kya..Maast Hai Life-Galool

Hello…all…irritated…souls like..me….

So, d story begins with Galool…sitting at d Talsagara bus-stop eating…chocolate..

Unfortunately..a star news reporter has spotted Galool to take her interview.

Reporter: Hello..Madam..U r Gulaal right?Why r u sitting at d bus-stop?

Galool: See..I'm leaving Talsagara…n now this bus was late..thats y eating chocolate…😳

Reporter: But how ur family members allowed u..

Galool:: They didn't said yes or no..cos this morning I've served breakfast for them…n mixed fevicol..in everybody breakfast..so they are not able to open their mouth..when I was leaving..n also applied glue..to their places..so they can't stand..hahaha..

Reporter: But madam..where will u go?

Galool: To d other village

Reporter: Madam..how will u survive?

Galool: I've just talked..to d Irrigation department n they are ready..to take my services..to find water..free mein nahin…karoongi..khoob sare paise loongi..after all make-up kit jo kharidna hai..mujhe..😛

Reporter: Madam…par aapka pati tho kamatha hai..na..😲

Gallo:No..use..use apne liye pocket money nahin milte..tho mujhe kya kharidke layega..

Reporter:Madam..but ur hubby loves u a lot na..then y r u going?

Galool: Arre…use..I love u bolne ke liye…10 saal lage hai…tho mere paas an eke liye..aur daas saal lagenge..usne mujhe 10 saal door rakha hai..na..ab mein use 10 saal door rakhoongi..(revenge)

Reporter:madam..how he will survive without ur slaps..

Galool:I know..Iknow…maine uske room mein ek machine..rakha…use jab bhi mera yaad ayegi tho..woh machine switch-on kar saktha hai..aur who machine..zor se 2 thappad lagayegi..

Reporter:What about Talli..madam..she is ur love of life..na?

Galool:Usi ke liye tho mein jha rahi hoon..usko bata ke aayi hoon ki..woh abse Durgesh ke hi sapne dekhe..kisi tarah mein durgesh ko manavungi..shaadi..ke liye..😃

Reporter:But madam..h will u convince..him?

Galool:See along with my job..I will do Turba..everyday with…Durgesh..n when he gets impressed by me..mein use..Talli se shaadi karne ko kahoongi..mein jo bhi karoongi..apni family ke bhalayi ke liye.hi...karoongi..usse hamari aapsi…ka dushmani bhi khatam ho jayegi..aur..Talli hamare ghar mein hi rahegi…hum durgesh ko ghar-jamayi..banayenge..

Reporter:What about Dudhyant..madam?

Galool:See uske saath mera khatti hua…uske cell phone bill bharne ke liye aur uske detectives ko pay karne ke liye…usne kesar se bribe liya..aur faisla..uski taraf sunaya..bhechara..guilt ke mare..ye daas saal bhi mere family ka..seva karega..

Reporter:Aapke husband aaapko koi gift dee hai kya?

Galool:haan..use patha tha..ki mein kisi bhi tarah..ghar se bhag javungi..isiliye..usne..kaal raat aakar..WKD gang ka link deke gaya..aur uspe..likha..Inse kuch seekho..I don't know y..I have to check that out..

Reporter:Thaank u..madam..

Bus aa agyi..galool..chali bhi gayi..but kesuda was already in that.bus...well that's an another story..

P.S: Just for fun..no offence to Gulaal fans..😊

Originally posted by: krea

pretty good yaar...i cant stop me by laughing...!!!!!nicely done...!!!!!

Originally posted by: Geeshani

LOL😆...Can't hold my laugh🤣 ...Thanks Chweetu😉...

Originally posted by: chweetu

Hello'all'irritated'souls like..me'. Hey siree 🤗

So, d story begins with Galool'sitting at d Talsagara bus-stop eating'chocolate.. lo ji, oondiyo nahi mila tha usay? 😉 gaon men chocolate... i m getting this idea that galool k hath waqai bohot lambay hen 😆

Unfortunately..a star news reporter has spotted Galool to take her interview.

Reporter: Hello..Madam..U r Gulaal right?Why r u sitting at d bus-stop?

Galool: See..I'm leaving Talsagara'n now this bus was late..thats y eating chocolate'😳 (Galool maiya ko chocolate se kitni mohabbat hai na 😍)

Reporter: But how ur family members allowed u..

Galool:: They didn't said yes or no..cos this morning I've served breakfast for them'n mixed fevicol..in everybody breakfast..so they are not able to open their mouth..when I was leaving..n also applied glue..to their places..so they can't stand..hahaha.. hahahaha they might now run after her with their chairs sticked to them 🤣

Reporter: But madam..where will u go?

Galool: To d other village oho dont worry gulaal kabhi bhi kahin bhi ja sakti hai 😆

Reporter: Madam..how will u survive?

Galool: I've just talked..to d Irrigation department n they are ready..to take my services..to find water..free mein nahin'karoongi..khoob sare paise loongi..after all make-up kit jo kharidna hai..mujhe..😛 madam plz buy some new clothes also 😆

Reporter: Madam'par aapka pati tho kamatha hai..na..😲

Gallo:No..use..use apne liye pocket money nahin milte..tho mujhe kya kharidke layega.. hawww n u didn talk to mota bha about it? talli talli kar k u ate mota bha's head but u didn talk about the pocket money thing, hawww very bad 🤢

Reporter:Madam..but ur hubby loves u a lot na..then y r u going?

Galool: Arre'use..I love u bolne ke liye'10 saal lage hai'tho mere paas an eke liye..aur daas saal lagenge..usne mujhe 10 saal door rakha hai..na..ab mein use 10 saal door rakhoongi..(revenge) hahahahahahaha per maiya ji u cant stand even for a second in front of kesar's revenge, he vl just come n vl take u away n u wouldnt be able to do anything 🤗

Reporter:madam..how he will survive without ur slaps..

Galool:I know..Iknow'maine uske room mein ek machine..rakha'use jab bhi mera yaad ayegi tho..woh machine switch-on kar saktha hai..aur who machine..zor se 2 thappad lagayegi.. hahahaha sirf 2? per abhi to ap ne use 9 slaps lagaye thay... baqi 7 ka kya hoga? kesar vl really miss u then 😉

Reporter:What about Talli..madam..she is ur love of life..na?

Galool:Usi ke liye tho mein jha rahi hoon..usko bata ke aayi hoon ki..woh abse Durgesh ke hi sapne dekhe..kisi tarah mein durgesh ko manavungi..shaadi..ke liye..😃 hahahahaha what a choice gullu ji, ap to talli ki match making kar k hi rahen gen 😆 lekin phir dushy bha ka kya hoga? un se bhi future men deeyarvattu ka irada to nahi hai ap ka 😆???

Reporter:But madam..h will u convince..him?

Galool:See along with my job..I will do Turba..everyday with'Durgesh..n when he gets impressed by me..mein use..Talli se shaadi karne ko kahoongi..mein jo bhi karoongi..apni family ke bhalayi ke liye.hi...karoongi..usse hamari aapsi'ka dushmani bhi khatam ho jayegi..aur..Talli hamare ghar mein hi rahegi'hum durgesh ko ghar-jamayi..banayenge.. hahahaha per madam i m sure talli ap se zyada acha turba karegi, n durgesh vl then fall in love with her n he vl agree to marry fatafat 😆 u wont have to try very hard for that...

Reporter:What about Dudhyant..madam?

Galool:See uske saath mera khatti hua'uske cell phone bill bharne ke liye aur uske detectives ko pay karne ke liye'usne kesar se bribe liya..aur faisla..uski taraf sunaya..bhechara..guilt ke mare..ye daas saal bhi mere family ka..seva karega.. ooops dushy bha bhaaago, u r in trouble 😉

Reporter:Aapke husband aaapko koi gift dee hai kya?

Galool:haan..use patha tha..ki mein kisi bhi tarah..ghar se bhag javungi..isiliye..usne..kaal raat aakar..WKD gang ka link deke gaya..aur uspe..likha..Inse kuch seekho..I don't know y..I have to check that out.. hahahaha ya absolutely, learn something from WKD gang miss, i mean mrs, i mean miss, oh hum to conphusya gaye hen, bechara kesar kaise jhailta hoga haye 😉

Reporter:Thaank u..madam..

Bus aa agyi..galool..chali bhi gayi..but kesuda was already in that.bus...well that's an another story.. ale wah wah wah yeh kya ho raha hai.. aray yeh kya ho raha hai.. yeh kya ho raha hai bhai 😉 😆

P.S: Just for fun..no offence to Gulaal fans..😊

Originally posted by: truedecent

hahahahahaha siree 🤣, fantastic yar 👏, i m laughing like 🤣 wah what an interview, ae gullu maiya te bari phamous hogayi ae ji, kesuda beware yar pehle hi jise dekho gullu maiya se pyar ho jata hai, ab to it has become more dangerous, kesuuu bacha le apne pyaaar ko... 😆

Originally posted by: kalika.j

Well done chweetu.👏

Originally posted by: shyams

Hilarious 🤣