Top 20 ways to get kicked out of MSK's office.

1. Decorate his office with balloons, flowers and satin ribbons. (To get termination letter in minimum time, use lots of Pink.)

2. Stare at his nice bulging biceps when he is explaining an important project to you.

3. Get caught making out with your boyfriend in his office premises.

4. Order oily Indian breakfast for him.

5. Ask him to explain every order he gives you.

6. Try convincing him to wear clothes that let him breathe deeply so as to reduce his anger.

7. Mail him addresses of anger management workshops.

8. Get caught chatting with your friends during work hours.

9. Try to set him up on a blind date with a chick.

10. Set up his client meetings in discs and bars. (Though I don't think it's possible to do so.)

11. Tell him that his marital status has directly affected the company's revenue.

12. Ask Geet out in his presence.

13. Make him go out on a date with Geet.

14. Ask him if he had Botox treatment done and that's the reason for his inability to stretch his lips into what is known as a smile.

15. Ask him to teach Geet about international cuisine and professional code of conduct. You may as well set a deadline.

16. Mix up his nicely arranged files and documents.

17. Ask to go home early when he is all worked up.

18. Disable the alarm bell in the office. (This is when you want others to be fired)

19. Get a bunch of silly women and stare at him lovingly whenever he is with Geet.

20. Speak a lot. Without requirement. I think he has a problem with human sounds.

In Short, Do everything Geet does. Except a few points maybe. ;D

Comments and criticisms are most welcome. :)