Mere Maan Ki Dulhan / Reposting Improved Version / Comic OS / 20 Feb

Around six months had been passed after Maan Geet's marriage ..They were living a great happily married life...Their marriage was luv cum arranged...When Maan saw Geet in a family gathering both of them fell for each other..n Daddi made it arranged.

When every thing was going okey...then why Maan's were doing foolish acts now a days...Geet tried to find out...But nothing happened...Even she asked Addi...who was KC...GM n Addi's family was very close to Khuraanas as well as Handas...But to give respect to Addi...Geet always called him Addi Sir...n after marrying Maan..Geet got a great friend Pinky very close friend n colleague to Addi

One day

Maan : Geet where is my new project file..I have to leave for meeting urgently..(Maan shouted )

Geet she was standing at the door looking at his acts...just throwing all files...blanket n even cloths form Cupboard on floor..

Geet : Maan what's this ?...U r searching file or...on the mission to find some hidden treasure...(she came in when Maan dropped his weapons n sat on bed )

Maan: So what Geet !!...I have to go..n m not getting file...(he said making pity face)

Geet : ur file !!...

Maan : Ya my file..if u know where is that...tell me..other wise I have to take out new print outs..n it ll take more time...(frustrated he answered )

Geet came forward n asked him to get up...She asked him to turn around...He did same...Geet slide her hands in her jeans from back...

Maan : Geet I m asking for file n what r u doing...(amazed with Geet's antiquates..he estimated things in other way...Wink ahem ahem )

Geet : Maan now turn your face toward me...

When he turns..what he finds she had file in her hand...

Maan : Where did you find ?...Oh u asked me to turn ..it means this was with you...N to irritate me u were not giving it to me..aur jab tumhari sharaarat khatam ho gayi file nikaal kar mujhe de di..jahan hide ki this what se... (he said calmly...according to the estimation he made ...)

Geet was really amazed with his behaviour...few minutes back he had set whole house on fire for file..now he was calm.

Geet : Mr. Khuraana while getting ready for office..u tucked ur file in your jeans's back...as ur habit...n now see what u did with my room...u r getting mad (much annoyed but more worried for Maan she dropped herself on couch)...

Maan left after breakfast.But there was something to be worried at that was Maan's foolish acts...Two days back Geet n Maan planned to visit Handas...She waited for him till four when Maan should be there around three...If he left KC round three where was he ?...As he returned after ruining her visit she burst on him...like wanna eat him...

Flashback

Geet : Maan where was u..You know how I was waiting for you...It was your idea first to visit mom dad n himself ruined everything ...(she not gave a single chance to him in his own justification)

Maan : Geet when u asked me to visit ?...But u asked me that u wanna meet Mom Dad...so I visited Handa House n picked Mom n Dad..look here they are (Geet put a glance over the door where Mr. n Mrs. Handa were standing..n they were smiling )

Maan took a leave to freshen up...But Geet she started to cry in her melodramatic way...

Geet : Maa I don know what's wrong with him..maine kaha tha mujhe le jaana Maa Papa k pass ..I was waiting aur yeh apko le aaye..(she hugged her mom tightly )

Rano (her mom) : Geet what's matter beta hum aa gaye ja tum Handa house chale jaate...so let it go...(she wiped her tears n to sooth her gave own logic that nothing strange happened )

But Geet was much worried about his behaviour..Even he had started to call Nakul...Deepak...n to Deepak...Raj Kumar...

She was still in her thoughts even after Maan had left for KC...coincidently Addi and Pinky were there due to some official matters to be discussed with Maan...and amazed too seeing her much disturbed...Coz to sit quietly was not a part of her behaviour

Addi : Geet what happened ?...(he gave a slight tap at her shoulder )

Geet : hu aap Addi Sir...wo ...ha ..kush nahi ...aap yahan kaise

Pinky : Kush to hai..Geet..Maan Sir se fight hue..waise wo hai khanaa...( she came forward as she knew Geet was hiding things )

Geet: Wo hai kahan ..tumhe pata hona chahea...Waise Addi Sir u r supervising KC new project..U should hav to b with Maan in meeting what u r doing here...?

Addi : Which meeting Geet..? Meeting to kal hai...aur Maan Sir ne he last evening kaha tha k hum morning main yahan aa jaye to discuss upcoming meeting.So I picked Pinky n came here.(he cleared)

Geet : What .. r u sure!!...k meeting aaj nahi kal hai (surprised)

Pinky : Geet tum bhi kya...humme nahi pata hoga..I m Maan Sir's PA so I handle all meeting schedules n arrange every thing...yeh dekho mere diary...meeting is tomorrow at nine...(she showed to Geet)

Geet : Dekha mera estimation rite tha..Maan ko bhulne ki bimaari lag gayi hai...pata nahi aap kahan hongay...(she started to cry)

Addi : Wait I ll check.

He called Maan but instead of admitting his mistake ..he busted on Addi...He was in hotel where meeting was scheduled for next morning...

Geet dropped herself on couch

Geet : Pinky dekha main sach kehti thi Maan ko bhulne ki bimaari lag gayi hai.per doctor Karan mann he nahi rahe..Maan ki inhi harkton ki wajah se maine decide kiya tha k he should go for check up...

(she continued )...

...But I was not able to say him directly...I made excuse in front of him that I hav severe headache...I wanna go for check up..jab hum Doctor k pass gaye...to mere check up k bahane...I also forced him for casual check up..meri reports to normal aani he thi..becoz I was jst acting per Maan ki reports bhi normal thi.(funny LOL ..if reports were normal she should b happy )

Pinky : so what u wanted..that his reports should have some problem... u should b happy...(confused Pinky asked Geet )

Geet : I m happy..even I invited my psychiatrist friend Meera at home..n told her every thing ...showed her Maan's reports.Even after checking reports n after heaving conversation with Maan she said that there was nothing wrong with him...Usne kaha tha k Maan k sath baat karke wo estimate laga legi whats wrong with him ? But even she failed...(she was much shocked and started to cry bitterly)

Addi : Geet Maan Sir ki jagah tum pagal ho rahi ho.he is normal...(Addi tried to make her understand)

Geet : Addi Sir aap to kahe-gay he..mere to sirf aap friend hai..per Maank friend k sath GM bhi hai...to apne boss ki buraae kaise sun sakte hai...(she busted on him)

Pinky : Aap kyo fight kr rahhe hai...I hav a solution...

Geet : What ? (suddenly a chirp of smile came to her lips and she wiped her tears)

Pinky : Doctor n psychiatrist fail ho gaye..u have tried every thing..but I think why not some Pooja Path..(worship n religious rituals)

Geet : What u mean ? (asked in serious tone)

Pinky : Geet maine sunna hai Pooja path main bahut shakti hoti hai..u should also try...

Geet : Per pata to chale kon si pooja karni hai...aise he to nahi kar sakti..waise bhagwaan k aagay to roj hath jodti hu..(she again became sad...she knew nothing)

Pinky : Oh ho tu chal mere sath..meri chachi ek Pandit ji ko jaanti hai...bahut pahun-che (great) hua hai wo..u know My cousin's husband ..he was used to drink...itna k issi aadat ki wajah se job bhi chali gay...jab chachi ko kissi ne bataya..she visited him...Pandit ji n unhone ek pooja ki...aurChchi ji ko parsad main ek powder diya n asked her to giv it to my cousin's husband every day in milk..U know he is fine even stopped drinking...(she laughed aloud that her brother in law was fine )

Geet : So r u sure Maan also gonna be alright..? ( a ray of hope she had now in her eyes)

Pinky : You come with me I know where he lives now...(she grabbed Geet from hand)

Geet : Okey...thats fine but Addi Sir please accompany us...its good to take a male with us...(she requested)

Addi : But what bout Maan Sir...what to answer him...

Geet : uff Addi Sir u can make any excuse...bhulne ki bimari to lag he gayi hai...apko yahan ghar bulaya tha bhul jaa-a gay...(she gave solution)

Addi thought for a while n they left for Pandit's home.

Pandit after listening to Geet asked her few questions about Maan's date of birth...place...day on which he born..same for Geet..n about their marriage date..

After digging his head in his secret books..n calculating some thing he came to conclusion...

Pandit : Beti ek jagah jaakar..science fail ho jaati hai wahan se hamara kaam shuru hota hai..mera matlab dharma karam...aur after detailed analysis of ur data...I came on this conclusion that..tumhare pati per Rahuka pehra hai (a supposed heavenly body responsible for odd things in life of victim )...Aur jab Rahu tumhare Pati ki sochne ki shakti k beech aa jata hai (Rahu strikes with Maan's thinking ability)...so he forgets things...(What a logic)

Geet : So Pandit Ji what to do know...if you have any solution (she begged)

Pandi : Ha Beti ..there is a solution tell me whats your husband's day of birth...

Geet : Ji Wednesday...

Pandit : n urs ( lo pandit himself forgot...even he had asked before)

Geet : Monday...

Pandit : this is the reason..according to my calculation ur marriage should b on Tuesday ..the mid day between ur day of birth n ur husband's day of birth...tumhare rishte ka janam Tuesday ko hona chahea tha but that day was Friday...(what a great observation)

Geet : to aab kya hoga.?.(terrified girl questioned )

Pandit : Solution is there..I ll do a pooja...per...(he stopped mid way to say )

Geet : Per...

Pandit : You will get only half result by that...

Geet : so what to do to overcome...

Pandit : Tumko apne pati ki shaddi fir se karvaane honi Tuesday ko..

Geet : Itni se baat hai..aaj Friday hai..next Tuesday ko hum phere lay langay..(she said in high spirits)

Pandit : Nahi tum aur tumhare pati nahi le sakte yeh phere..kyoni tumhare sath hue pheron ka karan he rahu ka pehra hai (Rahu is guarding)...koi aisa insaan jiska janam Monday ko hua ho usko lene hongau Tuesday ko phere..(he dropped bombshell )

Geet : Per yeh kaise hoga mere pati to mujhe ghar se nikal denagay..agar maine aisa kush karne ko kaha..aur wo to iss sabh ko matay bhi nahi...(depressed she answered )

Pandit : Unko batane ki kya jaroorat hai...sirf phere lenay hai...sindoor daan aur mangal sutar nahi pehnaana..pheron se Rahu ka pher ( circle around Maan) khatam ho jaa-a-ga..aur jinke sath phere dilaa sakti ho uska chehra chupa denna...Bas kaam ho jaa-ega...aur fir andar ja kar wahi kapde pehan lena pata nahi chalega tumhare pati ko..(what a joke )

Geet : As u say thats fine I m ready to do this too...to bring my Maanback on track (said wth heavy heart)

Pandit : So Beti ..at the moment give me 30,000...and on the day of wedding give me remaining 70,000 (such a small amount !!!)

Geet : Pandit ji itni fees...(Her eyes popped out in shock )

Pandit : Beta yeh kya fees hai..tumhare pati tumko bhul jaaye ek din usse acha yeh dakshina deni theek hai..(emotionally blackmailed her )

Geet : Now I just have 10,000 with me...I can give you check...(she showed check book)

Pandit : Beti I can't see you in this pai.n...Give the money which you have with you...puja ki saamgri (goods) aa jaa--agi.

N all left...Now main thing was to find a Dulhan for Maan...Whose day of birth should n Monday...n should match Geet's physic so that Maan couldn't suspect her...even she had to hide face of that lady

Addi : Geet my friend runs a modelling agency..going through the profile of models that agency has..we can select right model matching our requirements...then we can hire that model..unka to kaam he acting aur modelling hota hai...Just a work for 15-20 minutes n we ll pay her more than a add assignment...(ass laughter )

Geet : not a bad idea...you r rite...(She second him)

N they contacted Addi's friend n he gav them huge number of model profiles...At last they selected five of them with day birth Monday...But not disclosed real reason to any of them...jst asked them they hav to act for 15-20 minutes..

One model get rejected coz her height was jst five feet n if she wore high heels of 6 inches then it could work but during pheras a person had to put off shoes...Other one was about 5'10'' n Maan could easily recognise that she is not Geet.

Addi : Geet showed we interview third one now...

Geet : Ji

That girl came whose physic was jst lik Geet.

Geet : to apko sirf phere len hai aur uske apko pure paise milangay jitni ek add k miltay hai..(she cleared lik professional)

Girl : Madam phere he kyo main sindoor aur mangal sutar bhi pehan lungi...(over excited she answered back)

Geet : Acha to meri sautan banna chahti hai tu...chal bhag yahan se...over smart na ban...janti hu...fir kahogi meri shadi hue hai...mere husband se...aur fir humme chakar main daal dogi...jayo yahan se...(she dragged the model out of room n came back )

All in low spirits dropped the idea to meet other two...what to do know...Pinky could do this work but her day of birth was Sunday ...n Sasha's day of birth was Monday but they couldn't take risk...

Three of them were sitting at Addi's house...Geet suddenly jumped up in joy...

Geet : Addi Sir I got mere Maan ki dulhan (she was jst ready to dance there)

Addi : kon...!!! (surprised n shocked)

Geet : wait till Tuesday...U both ll hav to b at my side that day.

Pinky : wo to theek hai per kya kahogi Maan Sir se..

Geet : Wo mera kaam hai..(defiantly she was cooking some evil idea in her mind..)

Pinky n Addi were amazed who was that girl.

At home...MSK n Geet on their bed...

Geet : Maan kal Tuesday hai..

Maan : ha hai to ...wo to har week hota hai...

Geet : Maan u know kal ek special din hai according to which agar pati patni phere lay dobara to unke beech ka bandhan aur bhi mazboot ho jaata hai..(Geet what a master stroke )

Maan : Aisa kon sa din hai kal..Tuesday he hai (surprised )

Geet : Aap jaan kar kya karogay...yeh to shastro (holy books) k beech koi khaas din hai...koi koi he jaanta hai isse..(she befooled him)

Maan: You mean I should take seven vows again with u...tum hi na Geetso funny (he laughed...)

Geet : So whats wrong in this...pehle bhi liye that..You can't do this much for me..just pretend that you love me...sabh jhooth. (her melodrama to cry bitterly in front of him was enough to bend him in front )

Maan : Geet Geet okey don't blackmail emotionally...I am ready when ever you want..Tell me at what time n where ?

Geet : Around 9 pm...On our terrace without letting any one aware...

Maan : No one..not even Daddi Maa...Aashirwaad (blessing) hi le leti...(he teased)

Geet : Ha sirf hum tum aur Pandit ji hongay...sirf phere lene hai sindoor aur mangal sutar ki jaroorat nahi...aur mujhe apna face hide karna hoga...(one more shock)

Maan : Geet what a stupid act..but I hav to do for u..other wise kitne din mera sir khati rahogai...(he got really irritated )

N he slipped into bed after that as She was unbearable...

Next Tuesday Night

Around 9

Geet arranged two similar dresses one for her n one for Dulhan.

Maan found Geet's hair style were much strange...

Maan : Geet you made hair knot in middle of head not at back...and that is such high...4-5 inch to hoga hi.(he couldn't resist himself to comment on her strange get up)

Geet : Apse matlab..fashion hai...

She made him speechless...Actually Geet did so to match Dulhan's height...becoz Maan ll assume that Geet is taller due to her hair style..But that will be taller Dulhan's actual height hidden under veil...

Mandap was set .Geet hided her face in front of him n pushed him toward terrace...When she..oops Dulhan reached mandap her face was hidden under veil...Pinky n Addi were helping Geet back stage...without disclosing their presence...

Pandit started pheras...Geet she was keeping eye from behind the door...Every thing was going smoothly...About six had been done...WhenPinky came running.

Pinky : Maan Sir rukk jaa-ea..(what an entry ..she screamed )

More than Maan... Geet was shocked what she was doing...But she couldn't come out to stop Pinky...As it would ruin whole act.

Maan : Kya hua Pinky tum janti ho is baare main..

Pinky : Ji Maan Sir maine he Geet ko batay tha is baare..(kul gaya secret)

Before she could say anything else.. Daddi..Dev n Nakul also came..Geethided herself behind other door when she found every onee...Actually it was Nakul who noticed Pinky climbing stairs madly so he informed Daddi ...and when Dev found Daddi in such a hurry he chased her...Nakul too go behind..

Daddi : Maan yeh sabh kya ho raha hai...(she shouted)

Maan: Mujhe se kyo push rahi hai apni Bahu aur Pinky se pushiye...

Daddi : bolo Geet kya hai yeh sabh..humme kush nahi pata is baare...(she asked that person)

But no answer...Becoz under ghungat there was someone else n Geetcouldn't come in front of them.

Maan : Why r u not telling any thing ?...kal to aise keh rahi thi jaise saara dharma karam ek he jhtake main kar logi (he teased )

Daddi : Ha Geet beta bolo aur yeh ghungat kyo..

No reply...Maan got irritated.But suddenly he got a call.

Maan : theek hai main abhi Addi ko inform kar deta hu...about meeting (he got an important call related to new venture any n dialled Addi's...But instead of reply heard his caller tone 'Tu yahan yahan chalega mera saya saath hoga ...)"

Maan : Sabhi pagal ho gaye hai..yeh Geet aur aab Addi pata nahi kon se caller tone laga rakhi hai upper se no reply 'tu yahan...sath hoga.'

Dev : Bro if this is Addi's caller tone.. (confused)

Pinky : Ji Sir kal he change karva le thi Addi Sir ne..

Dev : per bro kya apace speaker per lie tha phone...(he thought for a while n asked )

Maan : nahi..kyo..

Dev : mujhe laga yeh song yahi aas paas baj rah hai...ek baar fir dial kijiye..(when Maan dialed every body heard same.)

Maan : Yeh song ki aawaz to yahi se aa rahi hai...(Maan noticed too )

Daddi : ji beta...if I m not wrong yahi se..

Maan dialled again.Evey body was looking around here n there

Dev : Bro mera phone room main hai ...Daddi ka bhi wahi hai

Pandit : Mere phone ki tone to Devi mayia ka bhajan hai..

Pinky : Mere phone per to sirf company ki caller tone he ring tone hai..(Pinky cleared )

Maan : Maine dial kiya meri ho nahi sakti..Geet ki nahi hai..

Dev : on minute bro...dial kijiye ek baar...(he heard song near by)

Same song..

Daddi : Yeh to aisa lagta hai jaise Geet k pass se aa rahi hai...(estimated )

Maan : Daddi main Addi ko phone laga raha hu..fir Geet ka phone kyo ring hoga...Let me dial her...her tone is not this...

Maan dialed Geet's number...n it rang far away.

Daddi : Its coming from that side...I mean from the side of back door...(she moved toward the door ) All followed her...

Maan : Geet if you are her...fir who's that...(shocked Maan shouted )

Daddi: kon ho tum.(Daddi busted on that unknown)

But that girl refused to lift ghungat...Maan forcibly lift it.

Addi u... ( all shouted )

Poor Addi got scared...No one was not able understand...

Addi : Sir yeh meri he ring tone thi ...I have same caller tone too...Maan Sir I haven't done any thing but a victim of circumstances ...its all Geet nPinky n this Pandit's paln (he put blame whole on trio...)

Daddi : What is this Geet...(she questioned Geet angrily...)

Geet : Sorry Daddi Maa...mujhe yeh sabh karna pada..per Maan ek phera rehta hai wo bhi lay lijiye aab...(But she was still intersted in that ritual...)

Dev : Geet r u mad..bro aur Addi k phere..

Geet : wo Maan ko aaj kal bhulne ki bimaari ho gayi lagti hai..kabhi file bhool jaate hai..kabhi meeting ka time..aur kabhi mujhe kahan le jaana hai wo..maine doctor se bhi consult kiya but no effect tab Pinky n mujhe yehPandit ji suggest kiy.e...(n she narrated whole story )

Daddi : Per apne Addi ko Maan Ki dulhan kyo bana diya.(amazed)

Geet : I had no option..Pandit ji ne yeh kaha tha kissi insaan se Maan k phere karwaane hai jiska day of birth Monday ho..jo Addi Sir ka hai...n I can't trust any one...girl ho chay boy insaan to hai he..(she gav such logic that made them all speechless)

Addi : So whats my fault in it Maan Sir..Geet ne mujhe kaha k agarMaan Sir usko bhul gaye to kya hoga..aur ek bhai hone k naate main apni behan ko kaise dukhi dekhta..(What bro-sis's foolish love ? )

Maan : You are impossible Gee.t...Yakeen nah hota...Mujhe per to naye project ka itna load hai...k kabhi kabhi bhul jaata hu...(he never noticed ever that he had any problem )

Daddi : Ji beta its normal ...Maan shaddi se pehle bhi aise he thay..aur jab jayada stress ho ..ho jaata hai kabhi kabhi but iska matlab yeh to nahi wo bimaari hai..aur Pinky aap ..really pathetic (she glared silly girlz)

Maan : Daddi Ma..this trio think that I have some mental disorder...but I think they are going to be mad soon (he gave a twist to Addi's ear)

Pinky : Sorry Sir..mujhe jab meri Chachi se pata chala k mere Brother in law ne drink karna to chod diya ..per uski wajah is Pandit ki dharma karam nahi ...wo powder tha jisse nasha hota hai ...

...isliye mere brother in law drink nahi karte thay jab powder se he nasha ho jaata tha... actually meri cousin ne wo powder parsaad samjh kar kha liya..aur jab wo behosh hone lagi to hospital le gaye doctor ko pata chala real reason when he checked that powder...wo nasha tha..Aur chachi ne jab aas paas pata kiya to pata challa yeh dhongi hai..(she was much shocked then...when she heard )

Geet : What Pinky..He too 10,000 from me...and made a deal to give remaining 90,000 after the Puja n Phere...(She gave a jerk to Pandit from arm) U cheater..

Then started to beat Pandit n he was about to ran away when Maan n Devcaught him...n gav him to police.

Geet : Mere Maan ki shaddi agar us model se ho jati fir...acha hai maine reject kar diya...(she mumbled in low tone which Maan over heard)

Maan : You have no regret that u did wrong instead of that you have joyous feeling to reject model...

Geet : I m sorry Maan...mujhe laga...(but Daddi interrupted )

Daddi : Agar apko kush laga then u r wrong beta...its true puja path main shardha(devotion) rakhna chaahea...But at the moment when Pandit asked for this much of money ..you even not doubted for once...(she made Geet realise her mistake)

Geet : I m sorry Daddi Maa agay se aisa nahi hoga..( she felt really ashamed of herself)

Daddi : Its okey beta...cheer up now (she hugged her)

Maan : But I hav decided to leave Geet..Addi ek pehra bakki hai..wo lo...aur main tumhe sindoor aur mangal sutra bhi pehna deta hu...challo.(he dragged Addi toward Mandap)

Geet : Maan r u mad...Mere Maan ki Dulhan sirf Geet hai aur koi nahi...Addi Sir go away...Maan hath chodiya Addi Sir ka...

Maan : Itna pyar karti ho mujhe se k kush bhi karne ko ready ho gayi..But Geet this is a lesson for all those girlz who never thought what's going on...aab to sabh theek hai ..Addi ki chodo agar us ladki se meri shaddi ho jaati to..( He said lovingly )

Geet : Aab baas bhi kijiye Maan..kaha na..aap mere hai..aur Mere Maan ki Dulhan sirf main hu...(she hugged Maan tightly)

Maan : Aab pata chala...bhul to tum gayi thi k u r my Dulhan..per main nahi...bollo aab

Daddi : to aab dulhan kon Addi ja Geet (she teased them)

Geet : bas Daddi Maa please don pull my leg more now...Maine he huMaan Ki Dulhan...(she kissed Daddi )

Every body burst in laughter ...But this act proved how much they are in lov...But lov needs faith...n devotion but not blind one...Maan ki dulhan Geet hai...not Addi...Geet realised n always gonna keep it as a lesson for her..

Sonia

This is the improved version for this OS. Have a look if u haven't I wrote it long back...No compulsion u wanna read or not...😃

hi sonia

Hilarious 😆
Loved it 😳

Nice one dear geet realy got mad what think doing like pooja mental state will good if so evey one will be do that there is no need of of doctors at all pinky fist you need doctor dear

A superb and humorous os

omg so funny os liked this geet very much just loved it

Hilarious and Funny OS 😆😆

Awesome part it was good t relish the memories with more hilarious concept