Thanks for your love and support dear friends. Okay I am aware that I am really late with the update of this FF will try my level best not to repeat this mistake again. So guys from this update the actual journey of Maaneet is going to start it will be full of fun and romance but I can't deny the possibilty of some emotional updates as well 😉
Chandni (love4maaneet) dear I will surely use the song that u wanted to see in this FF but u need to wait for few updates as I need to build that situation wherein the song can fit perfectly 😳
love- Piya
PART 7
Khurana Mansion
Maan: Toh kaisa laga mera ghar Geet? [So what do u think about my house Geet?]
Geet: Kisi palace se kum nahi hai sach mein Maan mere jagah koi aur ladki hothi na toh tumhara ghar dekhkar hi iss juthe rishte ko asli rishte mein badalne ka faisla le lethi...fulltu lattu ho jaathi wo tumpar [Not less than a palace really Maan if there would have been any other girl in my place she would have immediately taken a decision to convert this fake relationship into a real one...she would have gone crazy about u]
Maan: (thinking) Haan yahi achha hotha kumse kum sharth toh jeet jaata pata nahi Dev ne kis museum se tumhari jaisi character ko dundh nikala hai jispar Maan Singh Khurana ka jaadu chalne ko raazi hi nahi [Yes this would have been better atleast I would have won my bet God knows from which museum did Dev select a character like u who is just not ready to melt in the magic of my charm]
Maan: (thinking) Bete Maan bade paapad belne padenge tujhe; ye tedhi mombatthi hai itne aasani se pigal ne nahi wali [Maan Boy u need to do a lot of hard work she is a twisted candle she is not going to melt so easily]
Geet: Maan kya soch rahe ho? [Where r u lost Maan?]
Maan: Tedhi mombatthi [Twisted candle]
Geet: Kya? [What?]
Maan: Mera matlab hai papad [I mean Poppadam]
Geet: Maan r u alright?
Maan: Haan mera matlab hai chalo main tumhe tumhara kamra dhikatha hoon [Yes I mean come let me show u ur room]
Geet: Whatever
Maan gives Geet a room which was just adjacent to his room
Maan: Geet tum fresh ho jaau hum uske baad milenge [Geet u freshen up we will meet in a while]
Geet: Ok
As soon as Maan left Geet closed the door of her room
Geet: Well done beautiful kya sahi time par media walo ki entry karwayi press mein rehne ka yahi toh fayda hai par tujhe bhi manna padega kya sahi acting ki Maan ki aakhon mein kho jaane ki [Well done beautiful u ensured that the media arrived at the perfect time but u were no less what a performance from ur side as if u were really getting drowned in the deep eyes of Maan]
Geet: Par mujhe ek pal k liye aisa kyun laga jaise k main sach mein Maan ki aakhon mein kho rahi thi? [But why did it seem that I was actually getting drowned in his deep eyes?]
Geet: Faltu ki baatho par dhyan mat de; apne mission par focus kar aur apna mission hai Maan se ye sunna k wo tujhse nafrat karta hai aur ab kyunki main Maan k nazro k saamne almost 24 hours rahungihi toh mere mission ko kamiyaab hone se koi nahi rokh saktha [Don't waste ur time in some unnecessary thoughts focus on your mission and our mission is to hear I hate u from Maan's mouth and since you will be in front of his eyes almost round the clock it would be easy for u to accomplish ur mission]
Geet: Way to go Geet ab dhyan se sunn tera next formula hoga Maan ko Irritate karna haha koi bhi ladka ye bilkul bhi pasand nahi karta k uski girlfriend uske zindagi mein bevajah ki takjhak kare toh tu toh Maan ki nakli Girlfriend hai wo toh ye bilkul bhi nahi sahega aur chutkiyon mein tu bet jeeth jaayegi [Way to go Geet now listen carefully the next formula would be to irritate Maan to such an extent that you reach your goal within no time haha none of the guys like to see their girlfriend interferring in their personal lives and u r just his fake girlfriend he won't tolerate this nonsense behaviour of yours]
Geet gives a flying kiss to herself and shows a victory sign through her fingers and happily entered the washroom
Meanwhile,
Maan: I am the best I am the best I am the best Yes u r best Yahoo!!!
Maan: Kya baat hai Maan tere supercool dimaag ka toh jawab hi nahi media walo ko bulane ka plan toh superhit nikla dude ab bus tujhe kuch nahi karna hai bus Geet ki har adaa ko palko par sajakar rakhne ka drama karna hai phir dekhna teri pyar bhari meethi eethi baatho se Geet kaise tujhse keh degi k Maan I love u haye aur uss din main Dev ko bata dunga k MSK ladkiyon k dil ki wo kamzoori hai jisse k wo chahkar bhi dur nahi jaa sakthi aaj nahi toh kal MSK ka jaadu unpar chal hi jaata hai [There is no answer to your super cool brain Maan what a brilliant plan of planting the media people from now onwards u need not do anything great your only focus should be to keep all the wishes of Geet in your eyes and it won't be long before Geet herself admits that Maan I love u haha once this is done I will prove it to Dev that no girl can escape the charm of MSK as he that magician who can't be resisted by any girl]
Maan: Great going Maan common lets get back to our mission
After half an hour
Geet enters Maan's room
Maan was just going to come to the living room but Geet arrived before that
Geet: Ye kya hai Maan? [Ye kya hai Maan?]
Maan: Kya? [What?]
Geet: Ofho Maan ye tumne kaise kapde pehn rakhe hai? [Maan what type of outfit r u sporting?]
Maan: Issmein burayi kya hai Geet? Black Shirt mein toh main kafi hot dhiktha hoon [What's the problem with this shirt Geet infact I look really hot whenever I sport a black shirt]
Geet: Hot? oh common Maan mujhe toh tum ek number k joker lag rahe ho [Hot? Oh common Maan u appear like a joker to me]
Maan: Joker aur main? [Joker and me?]
Geet: Offcourse Maan dekho tum ab tak jaise bhi rehthe the usse mujhe koi lena dena nahi hai par ab kyunki main tumhari girlfriend hoon bhale hi jhoothi hi sahi par tumhare jeene k style se meri personality par bhi asar padega issliye aaj se main jo karoge chalo apni shirt utaro [Offcourse Maan look I am not at all concerned with your past life but yes since I am your girlfriend now even if fake the way u present yourself will have an effect on my personality as well hence from now onwards u will do as I say...common remove your shirt]
Maan: (shocked) What?
Geet: Daro mat main tumhara rape nahi karnewali hoon [Don't worry I have no intentions to rape u]
Maan was speechless after hearing her witty reply
Geet: Are baba main tumhare liye ek nayi shirt lekar aayi hoon dekhna tum uss shirt mein super hot lagoge [I have purchased a new shirt for u and I am sure u will look super hot in that shirt]
Geet kept a dirty bright yellow colored shirt in front of him
Geet: Pasand aayi na mujhe pata tha tumhe ye color zarur pasand aayega chalo ab jaldi se isse pehnlo phir hum lunch karne bahar jaayenge [I knew u will like this color common wear it immediately and then both of us will go out for lunch]
Maan (thinking) Mujhe nahi pata tha k iss ladki ki choice itni ghatiya hai iss shirt mein main Hot toh dur koi chadak chaap Romeo bhi nahi lagunga aur ye chahti hai k main ye shirt pehnkar bahar jaau noway abhi iski akal thikane lagatha hoon [I was not aware that this girl has such a bad taste I won't even look like a roadside Romeo if I wear this shirt forget looking Hot ha I am not going to wear this outfit and go outside wait let me teach this girl a lesson]
Maan started approaching her and his eyes were spitting fire
Geet: (thinking) Congratulations Geet ab dekhna kaise bhadkega ye tumpar bus ek baar ye bhadakna shuru karde phir toh kisina kisi bahane se main isse ladthi hi rahungi [Congratulations Geet I am sure he will remove his anger within few minutes and that is all what I require to initiate the series of fights which would ultimately make me reach my goal]
Maan was just about to shout at her when his brain interruped at the right time and he recollected his formula
Maan (with a fake smile on his face) Wow Geet what a choice I love it dear
Geet's expression changed immediately
Geet: Maan kahi tum mujhse kuch aur toh nahi kehna chahte na? [Maan I think u want to say something else?]
Maan: Nahi Geet sach mein yellow is the latest fashion aur waise bhi tumhari choice hai toh buri ho hi nahi sakthi main abhi isse pehntha hoon [No Geet yellow is the latest fashion and as it is this is your choice so it can't be bad wait I will wear it]
Geet: (confused) Tum sach mein ye pehnoge? [R u really going to wear it?]
Maan: Tumhare saare shaqh abhi dur kar detha hoon [I will remove all your insecurities right now]
He started unbuttoning his shirt. Geet turned around
Maan: Kya hua? [What's the matter?]
Geet: Kuch nahi tum shirt pehnlo phir main turn hothi hoon [Nothing u wear your shirt first]
Geet: (thinking) Isse kya hogaya mujhe toh lag raha tha k ye mujhpar bhadak padega par ye toh sach mein iss shirt ko pehne k liye raazi ho gaya ya toh ye ek number ka duffer hai ya phir kaafi chalak [What's wrong with him I thought that he will be angry on me but he got ready to wear this shirt there can be only 2 reasons for this either he is a duffer or he is way to smart]
Maan: Geet dekho lag raha hoon na main Hot and Sexy? [Geet don't I look Hot and sexy?]
Geet turned around to face Maan... Oh the handsome hunk was really looking like a man who had lost his fashion sense Geet felt like laughing but somehow she managed to control herself
Without saying anything she just gestured a thumbs up with her hand and answered him in an affirmative way
Geet: (thinking) Ab toh paake joker lag rahe ho Maan [U r looking exactly like a joker Maan]
Maan: (thinking) Iske saamne toh pehn liya par mujhe kisi bhi tarah ye lunch ka plan cancel karna hoga warna mere reputation ki toh dhajiya udd jaayegi [I managed to wear this outfit in front of her but if I go out wearing this then my reputation would touch the dust of the earth very soon somehow I need to cancel the programme of lunch]
Maan: Chalo Geet Lunch k liye der ho rahi haina? [Come Geet lets go for lunch we r getting late right?]
Geet: Nahi bilkul bhi nahi [No not at all]
Maan: Kya matlab? [What do u mean?]
Geet: (thinking) Inn kapdo mein agar hum lunch k liye chale gaye toh har ek insaan k liye humari jodi ek April Fool joke bun jaayegi [If u wear this and go out for lunch then we would become an April Fool joke for every second person who sees us]
Geet: Maan wo kya haina mujhe abhi bhook nahi hai par haan mere paas ek badiyaa plan hai [Maan I am not humgry right now but yes I have another brilliant plan]
Maan: (thinking) Ab kaunsi nayi musibat aanewali hai? [Oh God not what else do I need to do?]
Maan: Bolo Geet tumhari har khwaish ko main pura karunga aakhir tum meri ek mahine ki girlfriend jo ho [Go ahead Geet I will surely fulfill all ur wishes after all u r my girlfriend for one whole month]
Geet: Really Maan.. oh u r so sweet
Geet goes and stands besides him and starts playing with his hair as she had got another idea to irritate him
Geet: Maan tumne apne baalo ka kya haal bana rakha hai lagta hai tumne apne baalo par gel lagaya hai [Maan what have u done with your hair they look totally out of style have u applied gel to them?]
Maan: Haan Geet balo par maine gel lagaya hai par ye tum kyun puch rahi ho? [Yes Geet I have applied gel to my hair but why r u asking this?]
Geet: Wahi toh main sochu chalo ab main aa gayi hoonna sab thik kar dungi chalo yaha baitho main abhi aayi [That's what I was thinking neways now since I am here everything will be fine just be seated here I will right back]
She goes out of the room in excitement
Maan: Naajane ye kaunsa naya dhamakha karne wali hai [Now what explosion is she planning to do?]
Geet comes back with a bottle of oil
Maan: Ye kya hai Geet? [What is this Geet?]
Geet: Tel [Oil]
Maan: Haan par iski tumhe kya zarurat [Yes but why do u need it?]
Geet: Iski zarurat mujhe nahi tumhe hai [U r the one who needs it]
Maan: Main? [Me?]
Geet: Haan dekhona gel vel lagakar baalo ka satyannash kar diya hai ab jab tak main yaha hoon tumhare baalo par roz tel lagaya karungi phir dekhna tum jitne handsome ho usse bhi zyada handsome lagne lagoge [Yes u have ruined ur hair by these unnecessary styling products but from now onwards till the time I am with u I would be applying oil on a daily basis on your hair and u will be looking more handsome than u usually look]
Maan felt like pressing Geet's neck there and then but he simple nodded his head and once again remembered his formula to win his mission he had to be extra sweet in front of Geet
Geet was expecting Maan to shout at her atleast once but Maan kept on smiling Geet was so irritated that she emptied the entire bottle of oil on Maan's head
Poor Maan his hair was super sticky and he was looking really funny it seemed instead of taking a cold water shower he had used oil to clean his entire body
The amount of oil was so much that few drops made way from his head to his face Geet was testing Maan's patience to a great extent but Maan was somehow or the other successful in controlling his anger
Geet: Maan ab dekho kitne pyare lag rahe ho tum [Maan have a look u appear so sweet]
Maan was totally mad by that time but still he managed to give a sweet reply
Maan: Thanks to u Darling
Geet was way too irritated by now she gave a fake smile and left his room
Geet: Gadha; khothya, nalayak, ullu ka patta ek baar bhi dhang se chilla nahi saka har baar muskurakar jawab de raha tha mere toh saare kiye karaye par paani phir gaya na upar se mere pyare haath fulltu chipchipe ho gaye yak... [ Donkey, duffer, brainless fellow, useless man not even once did he try to shout at me everytime there was a smile on his face...my plan did not work and on top of that my lovely hands have become sticky due to that stupid oil]
Maan was standing in front of his punching bag
He had worn his boxing gloves and was punching that bag as if it was none other than Geet
Maan: Paagal ladki jee toh kar raha tha ussi waqt usse karara jawab du kya haal bana diya hai usne mere baalo ka koi circus ka bandar isse better lagega [Crazy girl I was desperate to teach her a lesson just look at my hair what did she do with them, the circus monkey would look much better than me]
He punched the bag with all his strength
Geet: Ye ladka kitna ajeeb hai itna pareshan kiya usse phir bhi mujhse pyar se baat kar raha tha aisa hi chaltha raha toh mera mission toh flop ho jayega mujhe kisi bhi tarah uske gusse ko jagana hoga [He is a strange guy I was irritating him beyond limits yet he was trying to be sweet with me; no this is not happening if I have to succeed in my mission I need to bring out his anger by any means]
Maan: Uff ye ladki hai ya musibat ka saaman kitna pareshan kar rahi hai ye mujhe...control Maan agar tujhe tere mission mein kamiyaab hona hai toh gusse se nahi pyar se kaam le waise bhi tere iss problem ka solution toh Munnabhai MBBS movie mein Dr. Asthana ne de diya hai jab bhi gussa out of control ho jaaye jee bhar k hasso isse gussa bhi kum ho jaayega aur saamnewale ki nazro mein tum sweet bane rahoge [Oh this girl is so irritating it seems she is a storehouse of troubles...control Maan if u need to reach ur goal then u have to use love as ur weapon as it is the solution to ur problem is already there in the movie Munnabhai MBBS wherein Dr. Asthana keeps on laughing whenever he gets irritated by using this formula ur anger would b in check as well as u will continue remaining sweet in the eyes of the person]
Geet: Ab toh kuch bhi ho thiki se thiki mirchi apnaaungi apne mission mein kamiyaab hone k liye [Whatever the case I will utilize the best chilli that I can use to gain success in my mission]
Maan: Bus aaj se teh ho gaya Dr. Asthana iss mission mein MSK k guru ab toh hum gulabjaamun se bhi zyada meethe pesh aayenge [That's it from today onwards Dr. Asthana is my guru in this mission from today onwards I will be more sweet than a gulabjamun]
Maan & Geet: Jeethenge to hum hi [I will win]
PRECAP: Geet: "Maan aaj se tum dieting par ho [Maan u r on a strict diet from today]😆😆😆
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Edited by piya- - 13 years ago
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