4 funny ways to kill Voldemort - Page 2

i really liked the Howler one...and he deserves it...dying out of surprise... 😆 😆 😆 , no one needs to hard work...lol

ummmmmm
how bout, make bellatrix french kiss him? 😆
he will die fromher love 😆 😆

Originally posted by: ~*Manshi*~

4 funny ways to kill Voldemort

1) Put him on a blind date with Dolores Umbridge.

2) Send him a Howler, which when opened yells out,"Avada Kedavra"

3) Place a cardboard cut-off of Dumbledore next to hi bed while he's sleeping so that it's the first thing he sees when he wakes up.

4) He goes on the Oprah show and dies while hearing a three hour lecture about his attitude toward people.

Hahhhaaaa...Lolz...This is hilarious yaar!!! True Voldy ill die of Heart Attack(But I doubt if he has one!)" if he is grreted by Dumby's pic first thing in the morning!!!

Lol...oprah show is a damn funny maaannn!!!!😆

😆 ow abt lockin him wid d dursleys 4 say 3 hrs widout a wand?

Here are my Four ways to kill Voldemort:

1: Make his clean Grawp with nothing but the use of his Bare tounge.

2: Feed him a cauldren full of my mothers Karela curry

3: Have worntail confess his true and undying love for Voldemort

4: Sing the crazy frog song in his ear continuously

😆 😆 u know, a girl was telling me about dis in d school bus today, coincidence... d first thing i did wen i came online on hp forums was to see this 😳
d umbridge one rocked 😆 👏

😆 😆 😆 the umbridge one and oprah ones were funy! 😆

😆 😆 😆 That was Funny, my 9 year old son and I laughted so hard we had tears coming out of our eyes.

I liked the part about Oprah! Voldemort could use a good three hour talk about how he treats people, and if he really ever ended up on her show...everybody would watch it. That would really be her best show!




~Lady Black~

Originally posted by: missy6892

Here are my Four ways to kill Voldemort:

1: Make his clean Grawp with nothing but the use of his Bare tounge.

2: Feed him a cauldren full of my mothers Karela curry

3: Have worntail confess his true and undying love for Voldemort

4: Sing the crazy frog song in his ear continuously

😆brillaint ways...😆i liked 1 & 4 best