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Dear Geet, Here are some guidelines for you in order to deal with Miss Arrogant Annie and punish her brother if he turns out to support her over you.
1) First of all, whenever she is rude, do not be intimidated. Be assertive and always remain calm. Take a deep breath, smile, and say to yourself "If Maan can have a brother like Dev, then there is no wonder he can have a sister like this. It is her problem. It is not my fault that she is ignorant / rude / socially inept...........".
2) If she gets mad about your work, ask her with mock politeness, "I would be able to learn this more quickly if you showed me how to do it.................".
3) If Maan supports her (like the "red roses" scene showed in the promo), then threaten him with Night Outs (i.e. sleep outside the room............) after marriage (one for each instance when he did not support you)
4) If she is getting too much in your way, then trap her in a locked room and force her to watch 24 straight hours of some stupid show.
5) If she doesn't like the Indian dishes you make, feed her a salad made only of broccoli and tofu with no salad dressing. Tell her it is a healthy western food alternative.
6) If Maan finds fault with your cooking to please her, then take him to Dhaba and make him "eat" there this time......
7) If she acts smart by pretending not to understand what you said, respond with "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
8) If she persists in troubling you, introduce arrogant Annie to your bhayanak Brij Veerji!! (Courtesy of eveline)
9) If she does not stop torturing you, threaten her that you will make sure she gets married to Rahul Mahajan!!! (Courtesy of coasta_70)
10) If she comments about your dress sense then instead of answering to her, Ask Maan (preferably in her presence) if he would like you to try any of Anwesha type dresses to attend any upcoming party with him & do mention that you hope All will find you Hot in it as this type of attire sure does seem to be in demand (lets see how possessively/passionately/jealously Maan reacts to this) (courtesy of Nandita)
11) If Maan sides with Anwesha, threaten him that you will ask ManishAAA to become his secretary and bring his coffee, follow him everywhere etc (courtesy maaneet2010)
12) If Miss AA (i.e. Arrogant Annie) tortures you, plan to mutiny against her by grouping Romeo , Adi , Pinky , Manishaa and Pandeyji . (courtesy maaneet2010)
(3) If Miss AA keeps questioning your worthiness of being Maan's bride, then hook her up for marriage with Pandeyji ... so that she can hear his Shudh hindi and learn the naunces of becoming a good hindustani wife ........(courtesy maaneet2010)
All, please add to the list of guidelines to help Miss Handa tackle this troublesome situation.................... All ideas are welcome. The more bizarre, the more better............
P.S. I will be so waiting for you to tell her, "Hey! You know what? I am back from vacation. So, you better pack up and leave."
1) First of all, whenever she is rude, do not be intimidated. Be assertive and always remain calm. Take a deep breath, smile, and say to yourself "If Maan can have a brother like Dev, then there is no wonder he can have a sister like this. It is her problem. It is not my fault that she is ignorant / rude / socially inept...........".
2) If she gets mad about your work, ask her with mock politeness, "I would be able to learn this more quickly if you showed me how to do it.................".
3) If Maan supports her (like the "red roses" scene showed in the promo), then threaten him with Night Outs (i.e. sleep outside the room............) after marriage (one for each instance when he did not support you)
4) If she is getting too much in your way, then trap her in a locked room and force her to watch 24 straight hours of some stupid show.
5) If she doesn't like the Indian dishes you make, feed her a salad made only of broccoli and tofu with no salad dressing. Tell her it is a healthy western food alternative.
6) If Maan finds fault with your cooking to please her, then take him to Dhaba and make him "eat" there this time......
7) If she acts smart by pretending not to understand what you said, respond with "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
8) If she persists in troubling you, introduce arrogant Annie to your bhayanak Brij Veerji!! (Courtesy of eveline)
9) If she does not stop torturing you, threaten her that you will make sure she gets married to Rahul Mahajan!!! (Courtesy of coasta_70)
10) If she comments about your dress sense then instead of answering to her, Ask Maan (preferably in her presence) if he would like you to try any of Anwesha type dresses to attend any upcoming party with him & do mention that you hope All will find you Hot in it as this type of attire sure does seem to be in demand (lets see how possessively/passionately/jealously Maan reacts to this) (courtesy of Nandita)
11) If Maan sides with Anwesha, threaten him that you will ask ManishAAA to become his secretary and bring his coffee, follow him everywhere etc (courtesy maaneet2010)
12) If Miss AA (i.e. Arrogant Annie) tortures you, plan to mutiny against her by grouping Romeo , Adi , Pinky , Manishaa and Pandeyji . (courtesy maaneet2010)
(3) If Miss AA keeps questioning your worthiness of being Maan's bride, then hook her up for marriage with Pandeyji ... so that she can hear his Shudh hindi and learn the naunces of becoming a good hindustani wife ........(courtesy maaneet2010)
All, please add to the list of guidelines to help Miss Handa tackle this troublesome situation.................... All ideas are welcome. The more bizarre, the more better............
P.S. I will be so waiting for you to tell her, "Hey! You know what? I am back from vacation. So, you better pack up and leave."
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