Our DIG sir has a bad habit. Ya phir good one depending on the situation.
He needs to vent out his day’s frustration on someone, or somewhere. Just get it off his chest. His wife has given up on him a long time since. Or rather, he gave up on his wife. The deal was simple. You tell me your office problems and I will tell you my kitty party gossip. Think about it. Well, he tried and within the first day itself was pulling his hair out on those saas-bahu stories.
Someone suggested he write a dairy. Better that way, maintain secrecy of work and also protect against the taunts of wife. So when the night wears on, Wife sleeps, our DIG Sir starts scribbling.
Recently, the diary entries are revolving around one person. ACP Virat Chavan.
Ohh God. What do I do with this boy. How can someone get into problems to this extent? Send him to a mission, he gets into problem. Keep him in Nagpur, problems are waiting for him. Many times he is “aa bail mujhe maar” And those promises of his. Worse than a politicians. The problem is, he commits to someone without thinking the pros and cons of the act. And then gets bashed up from both sides. Phew.
For the record, there are these promises of his. One to his Bhabhi, who was his flame once upon a time. Then to Inspector Joshi, to take care of his daughter. Nobody ever meant marriage here , but this fellow…OK, fine. The girl is nice, Studious, hardworking, training to be a dr. I liked her. Her head is screwed on in the right place. Well this fellow made it clear to her that this is a marriage of convenience. And that’s where the problem is. He fell in love with her. OK, fine..whats the problem then? She is your wife after all! And you can convert the deal marriage into a real one. Anytime. But…He can’t confess. Very poor decision process. Moreover, has turned so possessive that can’t tolerate her getting friendly with anyone else. Bullied, threatened, beat up people in her college. Twice I had to go and pacify people in her college. Now even the Principal of her college knows. Many times I turn up first and he comes to know of the trouble later. Am I an ad-hoc apologizing machine? Say sorry to the college Principal, the traffic police on the road, to the vegetable hawker on the street..the list is endless. And he feels that he has done nothing wrong.
This time he has really screwed up. I sent him on a mission to capture a Naxalite. Fine, he shot the fugitive and escorted his pregnant wife to Nagpur. Now don’t tell me. Is this a police station or a childbirth ward? He is on leave ever since. Camping in a hospital these days, maybe learning some prenatal classes. He may also learn to assist in the childbirth. Who knows. ACP Virat Chavan is equal and equivalent to trouble. But in a way good. Learning some new skills is always better. It adds to his CV.
And what’s this? She is his wife? Facepalm. Another promise of his. Another deal marriage, I swear. If this person continues like this, the Ministry of child and woman welfare will appoint him as their lucky mascot. He will be the most wanted person in any election rally. Make a promise campaign. And the baby..the woman’s son, is now going to be his own? Ohhh. Charity begins at home. Maybe his palatial house is going to be a woman and child welfare centre.
In all this, I feel bad for his wife. I think I should go and apologize to her for sending him on the mission. Had I not done that, the poor girl would have been spared all the trouble.
Also it is high time he showed up for work. A couple of policemen here are going to be fathers soon. Maybe he can hold training classes for them. I am sending him a memo for that.
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This is a comic take on the current track in the serial. Entirely the DIG's POV.
I am not tagging anybody. For I dont know who all would be interested in this one.
Bindi
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
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