PIC-A-THON : let's have fun ^_^ OS 3,4 ,5/ PG 18,19 ,23/ SEPT,30 - Page 16

Jaan.

Yes. Geet looked up with curious smirking eyes. She was enjoying this and she had vowed tat she would get success in her mission Jhooti Bhagao Beer.

Yeh kab tak chalega. Poor Maan asked winching in pain. He could not even sit down for a second and all he did was walk in a strange way tat had his whole family laugh at him including the servants. Jaan.. When will you stop all this?

Kya stop. She asked in innocence. Main tho sirf TV dekh rahi hoon so why I need to stop watching TV. She asked and then suddenly she frowned with a serious look. Are you trying to say tat my watching TV increases the electricity bill? Are you saying tat I'm a bhooz on you.

Tum jaanthi ho.. aahhh. Geet stifled a giggle seeing him flinch in pain and his hands going to support his bump cheeks. You know wat I mean?

Aah... woh. She said rolling her eyes. Kya hain na Maan maine sunna hain ki Beer divorce ka reason hota hain so main soch rahi thi ki why not I go for it now..

You want a divorce. He was shocked and stunned. All he could think was his life without his Jaan. You.. want.. divorce..

Ab divorce hi sahi rasta hain..

But Jaan..

Dekho, na aap Beer chodne wale ho na main aapko jhooti se maarne chodungi so main soch rahi thi ki why not stop all this mess.. waise bhi maine apne liye ek ladka dhoondh hi liya hain. She gave a dreamy look. Kya mast handsome hain and sabse badi baat woh beer ko smell bhi nahi karta.

Main bhi nahi karta... I mean karta tha. He instantly corrected himself. But ush Party mein.. you know na... sab ne zabardasti se pila di aur mujhe..

And you loved it so much tat you started to f*** me with beer nasha right.

We don't f*** Jaan we make love. He said like a kid who was explaining his Mom his love for her. And you know I love making love to you but ab kaisa karunga... tumne tho peeche and aage dono taraf se maar dala hain.

Phir bhi beer peeni nahi chodi.. waise I think you should marry some bar girl.. har raat har waqt beer dengi aapko. She suggested and his eyes wide in shock. He could not believe his innocent Jaan was even suggesting something like this. I have even advertised for a beautiful bar girl to marry you.. aaj ka paper nahi padha aapne..

Kya hain paper mein.

Maan Singh Khuranna badly needs a bar girl as his new bride coz he can't stay without beer and f*** with beer nasha.. god subah se tho kitni saare calls aa juke hain. She sighed. I'm so tired now.. pata nahi how will I handle all this.

Jaan..

Haan..

Tum.. are you serious about all this.. do you want to leave me and go and get married to someone else.. marry me to some bar girl. He asked with a sad face. He did not know wat to say else. Do you hate me so much?

Na. He smiled. His heart lifting up coz he knew his Jaan loved him so much. I hate beer peenewala Maan coz he is dirty and stinks of beer.. so ab chutkara tho pana hain na Geet ko so..

Main beer chod dunga.. I will stop drinking it.. I will never smell and never ever touch it... I promise Jaan.. I really promise Jaan. He said pinching his neck. You know na I do not break my promises.

Sachi kya. She asked with a evil smile. But maine tho..

I know I broke my last promise but trust me this time I will not Jaan... I love you so much na.. aur tumari jhooti ki maar ne mujhe akal de hi di ki agar biwi chahiye tho beer ko laath maro aur main wahi kar raha ho. He said with all seriousness. And if I ever glance at a beer bottle again I swear I will not say a word or winch if you even slit me with a knife.

So you are ready to do anything for me? She asked with the most evil smile and for once he was scared tat he trapped himself badly. Are you sure Maan.. kya hain na Geet Maan Singh Khuranna ki keemat kuch bahut badh gayi hain so saste mein tho nahi jaane dungi main?

Yes I'm sure. He was confident coz to stop her jhooti maar he would do anything. Two days with jhooti maar and he had seen his death. God even death was much better and peaceful tat his biwi's jhooti maar and he vowed tat he would never ever gift his biwi jhooti ever in his life. I will do anything for you.

Then go and get another new pair of jhooti.. woh bhi mazbooti wali. And she smirked seeing his turn pale. Kya hua..

Jaan aur kuch nahi la saktha.. jhooti..

Ab aapne di hui jhooti thoot gayi tho dusri tho chahiye hi na and yes do not forget to get the same one.. aapne gift diye hue salwar par match hoti hain. She said with a grin. She knew this jhooti hunting will make him to never ever touch any beer bottle of beer can again in his life. Ab biwi chahiye tho jhooti tho lani ho na Maan.. hain na.

Haan. He said with a sad smile. Ab biwi chahiye tho lana hi hogi.. Brand New Jhooti..beer bana ne wale tum logo ka the end ho.. meri zindagi ko tum logo ne sirf jhooti banake rakha hain... .. god beer I so hate you very much... I hate you...

And I love you. She said winking her eyes. And now you can come and make love to me...

Really...

Haan..

Sachi mein. He asked with a wicked grin. Sachi Jaan I can get you naked now and make love..

Off course pati dev.. she blushed seeing him give her a passionate look.

You won't change your mind na. She shook her head and he was so excited tat forgetting his pain he jumped on the bed only to land back on the floor on his bump. Aahhh Jaannn..

Dard hua..

Hmm..

My poor - poor cute Maan.. kitna maara na maine..

Bahut mara. He said with a soft child like tone. Its paining and you need to kiss me everywhere.. peeche bhi aaage bhi..

Jhooti la donge na. And his smile faded hearing jhooti word from her again. Kya hua..

You really love to torment me na Jaan.

Off course but for now come and get be naked and make love. She grabbed his hand and pulled him up on the bed and soon they forgot about beer and jhooti .

And here's how Jhooti won over Beer throwing beer permanently out of Maan's life.