what harry potter would never say - Page 3

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"I wish I was a Chocolate Frog."
"Oh, Fat Lady, your singing voice is so awesome!"
"I wonder if Ginny would mind if I went out with Luna for a while."
"Hermione, I'm in love with Crookshanks."
"I wish Sanpe would shampoo his hair."
"I wish our robes were pink instead of black."
"I wonder if Greyhound would bite me so I could become a werewolf once in while."
"It'd be awesome if McLaggan would take over out quidditch team."
"Sometimes I wish I was a girl."
"I used to play with barbie when I was a child."
"I wonder if Ron or Hermione would buy me barbies for my next birthday if I asked them to.."

Originally posted by: achal

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"I used to play with barbie when I was a child."
"I wonder if Ron or Hermione would buy me barbies for my next birthday if I asked them to.."

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Here are some more:
"I wish Cho kissed me again."
"Damn that muggle Riddle, Merope would've looked so much better with me!"
"I would so marry Moaning Myrtle if she wasn't dead!"
Looking at Nearly Headless Nick, "I want to be nearly headless too.":TEAR:
"Dumbledore has hots for the Fat Lady."
"I wonder if Parvati or Padma Patil would introduce me to some of the actresses in Bollywood like Aishwariya or Preity."
":GASP:Did you know that Snape used to like my mom?"

Originally posted by: achal

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"I wish Sanpe would shampoo his hair."

well he could say tht 😆 😆

ok:
i m proud to be famous
i hate ron.. he is a bad frend of mine.. i prefer to be draco's frend
crab and goyle are so thin

thanx jyoti(page 4)
achal and rukul, u are so funny 😆
here are some more
harry would never say:

'harooj, can i borrow yr glasses, there so much better than mine' 😉
'i wonder if snape would lend me his hair gel'
'oooooooooooh!lipgloss'
sun zara, weasley sun zara
'i dont love rukul'😉
'i wish my mum had married snape instead of my dad, then maybe she would be alive today' 😭
'hermione why do u call voldemort voldy...and why are u blushing now, r u...but u cant love...wot about ron!!!!!'
'dudley is the best cousin i could ever ask for'
'aunt petunia is so pretty'
whatever draco acts like, you've gotta admit he's good looking'
'mum, is my dinner ready yet' 😭
'next time im going to the ball with umbridge'
'lets all play ring-a-ring a roses'
'ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...chocolate'
'ron, lets go de-knome. its so much fun'
'dear, dear voldy my child. dont cry now. just because u have failed yet again to kill me, it doesnt mean you'll never kill me. maybe next year. okay. or the year after, or after that, or maybe...never'
'im the heir of slytherin, not u, u stupid old ratbag'
'im so good looking, my beautiful hair, my gleaming green eyes...haye, mein mar jaava'
'its the time to disco, its the time to disco...wot, THIS is the yule ball, right...arent u supposed to dance.'
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i'll send more later

could some1 make this topic sticky, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😳

Originally posted by: goth princess

'i dont love rukul'😉

how mean of u harooj... 😭 😭 😭.. ok tht is wat harry will say rite not dan.. dan will say ' I LOVE RUKUL !!!! ' 😃

and ya i dunno how to make anything a sticky topic ... really

ok.. how bout

ron.. i love u,will u marry me
hermione,y are u behind ron.. see i m there too
draco is so handsum
voldy wat is the reason behind ur handsum and fair face
voldy is so nice.. he always cares bout me
i hate gryffindor house..
i want draco... ( sob..sob.. )
mummy...draco is hitting me

Originally posted by: goth princess

could some1 make this topic sticky, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😳

i second that

Originally posted by: goth princess

'harooj, can i borrow yr glasses, there so much better than mine' 😉
'i wonder if snape would lend me his hair gel'
'oooooooooooh!lipgloss'
sun zara, weasley sun zara
'hermione why do u call voldemort voldy...and why are u blushing now, r u...but u cant love...wot about ron!!!!!'
whatever draco acts like, you've gotta admit he's good looking'
'lets all play ring-a-ring a roses'
'im so good looking, my beautiful hair, my gleaming green eyes...haye, mein mar jaava'
'its the time to disco, its the time to disco...wot, THIS is the yule ball, right...arent u supposed to dance.'
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i'll send more later

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