funny excerpts of book 1!!

hi everyone,i have started this topic so that we can put all the funny exerps of book 1(philosphers stone).this will be ad ideal place for laughing.here are my contributions

Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"

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Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.

They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall," [Dudley] told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"No, thanks," said Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick."

You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she [Mrs.Weasley] thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

ha ha ha ha
gred n forge was too gud

regards,

tejas

here are more

Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask you something?"
"Obviously, you've just done so," Dumbledore smiled. "You may ask me one more thing, however."
"What do you see when you look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books

"Fred, you next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?"

"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?"
"Throw it away and punch him in the nose," suggested Ron

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nice topic shanrox 😊

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT! 😉

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."

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thanx...ilove fred and geroge...their the only funny characters in the book...

Originally posted by: blughost91

thanx...ilove fred and geroge...their the only funny characters in the book...

me too their comic timing (actually JKR's) is immpecable.

regards,

tejas

exactly..tejas...

The weasley twins r my fav 😛 😛 😛