I must not..really funny(added some more)

I found this in hpana..it's really funny...

I must not put out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

Making rumors about Harry and Draco's secret love life is not funny and it will stop soon.

I must not bring a Magic-8 ball to Divination class.

I must not ask for advice from Peeves on how to wreak havoc.

I must not convince first years that the new password to Gryffinndor tower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.

I must not leave shampoo on Prof. Snape's desk with instructions on how to properly wash his hair.

I must not point to the Dark Mark in the sky and shout "To the Batmobile, Robin!"

I must not put a paper sign on Firenze's back saying "Pony Rides: 3 Sickles".

I must not send Dolores Umbridge coupons for free rides on Firenzes back.

I must not ask Harry Potter who died and made him the boss.

I must not point to Harry Potter's scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling.

I will not sing "We're off to see the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse over the whomping willow.

I will not lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room and take bets on who will come out alive.

I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.😆

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

I Will not jump up, Yelling "VOLDERMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a Order or DA meeting

here are some more:

Crashing a Ford Anglia into the whomping willow is not the best entrance to make. Crashing it into Snape's office is.

I will not wear a turban around my head and tell Harry Potter that the Dark Lord has returned

I will not tell first years that Peeves is really kind and loving

I will not pull on Dumbledores beard just to see if its real.

I will not set Fluffy on Mrs. Norris. (Then again, maybe I will.)

I will not give hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are really animals

I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween

I will not tell the firsties on the Hogwarts Express that they have free choice of house if they swim over the lake.

I will not ask Snape where he got his vampire costume every potions lesson. Nor will I remind him its not Halloween.

Bringing fortune cookies to Diviniation class does not count for extra credit

I will not tell Harry he is fictional and that everything he has worked for is nothing more than a best selling novel

I will not set Ravenclaw house on the task of calculating the exact value of pi.

I will not show the first years to fluffy, fluffy is NOT their friend.
I will not show the first years to grawp, he is not their friend either.

however tempting it may be, I will not send voldemort a christmas card telling him how much we all love him, even through these difficult times.

I will not give Voldemort a toupee to hide his baldness.

I will not use the bathroom when I hear people screaming troll is loose in the castle.

I will not steal veritaserum from Snapes store and add some to the teacherss morning tea.

I will not make horsey noises around Dolores Umbridge.

I will not ask Dumbledore how old he REALLY is.

When asked a question by Professor Snape I will not ask him to get the answer by legilismency to give me a chance to practice occlumency

I will not put the imperius curse on Draco and make him proclaim his undying love for Snape, Harry, or Hermione... even if he deserves it.

I will not dress up as a dementor at Harry's birthday party.

Nor will I do this at Halloween.

Or at any time during the year.

I will not dare first years to climb the Whomping Willow.

I will not tell them that the Whomping Willow is inaccurately named and is actually a wonderful spot for peaceful reading.....

🤣man i m laughing my head off 👏 👏 thats just sooo funnny
thanx soo much 4 sharing
P.S: i love yr avi matcehs me 😃

😆 😆they r so good and funny, anyone wanna make sum of their own up??? im not that good at comedy but i'll try to make one up myself, maybe later. cum on ppl think of sum more...please, the HP forum needs sum more laughter. out with the boredom in with the fun 😳 😊 😃 please... 😳

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Ohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! my stomach is hurting! My fav. is about Snape and the shampoo!😆😆
-Aastha

Thanx so much for sharing they are totally hilarious 😆 😆
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🤣 🤣 extremely hilarious .I really loved the "Dude get a life one" 😆 😆

🤣 🤣 it was really funny especially the dude get a life and dumbledore's beard..
i also love ur avi
great sentences..totally funny and awesome! 😆 😆

Originally posted by: sweet freedom

😆 😆they r so good and funny, anyone wanna make sum of their own up??? im not that good at comedy but i'll try to make one up myself, maybe later. cum on ppl think of sum more...please, the HP forum needs sum more laughter. out with the boredom in with the fun 😳 😊 😃 please... 😳

absolutely...ppl if u come up wid more of these plz post them....

the news ones are even better.... sarah...... esp luved the one.

I will not give Voldemort a toupee to hide his baldness.

Tejas

😆 😆 really cool... tfs sarah 😛