LAUGHTER KA EXPLOSION..Bring On The Jokes

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Absoluv

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Posted: 14 years ago

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@hamavand : 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣...All of them were HILARIOUS... 🤣

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Posted: 14 years ago

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One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

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Absoluv

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Posted: 14 years ago

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1. Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are more than enough!

2. No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.

3. Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes annual free trip around the Sun.

4. Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep.

5. Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?

6. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

7. God made relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends!

8. Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!

9. Do you know of an Indian who parked his car in front of a board which said: FINE FOR PARKING ?

10. A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began,"you've been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed,"When do we get started?"

11. Whom are you working for? Same people. My wife and four kids.

12. I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.Yes, Meow.

13. Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.

14. When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answers:"My husband's cheque book."

15. Girlfriend:"And are you sure you love me and noone else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."

16. Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colours do you have?

17. My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

18. Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love!

19. Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No, sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

20. Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much, Dad, just a radio with a sports car around it!

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Absoluv

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Posted: 14 years ago

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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. . . "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks," Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute".

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Thwisha617

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Posted: 14 years ago

#85

Originally posted by: Absoluv

Tooo Goood dear...Good oNe...😆 😆 😆

Thanks dear for liking it!

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Absoluv

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Posted: 14 years ago

#86

Where is the DOSE OF LAUGHTER FOR TODAY ????

Come On MAANEETians...BRING ON THE JOKESSS...😆

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Hahaha! As if I'm going to tell you that!

@rahmona_pakswe

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Posted: 14 years ago

#87

🤣🤣🤣

I read all the pages in one go and now my stomach and cheeks are hurting badly. 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for a wonderful thread Param! You just increased everyone's lifespan. 😆

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bvs7691

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Posted: 14 years ago

#88

Hey Param... No Matter what Men Do They Can Not Run Away from Us Nah!😉

One day God erased a husband's memory & asked -

Do You remember any one thing now?

He told his wife's name.

God smiled and said - Format Karke Bhi Virus Nahin Nikla.😆

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Absoluv

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Posted: 14 years ago

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Originally posted by: bvs7691
Hey Param... No Matter what Men Do They Can Not Run Away from Us Nah!😉

One day God erased a husband's memory & asked -

Do You remember any one thing now?

He told his wife's name.

God smiled and said - Format Karke Bhi Virus Nahin Nikla.😆