Ahem - sorry for being late honey!😳.....But I guss I'm not relly needed - the hot seat is already considerably warm so I'll go easy on you😃....
My usual set of questions:
If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?
How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?
What's the speed of dark?
If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?
How can a house burn up when it burns
down?
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?
How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?
Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?
In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?
Why does X stand for a kiss?
Why does O stand for a hug?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?
Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?
When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?
Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?
How can batteries die?
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?
Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?
Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?