Tomatoes , Tomatoes please !

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Posted: 16 years ago
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The writers of Betiyaan need to be felicitated with over ripe tomatoes from the Bhaji Bazaar of Dadar In Mumbai . They are the worst writers in serial history .
They steal ideas rampantly from movies .........and even the darned stealing is not intelligent but shoddily done . The latest being the cricket team from Lagaan , with Kachra the sweeper being taken in .
Till yesterday these robot like girls , who knew nothing but cooking , nodding heads and doing poojas , suddenly r champions in basketball , athletics etc............what utter nonsense r they showing ? And Pardon me , but Saras , who is the plumpest , is champion and won trophies in running fast ? Pity she cudnt run from Bhavishya when he was burning her ?😆
😆 Maaf karo bhaiyya but this is tooooooooooooo much ! At least copy intelligently , is the script being written during drink parties ? All ideas and all movies seem to be mixed up !
Who is the head of the creative team ? Please look at ur own show at least once ! 😆 They r not working , ur scriptwriters , they r goofing around ! Each time the challenges r worser and worser ........100 students in one month , cricket match for a business , what in the world is this being dished out to us ? Koi dhang ki kahani banao at least once ! What is happening in Betiyaan is neither in reality nor in fantasy ........which genre is this ?
Btw whats next , is the plumpest sister who was champion in athetic field , gonna run between the wickets in a zari sari so that her Indianness shud not be tainted by wearing trousers , adorning a sports cap , with a cricket bat in one hand , the other clutching and lifting her sari till the knees , while mother Savitri stands with hand on diya in front of God ?
The fact that buddu Shitij who suddenly seems to have cricketing genes in his wussy blood is gonna fall sick on the day of the match coz Saras has to take the lead and win without a man is 100 percent gonna happen .
All in All , its gonna be a treat to watch , the running between the wickets with zari saris and clanking jewellery .😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Maybe we were all mistaken in thinking this show is a drama. Maybe it is actually a comedy.

This show has become so formulaic it's laughable. There is always some kind of manufactured problem, usually relating to the property or money. If only I knew how easy it was to get legal papers drawn up in India and use them to usurp wealth from stupid rich people, I would quit my day job and become the wealthiest woman in the world! Then someone else could have papers drawn up and steal my wealth, and so on and so forth.

And always instead of devising a strategy that is based in some sort of logic and lawful process, it ends up being a nonsense competition involving skills that these girls are able to whip out of thin air, after years of being useless twits, whether it is dancing or cooking meat or playing sports. Oh wait it isn't always a competition. Sometimes it is brutish violence, like burning Bhavishya alive. I'm surprised all of them aren't more fat, considering they don't actually do anything that would result in calorie burning. At least as a prostitute, Jhanvi was certainly active.

This show cannot possibly take place in India. This show takes place on some lawless anarchic planet where there are no halls of justice or authoritative forces and women play cricket in heavy shackling jewlery and saris. I don't think these women even know how to put on a pair of pants. We'll see how that goes. Don't even get me started on Kshitij. He is the most impotent man I have ever seen. I hesitate to even use the word man.

Then we have this "dark complexioned" bespectacled Gauri, who has a lot to say about dowry, except of course that it is illegal. I wonder what competition she will have to participate in to prove her point. I guess on planet Betiyaan, demanding a dowry is as acceptable and lawful as having multiple wives.

This show used to make me angry and now it just makes me laugh uncontrollably.
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Posted: 16 years ago
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I have nothing to add - the show has gone beyond stupid 😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Actually Rainabow , if u count it as a comedy it is hilarious .😆 Who knows maybe they will get the best comic serial award . Oh i do wish We get to see the faces of the scriptwriters when they walk up the stage , beaming , to take the award . I have become very curious about them . Such brilliant personalities must show their faces to us from time to time . Nowadays when the daughters like magicians suddenly become dancers , sportswomen , enterpreneurs , I only raise my eyebrow [ literally ] and go on eating my supper .

Sickofthis............Ur comment is adequate in itself !😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Tomatoes are rly less for the kind of garbage we see everyday in planet Betiyaan... (loved this line rainabow😆) But today's episode was rly a laugh riot... Saras best runner? Laxmi best basketball player? I guess we can expect to see Saraswati rolling her way across the field and winning the trophy😆 But the true Kodak moment was undoubtedly...
So much for their self-righteous women bhashans... look what the preachers themselves have stooped to. The funniest part of this all is that Shitij is along their side the entire time, and even looked wimpily on as BC put forward the cricket game idea. Wasn't he supposed to be the cricket champ?😆😆😆
But I rly am waiting for this cricket match... Shitij will probably go out on the first ball, and every1 will lose hope. But then, slowly they make their way to a nailbiting finish where they finally win. And as u said koolsadhu, Sav's hand will be over the diya the entire time! This will definitely be a must-watch game...
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Kruthi the photo is awsome , hilarious and sums up Betiyaan .
I too think Rainabow's planet Betiyaan is hilarious and superb . In fact , i suggest we ll call it that in our posts from now on .😆
Actually the Betiyaan have done this feet touching thing with everyone . Surya and Baa when they were autocratic , Dharaben , Karan , Kajri , now this BC or BS whoever he is . Also Nikhil when he was atrocious.
So this Kodak moment really defines them . Wimpy Shitij i guess , is only good in the bedroom . Other things he cannot do . Like managing business alone , or defying Kajri , taking a stand about Kiran .........nothing .
Actually Im enjoying this enormously now that my initial annoyance has simmered down . It is too hilarious to miss and I am gonna watch the practices and the match . The Betiyaan and the gunda team and Savitri and the Diya with wuss Shitij getting out on first ball and confirming that he is useful only in bedroom at Saras's dictates .
I realised later that I havent laughed so heartily in so many days ...........atleast ill laugh till this match !😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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I loved seeing that picture in the post Kruthi. It made me laugh heartily, like this: 😆.

If I had to describe this show to someone who had never seen it before, I would just show them this picture, and they would understand.

If this show just changed its genre and added some of those funny sound effects instead of the dramatic "SHOOM" on everyone's faces, it really could pass as a comedy, and a very successful one too.

Let's just sit back and relax and get a few laughs as we watch the drama unfold on planet betiyaan 😃
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Posted: 16 years ago
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😆show thm rotten eggs thn they will wake up
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Posted: 16 years ago
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I have nothing to add - the show has gone beyond stupid 😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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omg, I am laughing and rolling on the ground after reading this post...u guys are absolutely right...this is #1 comedy show on Indian TV.

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