...Lets Look who is Our Next Puttar...??? - Page 3

Originally posted by: *Resham*

Hey thx a lott Nish for posting this awesome thread in VS section... grrr no thanks😆

Now Anshu... yesh reshu😛😆😆

Answer these as warmups:

1. What does your name suggest? perpetual process that never stops, everlasting flame for eternity, light and brightness😳

2. Name 20 places you would like to visit? hmm well canada, barcelona, anywhere in the world where I aint been 🤔..singapore, hong kong, some places in america, mexico, france, amsterdam....hmm its hard when I have been to loads 😆australia,

3. Name 15 animals you can think of right now? lion, elephant, donkey, cat, dog, fox, giraffe, mouse, hamster, parrot, jaguar, panther, lizard, snake, hippo

4. Name 25 things you can see around you? television, comp, water, table, newspaper, speakers, my cap, mobile phone, candle😆😆cd's, sofa, landline😆😆😆photos, chair, curtains, window, car keys, clock, remote control, paper,

5. 5 things you cant live without? breathing😆😆..parents, mauja hi mauja😆food, friends😛😛

6. If you are left on a deserted island whom would you take along with you? my dad 😆

7. If you wake up frm sleep and see tht u r not Anshu anymore, wht will you do? grrr then i'd go and find out where Anshu went 😲😆😆I wouldn't like it 😆

8. 250000+650000-8500=? 891500

9. Tell me wht I can find in these places:

1. Sydney Australia
2. Perth Australia
3. Washington US
4. Lucerne Switzerland

10. And lastly how is it to be grilled and get grilled? being grilled is worse 😲haww so many to answer haha

Me coming back...muahhhhhhhhh 😆 no you won't 😆

Originally posted by: *saakshi_fan*

oh yes, I have to give thanks to henna

thanks henna 🤗thanx to henna 😲 hawww😆😆😆

anddd as for anshu.....mwaahahahahha I'm going to take the oppurtunity...here I go good😆😆😆

1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? hmm duno 🤔😆😆

2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it? time? never heard of it 🤣

3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?omg its so early for these type of questions 😆😆😆

4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?brown haha..how can all walls face south😆😆😆

5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?three😆😆😆

6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. How did sloppy die?the wind blew him😆😆😆

7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?6 by 6 squared😆

8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, dropping them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada?ehh i duno bout canada man😆😆😆first ball??😆😆😆

9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.erm the year you was born 😆

10. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?santa claus 🤡🤣

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?9😆😆😆

12. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?u temme😆😆

13. Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?what the heck..he rewound backwards his age😆😆😆

14. What has four legs but only one foot?YOU😆😆😆

15. How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?cnt remember😆😆

16. Kindly old Grandfather Lunn

Is twice as old as his son

Twenty-five years ago

Their age ratio

Strange enough was three to one

When does Grandfather celebrate his centenary?i duno 🤔these are funny q's man😆

17. Said a certain young lady named Gwen

Of her tally of smitten young men

"one less and three more

Divided by four

Together give one more than ten"

How many boyfriends had she?4??😆😆am guessing😆😆

18. There was a young fellow named Clive

Whose bees number ten power five

The daughters to each son

Were as nineteen to one,

A truly remarkable hive.

How many sons (drones) were in the hive?huh am lost again 🤣

19.A team's opening batter named Nero

Squared his number of hits, the big hero!

After subtracting his score

He took off ten and two more

And the final result was a "zero".

How many hits did Nero make?there was always 0 🤔

20. Some freshman from Trinity Hall

Played hockey with a wonderful ball;

Two times its weight

Plus weight squared, minus eight,

Gave "nothing" in ounces at all.

What was the weight of the ball?i duno..hehe 😆😆😆

21. The Bar Z ranch was a dude ranch. One day a new "dude" asked one of the stable hands how many men were tending the horses in the corral. Having a mischievous sense of humor, he replied, "I saw eighty-two feet and twenty-six heads". He then walked away, leaving the dude scratching his head trying to figure it out. How many men were tending the horses?26😆😆😆

22. One morning as Paul was getting his newspaper, he noticed on his new house something that needed to be fixed. Heading over to the hardware store, he spoke to the manager, describing his problem. The manager said, "I know just what you need". He led Paul down some aisles and stopped in front of some bins. Digging down into some of the bins, he set something up on the shelf. "I saw your house when it was built", the manager said. "Here's all that you'll need and how much it'll cost... five will be 15 cents while fifty will be 30 cents, 250 will be 45 cents, while 2507 will only cost you 60 cents. One lady, about 20 blocks from your house, bought 30247 and only paid 75 cents! These are black, but they also come in gold and silver." Whatwas the manager selling?

23. If it takes 3 people to dig a hole, how many does it take to dig half a hole?well 2 if u round it up...cnt be 1.5 people 😆

24. What is the beginning of eternity. The end of time and space. The beginning of every end. And the end of every place?there aint one

Originally posted by: ~*Juhi*~

Tu es tres desobeissant Anshu 😆😆 Je suis aller faire griller litteraire je signifie grilloir vous tres bientot 😃😆😆

Originally posted by: dramaholic

Hello Anshu!! Congrats, Well lets start off with a warn up😆this is the cool down too😆😆😆

Life Unaswered Questions from Crazythoughts😆

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?weather is like that init😆😆😆
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?yes coz its on ur face 😆😆😆
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59 at birth but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?the next day
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?huh 😆😆
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? no its fake!😊😆😆
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? coz its cut like that 🤔
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?er no
Can you daydream at night?yeshhh😆😆😆its called nightmare😆😆😆
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?middle button init😆😆
Can animals commit suicide? never heard of that 😲😆😆
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?let it carry on..how am i mena kno if its endangered😆😆😆
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?gosh God forbid this wud happen...😳
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?nothing
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?coz its ur home😛😛
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?u temme 😆
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?coz u get in trouble😆😆😆

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?yesh
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated? no thats not true..u cnt put a cow in the fridge😆😆
How fast do hotcakes sell?very fasht😆😆😆
Who was Sadie Hawkins?never heard of her😆😆😆
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?its a lullaby init i duno😆😆😆
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?for the occasion 🤔😆😆
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?everything😆😆😆
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?er no😆😆😆
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?piss uff 🤣gosh I dunoo😆😆😆
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?keep it safe😆😆😆
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?erm no not that i know of😆😆😆
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. I duno 😳
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?neither😛
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?they're huge man😆😆
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?no not all the time😆😆😆
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? juiced prunes i duno 🤔😆😆

What is another word for "thesaurus"?err check in there😆😆😆

Have Fun!!=D

- Dilbagh😛

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

Originally posted by: Henna042

Anshuuuuuuuu 😊 glad to see my right...😊 knew it...oh bye-lo..i cant tell you how happy I am 😆nah honestly, good to have u here😛😆😆

Answer this paper fast...

These are all True and False Q's, you have to answer them as quickly and as accurately as possible. You are not allowed pen and paper to work them out. 😳 all of them u have to do mentally... so do it when you are totally NOT free...😊hawwww thats never then😆

Don't cheat and read Q beforehand...😳😳 Please write the time started and finished also..😊

Time Started:8.30am😆😆

The word, "mineral," can be spelled using only the letters found in the word, "parliament." Trueeee

This sequence of four words, "triangle, glove, clock, bicycle," corresponds to this sequence of numbers "3, 5, 12, 2." true

27 minutes before 7 o'clock is 33 minutes past 5 o'clock. false😃

The word, "slackers," is spelled by using the first letters of the words in the following sentence: "Silent large anteaters calmly kiss each roasted snack." Trueeee😛

If written backwards, the number, "one thousand, one hundred twenty-five," would be written "five thousand, two hundred eleven." True 🤔

Gary has only forty-eight dollars, but he can buy a bicycle that costs one hundred twenty dollars, (disregarding tax) if he borrows fifty-seven dollars from Jane and fifteen dollars from Jill. True..gosh this was easy😆😆

A round wall clock that has been rotated until it is hanging upside down will have a minute hand that points to your right when it is two forty-five. Nah false

If the word, "quane," is understood to mean the same as the word, "den," then the following sentence is grammatically correct: "Looking out from my quane, I could see a wolf enter quane." huh false?🤔😆😆

If Richard looks into a mirror and touches his left ear with his right hand, Richard's image seems to touch its right ear with its left hand. truee

If you leave the letters in the same order, but rearrange the spaces in the phrase, "Them eats on," it can be read as, "Theme at son." true

The words, "auctioned, education, and cautioned," all use the exact same letters. true

John weighs 85 pounds. Jeff weighs 105 pounds. Jake weighs 115 pounds. Two of them standing together on the same scale could weigh 200 pounds. false😛

The seventh vowel appearing in this sentence is the letter "a." nah false

Nine chickens, two dogs, and three cats have a total of forty legs. false😆😆😆thats too less😆😆

Sixteen hours are to one day as twenty days are to June's length. no false

In the English alphabet, there are exactly four letters between the letter "M" and the letter "G." no false😆😆😆

If the word, "TAN," is written under the word, "SLY," and the word, "TOT," is written under "TAN," then the word, "SAT," is formed diagonally. erm yes true

By removing seven letters from the word, "motherhood," the word, "home," can be formed. false

If a thumb is a finger, then three gloves and three shoes normally hold thirty-five fingers and toes. false

The words, "every, how, hand, ever," can form common compound words using, respectively, "one, ever, finger, more." false 🤔

If Monday is the first day of the month, the very next Saturday is the fifth day of the month. true

Three of the following numbers add up to the number 31: 17, 3, 2, 19, 5. true

Fred will be four blocks from his starting place if he travels two blocks north, then three blocks east, and then two blocks south. false

The following words are the opposites of words that begin with the letter R: unreal, street, grasp, unwind, wrong. false

The following, disregarding punctuation, is spelled the same forwards as it is backwards: "Drat Saddam, a mad dastard!" er true😆😆

The letters of the word, "sponged," appear in reverse alphabetical order. true

The numbers, 3-7-2-4-8-1-5, are read backwards as 5-1-8-4-2-7-3. true

The odd numbers in this group add up to an even number: 15, 32, 5, 13, 82, 7, 1. false

Without breaking or bending a toothpick, you can spell the word, "FIN," with exactly seven toothpicks, with no letter sharing a toothpick used by another letter. false

This sentence has thirty-five letters. true

A square whose sides each measure ten centimeters can completely fit inside of a regular hexagon whose sides each measure ten centimeters. false

Six identical triangles can be formed by drawing two straight lines through an octagon's center point. true😆😆😆

The number 64 is the next logical number in the following sequence of numbers: 2, 6, 14, 30... false??🤔

Frank is taller than John. Ralph is taller than Frank. Therefore, John is the shortest boy. true

The sum of all the odd numbers from zero to 16 is an even number. true

If each of seven persons in a group shakes hands with each of the other six persons, then a total of forty-two handshakes occurs. false😆😆😆

Three congruent regular hexagons can be drawn in such a way that all of them overlap each other and create exactly ten distinct areas or compartments.false

If a doughnut shaped house has two doors to the outside and three doors to the inner courtyard, then it's possible to end up back at your starting place by walking through all five doors of the house without ever walking through the same door twice false

Time Finished: 8.57am😆

Originally posted by: *Sunita*

Yay, dhan dhan dhan dhan dhan dha..

Thanks Henna for the link!! I am going to roast Anshu and will give the burnt pieces to IF members. 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by: sateera_angad