Rajnikant. (I was actually reminded of the line "Jhund mein to suar aate hain. Sher akela aata hai). He shoots. And his aims is SO perfect that the bullet hits Billi and Billi hits the target by falling right into the grave dug for him. (Not sure whether the bullet hit Bheegi Billi or not, though). We now realize that, half a kilometer toh chodo, he had not run half a furlong.
But Commando Saar!! Very commendable. What an aim, Saar! You are the right person for leading this mission, Saar. But you know, if you had been in cinema, we would have had a tough time deciding whether to build a temple for you, or for Rajini Saar.
But this was not the end...in true Bollywood style, we were assured that Malik Khan, aka Commando, is also Ravan. They gave him an edge too. Ravan, poor guy, had only ten heads. This chap has ten of everything - eyes, ears, nose, limbs, and head!!
This is my first post here and is just in good fun. Comments are welcome, but please take the post in the correct spirit.
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