Chindi Chor Kaku ki pareshani (fun post)

Chindi chor kaku ki bohot zyada mushkil badh chuki hain!!!

Dekho....

Paise se unko bohot zyada pyaar hai, abh roz unhe itna kharcha karna padh raha hai!!

1. Mahashivratri ki pooja ka kharcha, abh jo bhi khelo paisa toh laga hoga, itna saara decoration karwaya, naye kapade pehne woh bhi matching har couple ke....

2. Holi party pe kharcha! Unhone kaha tha ki poora sundar nagar unki party main aata hai, abh aisi party ke liye bohot zyada paise chahiye honge!
uppar se barkha aayegi, usko paise denge aur toofe bhi, uspe bhi kharcha!

3. nayi musibat pulkit ke through... dadu ko paise dene pad rahe hain aur woh bhi 5 laksh!

4. phir bhagwan ko bola ki nage pair mandir jaayegi aur 500 rupay chadhayegi! Wahan bhi kharcha...

5. kamre ka kanch toot gaya abh usko poora replace karwana padega! Uska bhi kharcha

6. abh uske dog chamach itna petrol phunk rahe hain, dadu ke pass jane main aur aane main uss pe bhi paisa lagta hai!

7. pulkit ki gadi uthaane aur gayab karne ke liye 50000 rupay, woh bhi kharcha

8. tai ke liye Doctor aaya, uska bhi kharcha hua hoga

9. itni chai peeti hain, abh patti aise reuse thodi na karti hongi!! Uska bhi kharcha hai, plus doodh, cheeni aur woh biscuits..

10. omi ne college ke administration staff ko paisa diya tha, woh bhi kaku ne diya hoga

11. itne phone call kar rahe hain uska bhi kharcha hoga....

12. Aur aakhir main jo khaana peena hota hai roz ka abh ration muft ka thodi na hai! Chalo army cantt se bhi liya ho phir bhi paise toh dene padte hain na!!

Kaku ko abhi tak dil ka dhaura kaise nahi pada!! 2 hafte main Itna kharcha hua hai...

how is she taking chain ki saans!

kya hai raaz unke iss chain ka!? 🤔🤔🤔

kya yeh ninu ka pyaar hai?
ya phir jeet ki khushi ka inam?
ya didi ke dulaar ka parinam?

kaise kaise!!

Koi jawab hai!?

Aapke paas hai koi jawab?

What about you!?

jawab abhi bhi doond rahi hoon

lekin C-🐍chindi bikhari hai😡

samrat-virat ka paise uda rahe hai lazy🐍

Arreh kaku pakhi didi wala special chai todi dinn seh nahi peeh rahi haina , so woh apna khud khi dimaag istamaal kararhi hai aur dimaaf seh bahoot kaam karrahi hai so kharcha sochneh ki wakat nahi mila , unka pyaar unki saath nahi so free time nahi haina full on action chal rahi hai , jab calculator mein calculate karungi tab unhe heart attack zaroor ajayega

I had quote Virat the other day when Janki was looking for answers, and I'll quote him again today.

"Kabhi kabhi khamoshi se behtar koi jawaab nahi hota."

Note: Kabhi kabhi is subject to change as per convenience of situation. Do not rely on this answer for long, keep searching for the truth.

but in the meantime, if someone asks, tell them

khamoshi se behtar koi jawaab nahi hota.

Devyani ki shaadi ke paise bachat ho gaye na....isiliye 😆

Waise bhi (in kaku's words) yeh log "sone ki chidiya" hain...🤪

Originally posted by: Svt611

Chindi chor kaku ki bohot zyada mushkil badh chuki hain!!!

Dekho....

Paise se unko bohot zyada pyaar hai, abh roz unhe itna kharcha karna padh raha hai!!

1. Mahashivratri ki pooja ka kharcha, abh jo bhi khelo paisa toh laga hoga, itna saara decoration karwaya, naye kapade pehne woh bhi matching har couple ke....

2. Holi party pe kharcha! Unhone kaha tha ki poora sundar nagar unki party main aata hai, abh aisi party ke liye bohot zyada paise chahiye honge!
uppar se barkha aayegi, usko paise denge aur toofe bhi, uspe bhi kharcha!

3. nayi musibat pulkit ke through... dadu ko paise dene pad rahe hain aur woh bhi 5 laksh!

4. phir bhagwan ko bola ki nage pair mandir jaayegi aur 500 rupay chadhayegi! Wahan bhi kharcha...

5. kamre ka kanch toot gaya abh usko poora replace karwana padega! Uska bhi kharcha

6. abh uske dog chamach itna petrol phunk rahe hain, dadu ke pass jane main aur aane main uss pe bhi paisa lagta hai!

7. pulkit ki gadi uthaane aur gayab karne ke liye 50000 rupay, woh bhi kharcha

8. tai ke liye Doctor aaya, uska bhi kharcha hua hoga

9. itni chai peeti hain, abh patti aise reuse thodi na karti hongi!! Uska bhi kharcha hai, plus doodh, cheeni aur woh biscuits..

10. omi ne college ke administration staff ko paisa diya tha, woh bhi kaku ne diya hoga

11. itne phone call kar rahe hain uska bhi kharcha hoga....

12. Aur aakhir main jo khaana peena hota hai roz ka abh ration muft ka thodi na hai! Chalo army cantt se bhi liya ho phir bhi paise toh dene padte hain na!!

Kaku ko abhi tak dil ka dhaura kaise nahi pada!! 2 hafte main Itna kharcha hua hai...

how is she taking chain ki saans!

kya hai raaz unke iss chain ka!? 🤔🤔🤔

kya yeh ninu ka pyaar hai?
ya phir jeet ki khushi ka inam?
ya didi ke dulaar ka parinam?

kaise kaise!!

Siya,siya,siya, hum jaise immature log kaku ko nahi samajh paate hai. Galat kardi na tumne,mein tumhe hisaab kitaab samjhaati hu,ki kaku kitni shaatir hai finances and economics mein.

1.Dekho,mahashivaratri mein sabko alag alag rang ka kapda nahi,ek rang ka milta hai, toh alag rang,alag design,alag kharcha. Ek,almost ek design(as in couple),minimum kharcha. Bachat kehte hai isse,alag alag naye kapde nahi,ek jaise ek tarah ke ek price ke kapde.

2. Poora sundarnagar,besharam thodi na hai,ki bina gift ke jaayenge,gift ke saath jaayenge, aur shaan se bina gift ke jaaye bhi samjho log, par aage aane waale tyohaar pe toh logo ko gift leke jaana hi padega na. Abhi log didi hai kya,ki beizzati karvaayenge,toh usse kamayi hogi woh alag. Economical thinking,jitna investment utna returns.

3. Saste mein deal mil gayi hogi, status ka budget alag hai,ghar kharch ka budget alag hai.

4. Chappal ke saath jaayegi toh chappal tootegi nahi kya,uska kharcha bachaaya hai kaku ne,isse genius aur aage ki soch kehte hain.

5. Woh anticipated nahi tha,unki bhi koyi galti nahi hai. Woh bhi shayad Virat ki salary se jaayegi ya Mohith ke jeb kharch se,dont worry.

6. Ek minute woh gaadi Viru ki thi na,toh petrol sarkaar ki nahi hogi. Nahi hai toh bhi socho,teen din se Viru ka petrol toh bach gaya haina,kaha hai kaha Viru ghar mein, bas usi mein se use kiya hai. Kuch loss nahi hua hai.

7. As I said iska kharcha alag hai.

8. Woh regular doctor hoga, uss doctor se shayad monthly hisaab chalti hogi, aur yeh bhi status budget mein aata hoga. Aur Sai toh doctor banegi hi na,baad mein vasooli karenge usse.

9. Dear Siya,woh chai peete hain,aur usually dekha hai,ITV statusified people ko chai peete hue,woh coffee peete hain. Par yaha chai peete hain,aur chai powder coffee powder se sasta hai,idhar bhi bachat. Mere ghar ka coffee powder 200g for 160(with discount) and around 1kg for 350 rupees(without discount),yahi hisaab lagaalo.

10. Iska budget alag hai,as I said nikalenge baad mein kahi se bhi.

11. Postpaid nahi hoga meri jaan,prepaid hoga,1299 rs. Pack-1 yr unlimited calls aur net pack daily. Ab bolo.

12. Baahar ka khaana nahi aata hai yaha, ghar mein banta hai,itna budget toh hoga hi, yeh shayad Ninad uncle ke pension se jaata hai,uss din bola tha na, mein aaj bhi apni pension se khaata hu,got it. Pension toh iss uncle ke liye de rahe hai yahi bohot badi baat hai,lo bachat.

AB BOLO, KAKU KO KYA SAMAJH LIYA HAI TUMNE.HAAN,ULLU BANAAYA NA TUMHE BHI.

P.S.:Science students never take up commerce,warna yahi hoga🤣

Hai jawaab iska🤣

Originally posted by: Shristhi2002

Siya,siya,siya, hum jaise immature log kaku ko nahi samajh paate hai. Galat kardi na tumne,mein tumhe hisaab kitaab samjhaati hu,ki kaku kitni shaatir hai finances and economics mein.

1.Dekho,mahashivaratri mein sabko alag alag rang ka kapda nahi,ek rang ka milta hai, toh alag rang,alag design,alag kharcha. Ek,almost ek design(as in couple),minimum kharcha. Bachat kehte hai isse,alag alag naye kapde nahi,ek jaise ek tarah ke ek price ke kapde.

2. Poora sundarnagar,besharam thodi na hai,ki bina gift ke jaayenge,gift ke saath jaayenge, aur shaan se bina gift ke jaaye bhi samjho log, par aage aane waale tyohaar pe toh logo ko gift leke jaana hi padega na. Abhi log didi hai kya,ki beizzati karvaayenge,toh usse kamayi hogi woh alag. Economical thinking,jitna investment utna returns.

3. Saste mein deal mil gayi hogi, status ka budget alag hai,ghar kharch ka budget alag hai.

4. Chappal ke saath jaayegi toh chappal tootegi nahi kya,uska kharcha bachaaya hai kaku ne,isse genius aur aage ki soch kehte hain.

5. Woh anticipated nahi tha,unki bhi koyi galti nahi hai. Woh bhi shayad Virat ki salary se jaayegi ya Mohith ke jeb kharch se,dont worry.

6. Ek minute woh gaadi Viru ki thi na,toh petrol sarkaar ki nahi hogi. Nahi hai toh bhi socho,teen din se Viru ka petrol toh bach gaya haina,kaha hai kaha Viru ghar mein, bas usi mein se use kiya hai. Kuch loss nahi hua hai.

7. As I said iska kharcha alag hai.

8. Woh regular doctor hoga, uss doctor se shayad monthly hisaab chalti hogi, aur yeh bhi status budget mein aata hoga. Aur Sai toh doctor banegi hi na,baad mein vasooli karenge usse.

9. Dear Siya,woh chai peete hain,aur usually dekha hai,ITV statusified people ko chai peete hue,woh coffee peete hain. Par yaha chai peete hain,aur chai powder coffee powder se sasta hai,idhar bhi bachat. Mere ghar ka coffee powder 200g for 160(with discount) and around 1kg for 350 rupees(without discount),yahi hisaab lagaalo.

10. Iska budget alag hai,as I said nikalenge baad mein kahi se bhi.

11. Postpaid nahi hoga meri jaan,prepaid hoga,1299 rs. Pack-1 yr unlimited calls aur net pack daily. Ab bolo.

12. Baahar ka khaana nahi aata hai yaha, ghar mein banta hai,itna budget toh hoga hi, yeh shayad Ninad uncle ke pension se jaata hai,uss din bola tha na, mein aaj bhi apni pension se khaata hu,got it. Pension toh iss uncle ke liye de rahe hai yahi bohot badi baat hai,lo bachat.

AB BOLO, KAKU KO KYA SAMAJH LIYA HAI TUMNE.HAAN,ULLU BANAAYA NA TUMHE BHI.

P.S.:Science students never take up commerce,warna yahi hoga🤣

Hai jawaab iska🤣

Waah kya logic hai!!!

Par phir bhi kaku ko tension nahi hui yeah ninu aaya apni lusty self ke saath vahini aap chinta mat kariye main hoon na 🤣

Science waali ne commerce ki band bajadi abh arts waali kya bole 🤣