With This Taveez (2) .. MG New * ch 13 pg 135* new thd link pg1 - Page 9

Originally posted by: Susegad

The mother in law asks the fake daughter in law about her real boss who she has a real crush on and though they know she is fakely married to their son they are being ridiculously possessive about her personal life.

Then these two rich brats(can oldies in their goldies be called brats..well whatever.) These two parents of Richie Rich ask her about her roti kapda and makan situation.

Then the pride of the lioness comes to her rescue...(arey not the African lioness pride, she is not that kind of four legged prani no...It is the mumbaikar kind of two legged pride)

Phir she phenkofies ki I am doing work for like aivayin aiyan purposes.

Then Raj...naam toh suna hi hoga, keeps his dhai kilo ka haath on his fake daughter-in-laws puny but real head and makes 1 to ka 4...4 to ka 1 of her situation. Kaise bole toh...dekho, Darji handed Mumbai package to Old lady Khurana, who in turn has let her son handle the situation, who in turn is trying to reel in his real son to take permanent possession of the mumbai package and fake it only till he makes it.

Badle na char haath...ho gaya na one to ka four...four to ka one.

So package is sent to the Devils lair to lure him.

So our darling package receives call from The Devil who is using her as stress buster massage ball...and he hasn't even massaged her yet(huh...huh wink wink)

Massage ball turns into a prickly hedgehog and they go at it for some time, either over their iphones or androids(hmmm makes me wonder)

Mandatory snooty receptionsit type steps on the mumbai lionessess tail and long story short gets her rear end chewed out and the lioness ends up in the devils den.

Fake wife finds Devil's Den ridiculously chak a chak. Not a chewed bone in site. Then she sees him with his minions and thoda impress ho jati hai.

Tabhi woh receptionsit with half a bottom(arey other half got chewed out na) draws the devils attention to her and vamoosh...she is gone.

Now the devil may care dude gets to stress busting session part 2 and keeps rubbing her the wrong way...and he hasn't even touched her yet(huh...huh...wink wink) and our prickly hedge hog turns into a porcupine right there.

She threatens homicide but somehow Mr. Potato Head here ends up calling her a vine ripened tomato and typical woman that she is... her thoughts go to...well does this make my bottom look fat(well in a roundabout way since it all boils down to cheeks)

Can't wait for these two to get to the perfection of fries and ketchup stage. Uh huh!!

Accha Richie Rich ka Rich Raj calls him and tells his sonny boy to take the girlie to aag ka shola and give her barf ka gola(arey wahi tumhara fire and ice)

Mr. Potato head calls all the slimy ladyfingers on his list and tomato feels main yaha baithi hoon and he is asking other skinnies ki lets ketchup.

Then they go to the house of the lady who has pulled an Udai-phoor on everyone, especially on Geet's Kishore. Arey yaar he is her kishore prem(aka puppy love yaar)

So anyways Kishore ko dekh ke Tomato starts squirming all around and starts living up to her name(from my head to-ma-toes..)

And the sharp-eyed Devil notices... Aha!!!

Now he ponders on this Pati Patni aur Woh situation

And goes from Devil to a territorial dog in seconds and pees all around her to mark his territory...aka the tu Dev main Patidev hissyfit he throws.

Geet who is in the throes of buddhilop(infatuation supposedly...yeah her buddhi has really eloped this once) relegates the devil to the OMG...He is just a friend...not only that she downgrades him to a family friend.

Maan ki tubelight jal jati hai and he finds himself flat on his bum. Yeah well that tends to happen when overconfidence has the carpet pulled from under its feet.

But he the man...he ain't backing off. He sizes Kishore up and decides to drag him to aag ka shola, barf ka gola fiasco that is about to go down.

Mr. Potato head commands(big mistake...big...huge like Julia Roberts says in Pretty Woman) Tomato to the fiasco and obviously she tells him to piss off

Cause I am the champion and you're gonna hear me roar

Louder...louder than a lion

Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar

Mumbai lioness is back

The Devil is not backing off though

So now we are in a pickle

The Devil is going and so is kishore, the ladyfingers are also swinging by, but what about the lioness?

Ok I have never ever found a more difficult task than this summary thing

I think next time I will stick to analyzing instead of summarizing.

Yep... Yeh apna chai ka pyala nahi re baba😆

Originally posted by: dqno1

😆
Oh my God you crazy cat 🤣
I am going to need an inhaler to breathe 😆
kya mast dimaag paya hai aap ne 👏

aap ke charan kaha hai 😆
I think I died and went to heaven
Meri story dhanya ho gayi 🤣

Originally posted by: dqno1

You forgot the precap 😆

Originally posted by: Susegad

Visual aid hai na, me not touching that with a barge pole...waisebhi he is doing all the touching merakya kaamusme😆

Originally posted by: dqno1

toh kya karu 😲
usse bhi touch me not bana du? 😆

Surprised seeing Maan's reaction for Dev's presence. He is already acting all possessive so early in the story... this is getting so interesting wat with the love triangle n all. Thnks fr the pm, waiting fr next