Sade Sati: fun post let's find solution

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Posted: 6 years ago
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Does Guddan realize the concept of Sade Sati?
She gave an excuse that it will have heavy affect on her Saural for 3 days! Sade Sati is Affect of Saturn-Shani Dev on persons Kundali for 7 1/2 years. So is Guddan darling planning on staying for 7 1/2 years and then leaving? 🤔

According to Gemstone Universe this how the 7 1/2 years cycle of Shani Devs affect is described: "One of the most intriguing and even dreaded part of the journey in astrological terms is the Saturn's seven and half year cycle or Sade Sati.
It's like the visitation from the tough teacher who can and will turn a blind eye to one's tears, pain and misery until the lesson has been learnt well and the test passed!"
What could happen? Shani Devtas Affects & Signs
* Delays and obstructions in ongoing tasks
* Loss of hope
* Excess expenditure - expenses specially on medical reasons
* Physical discomfort
* Mental anxiety - lack of rest and sleep
* Pessimistic thinking - resurfacing of old morbid fears, tension
* Depression
* Lack of support from one's family of origin
* Financial pressure
* Loss or harm of one's own interest due to bad communication, lack of communication or harsh speech
* Anxiety related to children, in-laws
* Family inheritance disputes - not getting a fair share in family fortunes
* Delays and obstructions in Higher education
* Running pillar to post to get clearances and required documentation
* Transfer to alien territory, a different department, or a foreign land where emotional support maybe missing completely
* Work away from home scenarios
* Uncomfortable and unproductive travels
* Unnecessary anger and frustration with little reasonable outlet
* Prisoner of circumstances
* Physical imprisonment in extreme cases or getting committed to asylum care
Source: Gemstone Universe


Since Mrs. Guddan Akshat Jindal is Bholi Bhali Abla Naari, let's give her some solution in removing the Sade Sati from her Sasural the Mad Circus & Especially her husband's Akshat Jindals: Ringmaster's Life!!!

If you read the bold under Shani Devta Affect& Signs you can see already see some of his effectts on Akshat Jindal that's why he is so Frustrated & Confused.

My solution is since Akshat Jindal is keen in becoming Sanyasi, he is the Humanity Baba, every Tuesday & Saturday he should read the Hanuman Chalisa

Guddan Akshat Jindal should take 8 days long vacation to Mumbai with Revati. For the Ringmaster when his Namesake Toofan Wife is gone for 8 days, each day will equivalent 1 year.
On the 9th day when Mrs. Guddan Akshat Jindal returns, Ringmaster will realize the difference between
Humanity & Pyar
Responsibility & Care
Family Member & Wife
Boredom &Adventure
That two opposites attract each other & fit perfectly well they become Ying & Yang.

What are your suggestions & Solutions for removing Sade Sati from Jindal Bhavan & AJ's life?

Perv
Saru
Lakshmi
Durga
Future
CBI Rawat

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rs-shailu29 thumbnail
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Posted: 6 years ago
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🤣what is this
My solution is since Akshat Jindal is keen in becoming Sanyasi, he is the Humanity Baba, every Tuesday & Saturday he should read the Hanuman Chalisa
🤣u really cracked me were do u get ideas yar🤗...



perv ko muster oil taki wo pisle😉----sat shani ki pooja
saru ko pulandevi pooja karna chaiye roz to loot more ----monday aur sunday shivji ko pooja
lakshmi ko huldi se nahana chaiye taki uski beautiful face aur butiful hojai--friday lakshmi pooja aur other days upvas

durga ko tuesday aur friday ko kali mata ka jaap karna chaiye

cbi uncle--- he needs almonds daily so his brain starts working
Edited by rs-shailu29 - 6 years ago
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Pervy should go to "gaushala" & samarpit his life in din raat seva of cows
All bahus, should complete 50 parikramas of Govardhan parvat daily

Rawat should hang upside down from bargat ka peir daily 6 hours till next 6 months as it looks like his thoughts are stuck in same position & seems like blood in his brain isn't getting circulated
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Posted: 6 years ago
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First of all thank u for such detailed info abt "Sade Sati" 😃 TBH just like Akshat Me too have no idea abt what it is until I read ur post😆Pehle suna bhi na hai iske baare mein

I wud like to say Bring CBI RAWAT so that he can give gyaan regarding the solutions to Guddan voh bhi shuddh desi hindi mein😆

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Posted: 6 years ago
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Read some lines coz not free rn and it's so good 😆
Nice post 👏
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Thanks piku for such a detailed about "saaresaati" ,mujhe laga hi tha othersmemebers would have no knowlege about this😆
Lets talk to in real sense.

" Saaresaati " is like a " prakoop" ( anger) of shani dev.i want to tell u guys shani dev is a son of surya dev & her wife shandaya.
Piku describe what can be harmful effects of " saaresaati" 😆...best method is in saturday wear black clothes & worrshipped shani dev with mustard oil joo & tiil (black im colour) & put oi ,joo & til on shani dev & do aarti with a one rupee coin on every saturday.well this is the best & real method to remove " saaeesaati" & some black clothe also put on shani dev idol head

" Saaresaati" is s major " prakoop" of shani dev even chandra dev (moon) ne bhi ye sab kuch jhela tha😆..i mean he also faces the bad effects of "saaresaati"

& thanks for this wonderful & detailed post😆

🤗
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Originally posted by: rs-shailu29

🤣what is this

My solution is since Akshat Jindal is keen in becoming Sanyasi, he is the Humanity Baba, every Tuesday & Saturday he should read the Hanuman Chalisa
🤣u really cracked me were do u get ideas yar🤗...
perv ko muster oil taki wo pisle😉----sat shani ki pooja
saru ko pulandevi pooja karna chaiye roz to loot more ----monday aur sunday shivji ko pooja
lakshmi ko huldi se nahana chaiye taki uski beautiful face aur butiful hojai--friday lakshmi pooja aur other days upvas

durga ko tuesday aur friday ko kali mata ka jaap karna chaiye

cbi uncle--- he needs almonds daily so his brain starts working


Actually the idea was inspired from Guddan Jindal the way she made it up 🤣 I was like Guddu dear do you know what you are saying😆 7 1/2 years cycles ending in 3 days 😆 is this excuse to stay in the made house for 7 1/2 years. Haye rabba

@ bold He wants to become a Saadu & Humantity Baba so it's best he recites Hanuman Chalisa. Hanumanji will remove all the Sanket from Akshat Jindals life.
I love all your remedies for all the 5 Dosh (Perv, Saaru, Lakshmi, Durga & Rawat)

Also for Perv Guddan can hit him with the Cat statue too, one Pervy will get beaten with 2 the cat statue will break 🤣

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Posted: 6 years ago
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Originally posted by: captainplus

Pervy should go to "gaushala" & samarpit his life in din raat seva of cows🤣

All bahus, should complete 50 parikramas of Govardhan parvat daily 🤣

Rawat should hang upside down from bargat ka peir daily 6 hours till next 6 months as it looks like his thoughts are stuck in same position & seems like blood in his brain isn't getting circulated

Bechara Perv Police Inspector se kabhi Cupid, Kabhi Pandit, Matchmaker, Nauker, Chef and now doing his Seva in Gaushala🤣
I also love your remedy for Rawat, but for some reason I just am reminded of bat hanging upside down😆😕 he is truly stuck in Ramyan days
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Originally posted by: SaruSenan

First of all thank u for such detailed info abt "Sade Sati" 😃 TBH just like Akshat Me too have no idea abt what it is until I read ur post😆Pehle suna bhi na hai iske baare mein

I wud like to say Bring CBI RAWAT so that he can give gyaan regarding the solutions to Guddan voh bhi shuddh desi hindi mein😆

Guddan will probably end up putting tape over his mouth, or pretending to fall asleep, she can use her headphones to cover her ears. She already told Rawat Uncle to speak clear Hindi😆
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Originally posted by: Raglak_akshan

Read some lines coz not free rn and it's so good 😆

Nice post 👏

I was annoyed with Lalla so I am like let's see if Sade Sati is really effecting him which is loss of hope, problems with children 😆

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