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^ Got you! 😆 You humans probably read the title and took out your brij ki talwaars ready to poke the weapon into my fragile-Shilpa-Shetty-inspired-body (I wish😳). So when I watched the episode with one eye (the other was busy being slam-bammed-dipped-in-Maan's-mascara) I realized that Geet fusses and stresses over the smallest little things.
Maan slept in the cold, without a blanket, curled in a couch half the size of him. Now the inner evil side of me was crackling like a witch, howling in laughter pleased that the man finally got some form of punishment for being such a bum hole in the previous episodes. Quite frankly if I were Geet, I would have stretched in his King Size bed, rolled around in it for a second, took advantage of the moment by painting his nails bright red as he slept and then returned back to his bed, sleeping the day away.
Yes I am evil, but you love me anyway. 😈
Hence when I saw Geet being frantically upset at the notion of her darling husband sleeping in the cold; I was a tad disappointed that she did not share the same evil thoughts as me. *Don't give him the blanket* I whispered *Let him freeeze* 🤣. Excuse my rudeness but I have an exam in an hour so I am allowed to feel bitter and horrible!
But!
In the midst of my hating era, I casually paused the video and opened a new tab logging into facebook. Upon reading my newsfeed and realizing how many not-so-attractive guys I have on my friends list, I almost fell on the floor begging youtube for forgiveness! How dare I sit on my lazy Kim Kardashian Ass (LMFAO!) and rant on about how Geet shouldn't have to worry so much because Maan is getting punished for his mean deeds. HOW DARE I !! We already have limited good looking male resources in this universe, how can we take a risk with this fine creature of humanity? I ask you! HOW COULD WE TAKE THE RISK!?
My respect for Geet has sky rocketed! That girl is as manipulative, smart and greedy as me! *Hi five computer screen*. She knows quite well that if Maan falls sick and God forbids *dies* who the hell would she look at next? A human cannot just be content staring at Arjun Rampal, Damon Salvatore, John Abraham, Johnny Depp, Hrithik Roshan, Jensen Ackles, Imran Abbas and so on for the rest of their lives. ASK ME I should know! Hell I have done a PHD in the study of men on the television screens. I know how it feels to be deprived of real beauty in the 3D world, thus I have been living my 19 years finding happiness through a 2D screen!
In fact I have predicted that I will end up being an old single cat lady that has 50 cats around me to compensate for my loneliness. 😳 So really, Geet needs to preserve Maan. That man is an artifact; a historical and monumental one that needs to be both conserved and preserved. Chuck him in the ice if you have to Geet! Freeze him up so he stays the same way for the future generations! I will support you! 🤣
I'm making it sound like Good looking men (with an addition of having long eyelashes and beautiful hands) are soon to be extinct. Therefore the need to take care of them and ice them all up is quite erm ... Justified! I love how my mind just thinks of all these weird and creepy thoughts. 🤣 I'm just stressed leave me alone! *Hides in a shell*
Anyway off to my exam! Ta ta lovelies!
Regards
Sammy
P.S. Geet babe, I totally can empathize with your drooling session watching him as he slept. If it were me, I would have probably obsessively sat there for the whole night in the shadows of the darkness, staring at his face with a disturbingly menacing and possessive smile. And ... I just scared myself at the thought of MYSELF! 🤣
My respect for Geet has sky rocketed! That girl is as manipulative, smart and greedy as me! *Hi five computer screen*. She knows quite well that if Maan falls sick and God forbids *dies* who the hell would she look at next? A human cannot just be content staring at Arjun Rampal, Damon Salvatore, John Abraham, Johnny Depp, Hrithik Roshan, Jensen Ackles, Imran Abbas and so on for the rest of their lives. ASK ME I should know! Hell I have done a PHD in the study of men on the television screens. I know how it feels to be deprived of real beauty in the 3D world, thus I have been living my 19 years finding happiness through a 2D screen!
In fact I have predicted that I will end up being an old single cat lady that has 50 cats around me to compensate for my loneliness. 😳 So really, Geet needs to preserve Maan. That man is an artifact; a historical and monumental one that needs to be both conserved and preserved. Chuck him in the ice if you have to Geet! Freeze him up so he stays the same way for the future generations! I will support you! 🤣
I'm making it sound like Good looking men (with an addition of having long eyelashes and beautiful hands) are soon to be extinct. Therefore the need to take care of them and ice them all up is quite erm ... Justified! I love how my mind just thinks of all these weird and creepy thoughts. 🤣 I'm just stressed leave me alone! *Hides in a shell*
Anyway off to my exam! Ta ta lovelies!
Regards
Sammy
P.S. Geet babe, I totally can empathize with your drooling session watching him as he slept. If it were me, I would have probably obsessively sat there for the whole night in the shadows of the darkness, staring at his face with a disturbingly menacing and possessive smile. And ... I just scared myself at the thought of MYSELF! 🤣
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