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After reading @captain post, a thought of making an interview post with Rocky just strike my mind.Copying a part of my comments from her post.
Interviewer Dialougue Credits: @Captainplus
An interview with Rocky in Jail.The interviewer is none other than our Captain.
C:So,Dayan turned out to be a true dayan & aapne hi sage bhai ko kha gayi !
Rocky: Dayan Kisi Ki Sagi Nhi Hoti! Why hadn't I listened to my teacher that day? 😭
"Learned If At School Days, Would Never Fail,
For My Deeds, Never Ended Up In This Jail."
C:Today I felt some sort of sympathy for u noodles as whatever you are, kind of looked genuinely concerned for his sister in past 2 episodes.
Rocky: Describing pain(Saying For Durga)
"Hum Kaale Hain Toh Kya Hua Dilwale Hain,
Hum Toh Tere-Tere Tere, Sambandhi Sagewale Hain.
Hum Kaale Hain..."
C:Kher bure kaam ka bura natija !
Rocky: Why? Just say why?
"Kar Bura Toh Ho Bura, Ab Mujhko Samajh Mein Aaya,
Jab Meri Apni Sagi Behen Ne, Mujhe SasurJi Se Pitwaya."
C:aapni behan ki suni, goa se yaha aaya, sher ko zakhmi ki & phasa !
Agar behan ki na sunta toh goa ki pitai hi akhri hoti but no aapko toh badla lena tha...Ab bhukto ! 😈
Rocky: [ while lying on floor]
"Chadha Tha Mere Sar, Badle Ka Bhukhaar,
Ab Pastt(losing) Pada Hu Laita, Khakar Sher Ki Laat Ka Waar."
C: Waise please explain me, what were you trying to do ? 😕
Kar kya rah tha yeh? aur kya samaj ke ?
Rocky: [while remembering kidnapping & AJ hostage incidents]
"Sochta Hu Zyada, Kam Mein Samajhta Hu,
Sab Kuch Kehte Hain, Main Kuch Aur Hi Karta Hu,
Ladka Kyu, Mein Aisa Kyu? Ladka Hu Nalayak Mein.(x2)"
C: Khunkhar Sher ke haat fully loaded gun kaun deta hai ? 😲
Rocky: Main, Aur kaun?😆 Kyunki...
"Nayak Nahi, Khalnayak Hu Main,
Pagal BadaWala, Kehne Layak Hu Main,
Meri Khalnayaki Ki, Kisiko Na Kadar,
Pinjare(Jail) Mein Rehne Hi, Layak Hu Main.."
C: Maanti hoon had Angu shot AJ, toh tu shayed bach jata but, what if AJ had shot Angu ?
Rocky: [while dancing happily]
''Arre, aree Tu Toh Gaya Re, Main Bhi Aaya Re"
[With frustration]waise Bhi uss Aadhe Pagal ne mujhe pura pagal bana diya tha.
C: Had AJ shot Angu then, tera kya hota re kaliya ?
Rocky:
"Wahi Hota Hain, Ju Script Mein Likha Hota Hain"
C:The gun had more than 1 bullet ?
Rocky: What do you think That lice of my hair has sucked all blood from brains? If you think so, then let me tell you it's true. If not, then I hadn't handed fully loaded gun to Sher.
C:Tu kaise bachta ? 😳
Rocky: Bachane wale hum kaun hain, woh toh script writer hain. If they wish...
"Main Wapas Aayunga, Main Wapas Aayunga"
C: What guarantee did you had that, after shooting Angu, his saga bhai, he won't come after you ? Tu konsa uska jaan ka tukra hai ?
After you tortured him so much,
After you dared to do batameezi with his guddiya,
On top of all this the biggest fact is, Sher Loathes you ! 🤓
Rocky: Madam! FYI Mein Unki Jaan KaTukda Nahi Woh Meri Jaan Ke Pyase Hain, Aur...
"Duje Ki Jo Pyaas Bhujaye, Ganga Maiyya Behti Aaye,
Uske Paon Tale, Jeevan Jyot Jale
Aaa Jeevan Jyot Jale."
C: Phir tujhe woh zinda kyun chodega? 😳
Rocky:
"Chod Diya Jaye, Ya Maar Diya Jaye,
Pucho Viewers Se Tum, Mere Saath Kya-Kya Suluk Kiya Jaye?"
C:Then you dares to mockingly show pity on the khunkhar Sher saying, he looses jeeta hua baazi due to his Guddiya ?
Abe aankhe khol ke dekh ! ye saand tere saamne aaj sirf Guddiye ke wajeh se hi khada hai !
Rocky: [while 😭, feeling guilty]
"Ankh Hai Bhari Bhari Aur Tum ,
Ankh Khol Ke, Dekhne Ko Kehte Ho"
C: Well Jindal sahab told you right on his face, ye jitna samajdaar aapne aap ko samajta ho na, uska adha bhi nahin ho !
Rocky: yes he was right.
"Agar Itna He Samajhdaar Mein Hota Toh 10standard Fail Thodyi Hua Hota"
[Reason 4 for being 10th standard failure- p.s]
C:Yeh kaise bhookad gunde laya tha tu? 😆
Rocky: Maar Khane ke liye bhi kuch toh space chahiye tha na! ( Annika's logic gesture)
C:Inn gundo ki mummies ne inhe sikhayaa nahi tha kya, ki kisi anjaan insan se kuch lekar khana nahi chaiye ? 🤓
Rocky:
*Jab Peth Kare Bukh Ki Pukaar,
Toh Banda Kaise Kare Khane Se Inkar"
C: Laddu khaye toh khaye, lekin do-do Laddu kha liye bhukkadon ne ? 😲
Rocky: Jab dene wali Itni Khubsoorat ho toh..
"Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye..."
C:Seems like Rockey kept them bhukha pyaasa & didn't give them salary 😔
😃
Chalo for the time being, ye aapni aasli jagah i.e. jail pohoch gaya !
--------INTERVIEW ENDS---------]
p.s. Refer my comments in 16th April :- Rocky ka baja phirse baja
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