Disclaimer: This story is just to evoke fun. I am not demeaning any gender or character or anyone's feelings nor I am judging anyone purposefully. This story is based on the characters we seen in the serial and how we understand them.
Note: For first time readers, Quicky OS is a small but funny OS that titillates and evokes laughter.
Premise: This happens on Holi day following the solid dhulayi Sai gives Pakhi outside their room by addressing Virat as her Devar! She notices how it effects Pakhi and uses it against her! Pakhi on the other hand will be waiting to sneak a chance to visit Virat or wait for Virat's call. :D Will her dreams be fulfilled, how are CN wasis going to react to Sai's new game!
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"Virat is not here for breakfast, Khandoba! I have never seen him sulk like this in his 29 years.", BK lamented. "Ashwini also could not bring him down"
"Badi mami! Shall I go and give him some food", Pakhi volunteered.
Mansi was uncomfortable and looked at her Son dejectedly. Samrat nodded "Dont worry. Its fine" look to his mother, going ahead with whatever plan his wifey has plotted to bring his brother back.
"Ofcourse Kaku, Pakhi didi will take food for her Devar! Right Pakhi didi?", cheered Sai appearing from thin air startling everyone, and breaking Pakhi's heart in a thud. "Afterall, Mohit bhaiyya also ate from my hands when he was angry with everyone, remember?", she said gleefully looking at Mohit.
"Yes!", Mohit said silently reminiscing all the times Sai stood by him. "Vahini...", he added unable to stop himself from calling his dearest sister in law with the respect she deserves.
"Yes Yes", cheered Samrat whose heart pumped with joy hearing to Virat being addressed as Pakhi's Devar by Sai herself. He felt hopeful.
"Stop the nonsense Sai!", Pakhi bursted.
"What nonsense Patralekha. Do you want to be called something else?", jeered Sonali knowing fully what Pakhi meant nonsense was.
"Patralekha is Virat's best friend.", declared BK to which Pakhi's face lit again.."But yes she is first his Vahini. With that right she can go and give him food" , ordered the matriarch.
Not knowing whether to feel sad about her comments or feel happy to get an opportunity to visit Virat, Pakhi chose the latter and went to Virat's room in a jiffy.
Few minutes later, everyone had to go upstairs to cleanup the mess outside Virat's room as the elaborate breakfast thali found several corners on the floor to hide.
"Khandoba! yeh ladka!!", grudged BK and came downstairs thinking for some other excuse to bring him down.
Few minutes later, Ashwini came downstairs to tell everyone that Virat is taking shower and might come down soon.
"Very good. Ashwini I selected this awesome kurta for him. Go and give it to him please.", she advised.
"Badi mami! Can I go and help him wear", urged Pakhi to her teammate.
"You are such a darling Patralekha, even after he threw the breakfast plate out, you still wanted to go and be there for him.", she praised her favorite bahu.
Mansi is flabbergasted and looked at her son again in despair. He gulped a bit now and looked at Sai intently whether she is okay with this.
"Yes Pakhi didi. Please go and help your Devar. Afterall I heard that Kaku used to make Omi Kaka wear Kurthas too!", Sai reminded everyone.
Samrat took a deep breath at Sai's words and felt relieved.
"Yes! my vahini is my mother.", boasted Omi emotionally touching BK's feet.
"Patralekha!. Go and get your Devar ready for Holi", said BK proudly.
Crestfallen but still hopeful, Pakhi left to Virat's room only to come back adorned with silk threads that once made the expensive kurta.
"Khandoba!", BK screamed. "Ashwini is this your upbringing?", she diverted her anger on her easy target. "I have no option but to bring the DIG now", she declared.
Few hours later around lunch time, DIG arrived with his family and was treated with lavish lunch on the dining table. He started singing praises of Sai non stop which irritated BK to the core. So she started her own tune.
"DIG sir! How is the lunch?", she asked diverting DIG's attention "My elder bahu Patralekha made all these dishes. Here she is, our pride", she introduced Patralekha to DIG. "She is the one who is the most responsible in our house and pride of Chavan family", she boasted and started introducing every one else through her surprising DIG.
"He is Samrat, Patralekha's husband. She is Mansi, Patralekha's Sasu bai. And he is....", her eyes landed on the handsome personality who just arrived there with hand in a sling.
"Patralekha's Devar!" finished Sai drawing a huge laughter from DIG.
"Very funny Sai, my child", guffawed DIG and turning to Virat he spoke "How are you young man! I am having delicious food made by your Vahini, Mrs.....", he tried to remember the exotic name.
"Patralekha! or just Pakhi", Sai helped him with the name.
"Pakhi is better. Your Vahini Pakhi made delicious food. Please come and have it", asked DIG pulling Virat to sit next to him
Virat is shocked and relieved at the same time that he was referred to as Pakhi's Devar and still there is no drama happening around.
"Patralekha, Patralekha!". BK called stupefied Pakhi several times before shaking her up. "please serve DIG sir and your Devar", BK commanded going with the flow.
Virat looked at Pakhi with a broad smile, not completely sure why he is feeling so light and burden free. He then looked at Sai who is dreamily looking at him. Are all his worries going to end today?, he wondered. Both women who have been driving him crazy have accepted their places in his life finally he thought.
Pakhi was serving and Virat was eating away. It was a sight to behold indeed marveled BK and told everyone the same. "See I chose Patralekha for a reason. She made the impossible possible and showed everyone their places.", she said mockingly looking at Sai.
"Indeed", Virat agreed to his Kaku and looked dreamily at his wife who has been staring at him as if he is the only male alive on the earth. "Thank you!", Virat said softly looking at Pakhi "and sorry for my earlier behavior."
"Viraaaatt", Pakhi moved closer to Virat alerting him again with the dreaded sound, but stopped short and asked "Will you have dessert", she asked not willing to let go of a smiling Virat.
"Patralekha, why are you asking? Please feed desserts to both your Devars!", teased Sonali and giving a lowfi to Sai under the table. Mohit who could not make out this 'Vahini' talk, hopefully looked at his not so favorite vahini to serve him also some food before the food is gone for good.
Virat's face glowed thousand lights, as did Samrat's. So both of them lifted their bowls towards Pakhi like beggars as if she is going to pour divine nectar that will end their woes!
Pakhi is irritated at Samrat's joy and confused at Virat's new found admiration for her.
She looked at Sai who seemed to have fun of her life. Gritting her teeth hard she knocked the Kheer ladle at both the brother's bowls almost knocking them down.
DIG sir had to leave after few hours as no body cared for him anymore after the lunch. Sai and Virat dropped him off at the door step and were lost in each other.
"I have a surprise for you Virat Sir", Sai spilled the words.
"I too have a surprise for you Sai", Virat said making it up on the fly.
"See you in our room", both said simultaneously, fully turned on!
Few minutes later, while everyone assembled in Zillat to end the day on a happy note, Sai and Virat left to their room one after the other in that order. Pakhi naturally followed Virat at the pretext of taking rest after a hard day in Kitchen.
Sai was already in the bathroom when Virat arrived in their room. She was planning to surprise him by wearing the red saree she bought it in the morning and play the title song of 'Hum Apke Hain Kaun' while seducing her husband.
Virat also came in and thought of surprising Sai, not knowing Sai is already in the bathroom. He could not do what he planned alone so went out to look for someone when he saw Pakhi moving outside his room.
"Pakhi...", he called her with the same broad smile that still confused her "Can you come inside!",
"Viraaaat", she squealed " Finally, you did call me inside", she said closing her mouth in shock, and hopefully ran into his room after receiving the call
"You are my friend first so I am asking this help", he said little uncomfortably. "I am in a hurry. I hope you understand".
"Ofcourse Virat. Dont feel uncomfortable. Look at me! Am I feeling uncomfortable?", she questioned back trying to make him comfortable.
"Can you help me join this bed?", he asked after trying to push it with the same leg unsuccessfully this time.
"Ofcourse Viraaaat. How can two people sleep here otherwise", she said joining him enthusiastically and pushed the two beds together.
Just then Sai came out in red saree, so utterly ravishing that Virat slipped and fell on the bed.
Shocked to see Pakhi there, Sai dropped the remote control of the musicbox.
"Pakhi Vahini helped me join the bed for US!", Virat said urgently without giving chance to any woman there, who has full potential to put back his life on square 1.
Just then the musicbox came to life, running ahead a bit and playing the song "Didi tera devar deewana..."
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