HaiIi HaiIi MirchiIi...ManEEt Ve Mahii~F.E!! - Page 97

Originally posted by: manesha76

Naye

Spoilers

Aagyeee

Hain .

Originally posted by: mechantefille

Kal ka One point agenda - tell Vinu to make a new thread - at this rate we'll finish this one today! LOL

Originally posted by: -honeydew-

Mera Vinu Ayega ... (karan arjun style 😉)

Originally posted by: fats30

tumhara vinu kab ayega ...thread is going to finish😕

Originally posted by: muniza75

Beti joke for you:

THE CUPBOARD

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in

the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy

is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a football.'

Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '250'

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are

in the cupboard together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have football boots.'The lover, remembering the last time,

asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy - '750'

Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots

and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'

The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?'

Boy - '1,000.'

The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like

that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take

you to church and make you confess.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the

confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again. You're

in my cupboard now.'

Muniza

Originally posted by: muniza75

Read this, my uncle emailed me, and i liked it, so thought to share...

LIFE SPAN

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed...

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed...

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again...

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

Originally posted by: -honeydew-

thread hone se pehle nahi aaya ...

toh thread khatam hone ke baad ayega 🤣

Originally posted by: fats30

haan haan lagta he agle thread par ayega😆

yeah...now he better come before thread finish😆

Originally posted by: mechantefille

Sach main - ok don't jooti maaro me, I think KSG acts better than GC, but i'm a fan of neither - wait I am a fan of Maan!!

DD I love to the core - and Mayank Anand is my jaan - but he can't act - love him for everything he is off screen

Ammyyy...Mayank Anand fan...hmm...he seems to be a total bindaas guy😉