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THE CUPBOARD

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in

the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy

is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a football.'

Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '250'

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are

in the cupboard together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have football boots.'The lover, remembering the last time,

asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy - '750'

Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots

and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'

The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?'

Boy - '1,000.'

The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like

that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take

you to church and make you confess.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the

confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again. You're

in my cupboard now.'

Muniza

Sach main - ok don't jooti maaro me, I think KSG acts better than GC, but i'm a fan of neither - wait I am a fan of Maan!!

DD I love to the core - and Mayank Anand is my jaan - but he can't act - love him for everything he is off screen