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#961

Week 4-6 Making "Fate" Work for You
After having spoken to his friends, make sure your outlook is identical to his life. "Bump" into him, but be completely oblivious. Make him believe that fate is whats bringing you two together, not Foursquare, Gowalla, or whatever other iPhone GPS locating device you are currently stalking him on.

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Posted: 13 years ago

#962

mishty...what happened..why u want every married all of a sudden..

kitty..relax..😆

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Week 7 The First Day of the Rest of YOUR Lives
Congratulations! You're off to your first date. Adapt to his life, but be sassy at the same time. Don't have sex with him. Make him believe you are a lady. Let him pretend to "chase" you for about 48 hours. In fact, don't pick up his phone calls the first week.

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: Maaneet-is-best

How to Get Married in 3 Months (Or Less!)😆

Week 1-3 Research, Research, Research
Think of circle of friends as domino sets. Once a group of friend begins getting married with a circle, within two years, like dominos, the entire pact will fall into matrimony.

Your job is to find the domino set that has one last domino standing. That's the lonely guy. All his friends are married with children. He wants to be part of that "in crowd" full of dirty diapers and misunderstandings. You want HIM.

And He'll probably take you. It's a known fact men rarely marry Mrs. Right, but Mrs. Right Now. You can be that girl!

this is horrible😆...and i am the last domino standing ...everyone pampers me😳

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Originally posted by: -Madhubala-
mishty...what happened..why u want every married all of a sudden..

kitty..relax..😆

You both have 3 months to show me your marriage certificates🤓

Edited by Maaneet-is-best - 13 years ago

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#966

omg 3 months??????...what is the rush mishty??????😆

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#967

Originally posted by: undisclosed
omg 3 months??????...what is the rush mishty??????😆

I'm getting older😳😆

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Week 8- 11 Date and Mate
Your job is to continue dating and start fornicating. Don't mind the accidental condom slip the day you ovulate. Also, change your Facebook status to "In a Relationship". Let's make it official. ;-)

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