Lessons learned from 18/12 :P

Originally posted by: Nishtha

Although few thinsg wont allow me to comment and ROFL...but here i go....🤣

🤣 i needed it..BADLY

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Btw this was AN ACE..🤣i dont blame Reshu 🤣 she has gone bersek on fone 🤣🤣🤣

so am i...🤣🤣

will post DETAIL COMMENT TOM..dont ya worry 🤣

Originally posted by: Nishtha

what the "BEEP" 🤣with approximately...5765675567 years behind...her fashion is FASHION FAUX...WARDROBE MALFUNCTION 24X7🤣

Why she wears ALL THE PECULIAR COLORS OF THE WORLD🤢...man...wear color which US HUMAN WEAR something😊🤣🤣

btw no YESHHHHHHHHH from me...i hate that bouquet🤢..JUST PRAYING HARD THAT...nahin........burger...🤣or someone...will DIE in Dehli...for 😡no ways..those are aweful flowers😳

Originally posted by: PIZZAAAAAAAA

Yellow saree and red nailpolish... what a geeky combination!!
Burger ju r wacko no.1

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

Okay, i watched todays episode..😆 JOKES 😆..Nishhh where are you lost?!!!?!?

Me is here...☺️ 😛 to Laugh and Roll....😆 *rubbing hands*😛

Lessons learnt 😆

Lesson #1: Simarto is a kaam chorni and will ALWAYS be one!!!!😃



Congratoooolations Simarto the receptionist....the tomato in you finally ripped through

Simarto the receptionist <<<😆 she will dred this dialogue for the rest of her life...poor soul😆😆 nd i Pity..Reshu she is not gonna ge up from this..shock...read to see her....ON FLOOR😆😆😆

apparently she did so much work for the presentation hence she acquired a contract 👏GIMME A BREAKKKKKK MAN...you always got problems, so other people end up doing your work 😳

Well...When the last Time either of the husband wife worked🤔...tell me😆😆😆..What he has done in Amrit trasnport is still a mystery...🤔while his wife...speak alot nd do very little...this is crazy..😆😆nd this whole wide world i only got this...SHOW to watch😲🥱😆where people in strange clothes doing strange things...😕😆😆 nd i stil love it..wow😲😆😆 need to visit...Physiatrist😆😆

Lesson #2: Simarto's eaten too many onions with her daal so her breath stinks of onions *holds nose* 😃



better you keep your mouth shut because its gona stink of ONIONS otherwise!!

and hawwwwwwwwww look we got the name of the GRAHASTI WORD LOVER!!! MINAKSHI GUPTA is the dialogue writer..woop woop Minakshi!!!!😆

GOTCHA...😆you got the name of the Culprit..😆Shabash Gadheri # 1>>MINAKSHI GUPTA <<< what should i say about you ma'am ..you are an awesome..dialogue writer..keep it up😆 nd Burger you cud see Simar...beautiful...Red nails here more clearly 🤢...her nail paint is...so beautiful..but i know the reason..as why she had this color...she usually wears red so..came prepared😆...nd btw what she has done by standing thr in amrit transport when drievrs were "so called" engaged in brawl of sort🥱...SHE WAS LIKE A STAUTE..standing thr...both husband nd wife...were not prepared so..just making an excuse to be..absent from teh presentation..mark my words😆😆

Lesson #3: Rishbot isn't good at ignoring her 😆

I always Knew..Rishibot Loved..Simartooo☺️😆😆



Rishbot: *thinking to himself* hawww here she comes roaring...how does she look today :/

she is looking..very Un-Tomato..today..😆😆😆

she looks the same everyday Rishi boyyyy 😆..just a different coloured vegetable according to what her CALENDER tells her 🤡😊😆 otherwise its abshagun (spelling?!?) to her generation of tomatoes hawwwww 😲😲

This is too much what else should is say...🤣



he's gona go MADDDDDD!!! *ignores her*

SIMARTO YOU GADHERI DIDN'T COME ON TIME AND MADE SOMEONE ELSE DO THE PRESENTATION..HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I hope your nose grows so long like a giraffe's neck for all those lies you tell!!

🤣What is this?? 🤣🤣

Lesson #4: Rishbot is really thunderman 😃😆

what do u mean by thunderman 🤔🤣please...explain ☺️ 🤣

*breathes out thunder* he looks funny 😆

Gosh..this is THE MOST FUNNY PIC OF ANDY I'VE SEEN 🤣🤣

Lesson #5: Andy now looks more fitter and healthier?!?!!? 😆😆😆



does he still look THIN?!?!?😆

No he is looking all fine...he doesnt look evn THIN...😲how comes..its like...swtich on nd off about his weight..bt may be camera angle 🤣

Lesson #6: Rishbot-Simarto are a FAKE couple! don't start admiring no chemistry 😃😆

What is CHEMISTRY...heard this word somewhere...but forgot...😆

eeeeeeeekssssss.....*closes eyes*

Why should i CLOSE MY EYES 🤣🤣 i know nothing will happen..🤣🤣nd he is holding her hand so tightly..🤣🤣 like..he wants to tell her...cant say..🤣🤣

she'll burn our eyes if we look at her 😊😆

is it so...burger😲😆😆dangerous tomato😆

Lesson #7: Rishbot is a kataarnaak man 😆



Rishbot: don't look at me darling...look at the bush I have in front of me...your gona be wacked to YELLOW world with it!!!!!

*can hear Nish in the background sayin yeshhhhh* 😆

The saree color is i think flourocent green..na 🤔great choice..simartooo😆😆😆

LESSON #8: DON'T MESS WITH SIMARTO'S FASHION TECHNIQUES!!!! SHE'S APPROXIMATELY 570287595795 YEARS BEHIND EVERYONE ELSE! LETS GIVE HER SHABASH! 😳



why the hell is simarto wearing a yellow saree and RED nail polish...gosh is this what she calls MIX AND MATCH hahahah 😆

You can Speculare many things..by seeing above pic...🤣🤣 What are you doing RISHI...as cake is not visible 🤣🤣🤣and why she kept her hand...thr...🤔

Lesson #9: Raunak's dumb and will always be GOONGA!! 😳😃😆



now woot woot...if i was there i would've pulled the chair back just before she sits down 😃🥱😆

GOd....u know in college once this happend...🤣 when one frnd of mine....did this with a guy in Lab...when he was about to sit..she pulled his chair accidently..nd he fell we all were like..🤣 our Lab professor...were like..stop laughing but he cudnt fo anything......gosh 🤣...oh btw...THEY ARE DATING NOW...🤣🤣🤣the girl who pulled the chair nd guy who fell 🤣strange...first meeting 🤣

Lesson #10: RANOMANEATER HAS FOUND ANOTHER CAREER AS AN ACUPUNCTURIST!!!!!👏

[thats the profession where you put needles into people for some bob 😆]

i know what acupunture is...loads of "beep"..oops i mean needle😊😊🤣

RanoManEater: you see this needle Manas..if you keep staring at me with that vomit look on your face I will poke you where the sun doesn't shine :)

this woman is beating Simarto in the career's department 😆 sister-sister competition after all 😆 no one wants to be left behind 😳😆😊

🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes...never attempt to write their Profession..you might...faint in the middle 🤣🤣🤣

Lesson #11: Manas just wants to blush ☺️ everybody move..yeah you MOVEE ☺️☺️☺️



in this scene ALL HE DID WAS ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

then after a while I thought he was gona cryyy 😭 awww...☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ is he really in love now ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️😭 get over yourself and stop with that face where it looks like your gona VOMIT all over the ManEater any minute 😆

Lesson #12: Beejee gets far toooo excited these days



three musketeeers..Beejee looks the most excited...like she's watching some DIRTY movie HAHAHAAHA [okay I shouldn't have said that, but yeah thats what it looks like😲]

Well u shouldnt say that..🤣🤣 so use the magical words..BEEP 🤣🤣🤣 but its ok...gosh....🤣

they've never heard of PRIVACY!!!....now you three GO LICK THE WINDOWSS!!!! FORGET SAMOSA CHAAT.....THIS IS WINDOW CHAAAAAAAAAT

What is this Window chaat 🤣🤣🤣


okie have fun then 🥱😛

FUN...god...I AM PRAYING FOR RESHU 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Nitz

whaa whaa anshu i can say that only😆😆

btt why are oldy womens peeping through window noo shame kya😆

where is ur roefl queen ?😆

Originally posted by: Nishtha

Me is here...☺️ 😛 to Laugh and Roll....😆 *rubbing hands*😛

lol good boy 😆 don't rub those hands too much...those are the eeeespecial clapping hands 😆

Simarto the receptionist <<<😆 she will dred this dialogue for the rest of her life...poor soul😆😆 nd i Pity..Reshu she is not gonna ge up from this..shock...read to see her....ON FLOOR😆😆😆

yeah i still can't get over that DIALOGUE 😆.relegated the bechari tomato to such a low thing 😆..humoungous shock for Reshu..lets brace ourselves 😆

Well...When the last Time either of the husband wife worked🤔...tell me😆😆😆..What he has done in Amrit trasnport is still a mystery...🤔while his wife...speak alot nd do very little...this is crazy..😆😆nd this whole wide world i only got this...SHOW to watch😲🥱😆where people in strange clothes doing strange things...😕😆😆 nd i stil love it..wow😲😆😆 need to visit...Physiatrist😆😆

they just show him using a laptop..faffing around on toolbox??😆 and its a case of all talk, no end product for them 😊😆

GOTCHA...😆you got the name of the Culprit..😆Shabash Gadheri # 1>>MINAKSHI GUPTA <<< what should i say about you ma'am ..you are an awesome..dialogue writer..keep it up😆 nd Burger you cud see Simar...beautiful...Red nails here more clearly 🤢...her nail paint is...so beautiful..but i know the reason..as why she had this color...she usually wears red so..came prepared😆...nd btw what she has done by standing thr in amrit transport when drievrs were "so called" engaged in brawl of sort🥱...SHE WAS LIKE A STAUTE..standing thr...both husband nd wife...were not prepared so..just making an excuse to be..absent from teh presentation..mark my words😆😆

hawww Nish you made her gadheri #1 🤣..yeah awesome writer 😳😆..lol yeah her nails..GHASTLY colour!! 😆..well yeah whatever work there is she just stands there init 😆 BEANPOLEEEEEEEEE😆

I always Knew..Rishibot Loved..Simartooo☺️😆😆

yep 😆 you do too 😆

she is looking..very Un-Tomato..today..😆😆😆

she just came dressed as some RIPE tomato...rawwwwwwwww wali tomato 😆

This is too much what else should is say...🤣

sayyyyy helllooooooo 😆




SIMARTO YOU GADHERI DIDN'T COME ON TIME AND MADE SOMEONE ELSE DO THE PRESENTATION..HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I hope your nose grows so long like a giraffe's neck for all those lies you tell!!

🤣What is this?? 🤣🤣

well she's always lieing init..so her nose should be the size of a giraffe's long neck!!!!! 😆

what do u mean by thunderman 🤔🤣please...explain ☺️ 🤣

duno looks like he got electrocuted in this pic 😆

Gosh..this is THE MOST FUNNY PIC OF ANDY I'VE SEEN 🤣🤣

yeh LMAO thats why I took it 😆😆😆

No he is looking all fine...he doesnt look evn THIN...😲how comes..its like...swtich on nd off about his weight..bt may be camera angle 🤣

yeah the dodgy camera 😆

What is CHEMISTRY...heard this word somewhere...but forgot...😆

hmm you heard it 752752895725 years ago when you were in school 😆

Why should i CLOSE MY EYES 🤣🤣 i know nothing will happen..🤣🤣nd he is holding her hand so tightly..🤣🤣 like..he wants to tell her...cant say..🤣🤣

because your eyes can't stand the sight of them!! 😆 whats he gona tell her oyeeeeeeeee 😲😆😆 squeeezing her 😆
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is it so...burger😲😆😆dangerous tomato😆

yeshhh our retinas will burn like agarbati 😆

The saree color is i think flourocent green..na 🤔great choice..simartooo😆😆😆

that means she's not ripe enuf to dash in food yet 😆😆😆

You can Speculare many things..by seeing above pic...🤣🤣 What are you doing RISHI...as cake is not visible 🤣🤣🤣and why she kept her hand...thr...🤔

she don't want a bird coming from the side and taking the cake or his hand away 😆😆

GOd....u know in college once this happend...🤣 when one frnd of mine....did this with a guy in Lab...when he was about to sit..she pulled his chair accidently..nd he fell we all were like..🤣 our Lab professor...were like..stop laughing but he cudnt fo anything......gosh 🤣...oh btw...THEY ARE DATING NOW...🤣🤣🤣the girl who pulled the chair nd guy who fell 🤣strange...first meeting 🤣

LMAOO thats jokes..bet they laff about it now😆😆 I do it all the time..😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes...never attempt to write their Profession..you might...faint in the middle 🤣🤣🤣

coz they're changing all the time LOLLLL 😆

Well u shouldnt say that..🤣🤣 so use the magical words..BEEP 🤣🤣🤣 but its ok...gosh....🤣

oh well..BEEP makes it sound more speculating coz its harder to tell what the person is saying 😆😆 just say ittttttt 😆

What is this Window chaat 🤣🤣🤣

when you lick the windows 😆


okie have fun then 🥱😛

FUN...god...I AM PRAYING FOR RESHU 🤣🤣🤣

LMAOOOO she still hasn't come to clean the flooor hawww 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: Rah_HuJu

Anshu u nutterrrrr 😆 my Rolfing emoticon is not working so just using the lol 😆 I just don't have any comments...besides I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!😆