Hi, as i have really nothing to do decidied to open Funny excerpt of the day and u just have to say which book it is from and here is 4th August one:
Funny Excerpt of the day
"You're alive," she said blankly to Harry.
"There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly, wiping flecks of blood and slime off his glasses.
"Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet," said Myrtle, blushing silver.
P.S They are not always funny but just excerpts sometimes
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