~* Laugh Out Loud *~ - Page 11

Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on tim

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross... (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun... hang on... that means 'great happiness'... so you're going to suffer but be very happy...
Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

There were several funny moments in the movies 1-8 as i have listed below.. :-

1) Chamber of Secrets: Lockhart loses his memory down in the Chamber because he attempts to use Ron's broken wand, which obviously backfires after that whomping willow incident: "Hello. Who are you? Who am I? It's an odd sort of place, isn't it? "D'you live here?" And then Ron whacks him with a rock.

2) Chamber of Secrets: "Fame is a fickle friend, Harry. Celebrity is as celebrity does." Words of wisdom from Professor Lockhart during detention. Somehow, these words make me feel Lockhart and Jenna Maroney ("my celebritaaay") of 30 Rock might get along really well"or hate each other a lot.

3) Prisoner of Azkaban: Ron is having his nightmare about spiders while Harry stays up late stalking the marauder's map: "Spiders want me to tap dance. I don't want to tap dance!" "Tell those spiders Ron."

4) Prisoner of Azkaban: After exiting the whomping willow, Harry leaves Ron and Hermione to go talk to Sirius. as he goes, Hermione says, "That looks really painful," to which Ron replies, "It's sort of painful, they might chop it... it'll have to be chopped off." You know, because they love each other, so she has to be concerned and he has to be overly dramatic.

5) Goblet of fire : Ron and Prof McGonagall's dance..I laughed my ribs out.

Ron and professor McGonagal also remind me of another scene from the sixth book..(those the one you mentioned above is stupendously hilarious!)
"Why is it, that whenever something happens, it's always you three!"
"Believe me Professor, I've been asking myself the same question for six years!"
I died laughing!

Originally posted by: Alohomora.

Severus Snape: Do you remember me telling you we were practicising non-verbal spells, Potter?

Harry Potter: Yes.

Snape: Yes, Sir.

Harry: There's no need to call me sir, Professor.

I really wanted to see this one in movie 😆