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I had a surprise visit from my chaCHA and chaCHI today...more like a shock...😡uff!! And they ruined the nice time I was having with my new found friends!!! So I am going whine, crib and complain in tuchi shayari style😆
In the Mood, I was doing good
But suddenly guests landed up
And mum asked me to cook food
Bana rahi thi sabzi, daal ko laga rahi thi tarrka
GurTi ke khyaalon se mera mann dharka
So distracted I was with the Deed
Jal gayi daal
My subzi turned to weed
Then my dog decided to pee
Chhi chhi maa said
Isse bahar lekar joa jee
Phir bajji meri ringtone
Boli main "Hello, kaun?"
Gusse mein aayi ik awaaz
"Now you don't recognize your dad on phone!!!"
I said Dad I'm really sorry
My mind is stuck about a chhorra-chhorri
Ek hai mouth-watering pasta
Doosri hot-teekhi kachori
Dad bole tere dimaag mein hai phasa TV ka seed
All I could say
InDEED InDEED InDEED
Finally time mila I got back to my PC
Par mera bhai* bola "I'm using it and am busy"
*(bloody lazy bum)
I had to coax and plead*
*(b'liv me had to actually bribe him)
Finally he gave in so I was able to get back
to The Foundation of the Deed
P.S.---
I know its a silly rhyme
But it was the best I could do
in such less time
My mom has allowed me to come online only for this 4 pal
Sorry - ab milungi kal
In guests ke chakkar mein
aaj nahi dekh paayi GurTi ka pyaar*
*(yes I do believe they are secretly in love)
Ab good-night ki baari hai
Kal hi honge unke DEEDar
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