Life partner3,NEXT THREAD-PG154 - Page 14

Originally posted by: palindrome

nai nai yeh zulm mat karna aap...😆

Originally posted by: Diva7

Nisha di wat a video ... michael jackson ki aatma tadap rahi hogi

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Originally posted by: Susegad

Whenever I love a book that I am reading the one habit I have is, halfway through the book I'll keep checking to see how many pages are still left to be read, as I hate for the book to end. I want to zip through the reading and finish it and yet I don't want it to end an so it become's a torture. Just like a adored box of choclates that you want to eat greedily and yet dont want it to be empty. And believe me when I have a box of choclates in my hand it is a hand to mouth existence with the brain switched off. 😆

That is the exact feeling I had reading each chapter. As i finished the 1st thread I was like oh no half my choclate's gone and today finally I read the last updated chapter, and for now my box of choclates is over until you decide to replenish it.
So please, pretty pretty please, mujhpe taras khao meri maa aur jaldi jaldi give me some bon bons baby.(updates meri maa updates)

Now,

Ch 6:
The one thing I have come to know about your FF's is never expect the expected.
So when I came across the red sunglasses toting bride with the pink eyes instead of pink cheeks I knew I was in for a hell of a ride.

So in honor of the most cool bride I gift you these designerwear shades to be gifted to her.

Geet does love to put her foot in her mouth doesn't she. Fat lady dancing indeed.

Abey yaar ye shaadi ka LADOO jo geet ne lalchake khaya hai jo usey shaadi ke mandap mein daat raha hai aur apni behen aur uske bacchon ko zyada importance de raha hai, kahi Geet woh khake pachtayegi to nahi?

Ch 7:
Iss ladoo ka apni maa ki taraf attitude dekhke lagta hai maa ke haath se besan thoda high pe jaal gaya hain.

The whole herd of doublecrossing(XX), wide eyed, bushytailed, technicolor behenjis cackling about silly things like current affairs to life altering discussions about misplaced jewlery was so perfect I felt I was a fly on the wall watching it happen.

Only in the utopian world of GF would a daughter in law with manic ideas about her mother in law find the reality to be a sweet kheer feeding woman who is the is the epitome of her name.But I love this Mamta ki murat.

I don't know about Dharmu dancing better than Michael Jackson, but have you watched Chiranjeevi shaking a leg to the desi version of MJ's,"Thriller". I laughed myself sick the first time I watched it.
No offense to chiranjeevi fans, but puhleez.
Palin Dharmu to nahi hain, par yeh dekh Chiru ko getting his boogie woogie on in red hot umm ...aaahh...ummm...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2k3gE9ibso[/YOUTUBE]

Ch 8
When Maan said the words, ""Not today..I am so much tired dear" I was ready for the unexpected and I was right.

How dare this mad-hu-lik-a loon(mad hoon like a loon aka crazy as a loon) play gas phoo games with Shaadi ka laddu yaar. No wonder Geet ke dil mein green ghanti baj rahi thi. Geet show her the bummies yaar, whose I can't say. But then again why waste resources when you can use a few subtle word to transfer the green ghanti from your heart to her's right?

Will Geet ever have a "rising in his arms experience" I wonder. Her sleeping habits are kpow- choke, squeeze, ah -uff, snuffle ...exactly thats what I mean. BTW those sound effects were by Maan while Geet is choking out the his tonsils through his nose. She is atrocious. No wonder I adore her.

Kya yaar Maan you should hate that T-shirt even more. It was covering all the valuable assets wasn't it. Chalo, I guess magical T-shirts combined with a vivid imagination wouldn't necessarily be bad would they, hain na you pervy laddu?

After cracking wide open like an egg after reading the comment,"because i need to wear geet's pink saree", I remembered a childhood favorite that was just too appropriate to share here. Laddo in apink saree.

In Goa,ladoos called "Pityache Ladoo" are made out of wheat flour and loads of ghee. They are very crumbly and fall apart very easily, so they are wrapped in pink crepe paper. Boy did I love those laddoos. We use to call them sadyen nhesaylele laddos (laddos dressed in sarees )in konkani. I searched high and low for a pic online and finally found a decent one.
Here you go.

The laddos are usually wrapped in pink crepe though.

Ch 9:
Though shall attain Nirvana while eating thy chocolate chip ice-cream whilst shutting out all the buzzing around you. Me sagely nodding my head at my sound advice.

Aww what an adorable thoughtful damad yaar. Bhooka raha saasu maa ko takleef na ho bolke. Ladoo is a good boy. Pat on your head.
And I take the pat right back😔 to give a hard knock to his brain and tell him Heeellloo, wanting to lick the ice-cream of your wife's lips is NOT the protocol for falling in love rather it's the protocol for... abey Palin issey samjha na, nahin to me is going to give you that knock.

Ch 10
Aaj Ke ladke I tell you hog up the bathroom space with all their saundarya sadhan what to do. Me and hubby have a POLITE tet a tet over this every morning.😆

Arey, humari Balika Badhu to dhire dhire sayani ho rahi hai.

Ch 11
People who tasted bhog food bhulke, please raise your hand after me. Umm, what does that make us yaar. Oh yeah we are like shabri who tasted the baers before offering them to Shri Ram hai na? Only the best for the Gods.😉

Yaar this Mayavati urf Lalita Pawar needs a nice kick in her sciatica ridden back. I mean only to heal her yaar. I do respect my elders...sometimes...I think..

Hmm, Geet's three stage approach to ,"Oh God I sound jut like my mom", has left me chewing over how many steps I crossed before I was sounding just like my mom.😕

Ch 12
Geet ka, "Eye of the Tiger", Nani ke kaano tak pahuchte pahuchte "Our Father in Heaven" ban gaya. HA!HA!🤣🤣

Nani you are the best. I knew it. Jiski Mamta jaise beti ho how bad can she be right.🤗

The first thought that came to my mind when she put the rumaal on her head is what if her hand had caught hold of a panty instead.

Aww Dadi you are totally bowled over by "Dream Girl" aren't you.

He brought the bangles for her yaar, abey laddu hai ya buddhu.
Par chalo Geet is a sweetheart isiliye she got better bangles from Nani, take that you Lalita Pawar.😡

I could write about this FF for an eternity but I will leave that to you and stop here for now.

Love you.🤗

Originally posted by: Diva7

Nisha di wat a video ... michael jackson ki aatma tadap rahi hogi

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: Susegad

Believe me Chiru ko dekhke MJ is not only turning in his grave he is probably doing somersaults😆

Originally posted by: palindrome

apne jeetu ji ko maat de di isne toh divu...😆

Originally posted by: palindrome

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he is really "Dangerrrousss"...😆