FAVOURITE WISE CRACKS... lol

i just want you guys to list out your favourite wise cracks... my observation is that a majority of these have been made by fred and george, and ron comes a close second...

i don't know the exact words they use... but here goes anyway...

try THESE on for size...

NUMBER 1:
ron says (something like this... i don't know the exact words...): 'fred and george tried to get me to make an unbreakable wow once... but then dad found out... (blah blah)... he really freaked out... it's the only time i've seen dad as angry as mum... fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same again...'

fred replies: 'excuse me?'

NUMBER 2:
hermione says to ron: 'just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon, it doesn't mean we all do...'

NUMBER 3:
i think NICK says this to harry: 'all the ghosts are curious about what happened in the ministry and they also know that we (nick and harry) are friendly, but i have decided not to pester you for details. i have informed the other ghosts that i would rather die than breach the sanctity of our friendship'

then ron says: 'which is not saying much seeing as you're already dead...'

nick gets all offended and replies to ron: 'once again you show all the sensitivity of a wart!'

NUMBER 4:
in book 6, during snape's DADA classes, the first time they attempt non verbal spells, snape tries to jinx harry and harry uses a shielding charm, and snape taunts him saying 'we are practicing non verbal spells potter...'

then harry says: 'sorry'

snape, reminding harry to show respect and use the word 'SIR': 'sorry, SIR'

harry (i love this): there is no need to call me SIR, professor!

NUMBER 5:
ron and harry are peeling sprouts at the burrow and since they are underage they can't use magic. the work proceeds very slowly... and fred and george come to watch them. ron asks for help, fred refuses...

fred: 'use knives ron, just the way muggles do it, it's very character building...'

ron: 'you watch.. when i come of age - '

george: 'yes, i'm sure you'll surprise us with hitherto unsuspected magical skills!'

lol... these are some really funny moments! please list yours too... so we can all have a good laff!

Hmm actually there are many such little jokes. For instance, i really liked the # 4th one~~

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i luv these scens and specialt the dada class one(no need to call me sir) 😆

😆 I really like the 4th one to and this one:

Hermione: Ron, just becuz it tok you four years to notice that I'm a girl dosn't mean that other people haven't noticed that I'm a girl. 😆

I'm not sure if that's 100% right, but it is something like that 😳 😕

lol 😆 I too luv the 4th one the best. Yup Princess K i also luv tht one. 😆

yeah.. y don't u guys give m,e your fav ones tooo

I love the one in HBP when Seamus does a spell wrong in Flitwick's class he is made to write " I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick!!" 😆 😆 😆

I absolutely loved Mundungus Fletcher's "'Sup Figgy?" to Mrs Figg after Harry does the Patronus charms against the Dementors in OOTP. 😃 😃 😃

I luv these:

Why Are You Worrying about You-Know-Who?
You SHOULD Be Worrying About
U-NO-POO -
the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation!
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"There's a boy been in here crying?" asked Harry curiously. "A young boy?"
"Never you mind," said Myrtle, her small, leaky eyes fixed on Ron, who was now definitely grinning. "I promised I wouldn't tell anyone, and I take his secret to the-"
"-not to the grave, surely?" snorted Ron. "The sewers maybe..."
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"Harry Potter!" bellowed Hagrid, slopping some of his fourteenth bucket of wine down his chin as he drained it.
"Yes, indeed," cried Slughorn a little thickly. "Parry Otter, the Chosen Boy Who - well - something of that sort," he mumbled, and drained his mug too.
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[Watching Ron and Lavendar making out]
"It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?" said Ginny dispassionately.
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Pointing his wand at nothing in particular, he gave it an upward flick and said Levicorpus! inside his head.
"Aaaaaaaargh!"
There was a flash of light and the room was full of voices: Everyone had woken up as Ron had let out a yell. Harry sent Advanced Potion-Making flying in panic; Ron was dangling upside down in midair as though an invisible hook had hoisted him up by the ankle.
"Sorry!" yelled Harry, as Dean and Seamus roared with laughter, and Neville picked himself up from the floor, having fallen out of bed. "Hang on- I'll let you down-"
He groped for the potion book and riffled throught it in a panic, trying to find the right page; at last he located it and deciphered one cramped word underneath the spell: Praying that this was the counter-jinx, Harry thought Liberacorpus! with all his might.
There was another flash of light, and Ron fell in a heap onto his mattress.
"Sorry," repeated Harry weakly, while Dean and Seamus continued to roar with laughter.
"Tomorrow," said Ron in a muffled voice, "I'd rather you set the alarm clock."




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Lolz.. That's soo funny!!! Thanks guys for posting it!!
My favorites, the Mollywobbles part, My Sweetheart part during Christmas, Won-Won part..
That's it for now, too tired to write anything longer now..

I love the one where it's like Harry's having a Quidditch match and then he spots Draco Malfoy going out with two girls and he says"Well they must be waiting for Harry Potter the chosen captain or The Boy Who Scored" THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY!! 😆