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cacoethes

@cacoethes

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Posted: 14 years ago

#31

Originally posted by: shonuu
caco 🤣

after the success of TSD now a topic on it..... ...btw your stalker has developed some latest technology with which he doesn't need a physical stalking his radars can sense his prey from miles away....🤣

he fit some microscopic chip inside Geet's body....so now he can keep a check on her even if she's not around....and whenever she's in danger the sensors go BEEP BEEP BEEP 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Posted: 14 years ago

#32

Originally posted by: cacoethes

maybe he's reading those KAMA SUTRA BOOKS 🤣 🤣

Not Maybe.... he is reading the KS book ☺️
that's why he practices hoo haa and maan chi...
in preparation for some of those moves 😉☺️🤣

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deejayaqueel

@deejayaqueel

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Posted: 14 years ago

#33

Originally posted by: cacoethes
As we all know Maan Singh Khurana (MSK) is the certified STALKER in town. 😛

So I thought I'll come up with the definition of STALKER from the books of Maan Singh Khurana😆

S- Shirt nikalo aur Strip karo ☺️
T- Takes you to cheap dates in Dhabas and Jungles minus any gifts for girlfriend 😳
A- Action happens only when in HOO-HAA mode 😆
L- Loner with dark past locked away in spooky-room ☢️
K- Kisses on forehead the way fathers kiss their daughters
E- Eye-locks ke ilawa kuch nahi karta
R- Radar for detecting prey (Geet) always ON 👍🏼

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Please do add in your definitions of STALKER 🤣

Haha... hilarious post... should start a whole dictionary of Maanerisms!! 😉😉

Some more 'intructions' to wannabe stalkers, some new, some slight changes in yours...

S- Strip karna shuru ho jao jab bhi 'mehbooba' dikhe 😆😆

T- Teleport to wherever 'mehbooba' is... be it from car, office, bar

A- Air, water or land... always be there to catch 'mehbooba

L- Lays off losers! Allow NOONE to even bhatko near 'mehbooba', God save those who try

K- Keep ring always on 'her' finger to make clear to all that 'she' belongs to you... if at first you dont succeed, keep putting on ring 5-6 times 🤣🤣

E- Establish eye-contact with 'mehbooba' so that she doesnt get a chance to check out 'other' options 🤣🤣

R- Remember to collect all her belongings.. they belong to you - taveez, dupatta, anklet,

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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cacoethes

@cacoethes

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Posted: 14 years ago

#34

Originally posted by: deejayaqueel

R- Remember to collect all her belongings.. they belong to you - taveez, dupatta, anklet,

🤣

u forgot the infamous chappal....he never returned them to her 🤣 🤣 🤣

and ur ones were awesome deejay 🤣 🤣 🤣 esp 5-6 times ring pehnao 🤣 🤣

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Arwen11

@Arwen11

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Posted: 14 years ago

#35

@Yaz ... erotic intentions 🤣🤣🤣 I loved ur list 🤣🤣🤣

@Deej - 🤣🤣🤣 too good 🤣🤣

Ur R reminds me of pyaar ki nishanis and museum in the kitchen 🤣🤣🤣 (Don't ask - long story 🤣 )

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cacoethes

@cacoethes

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Posted: 14 years ago

#36

Originally posted by: Arwen...

Ur R reminds me of pyaar ki nishanis and museum in the kitchen 🤣🤣🤣 (Don't ask - long story 🤣 )

Nahiiiiiiiii...Arwen u did just remind me of the Museum and pyar ki nishanis 🤣 🤣 🤣

kitchen cabinet 🤣 🤣 🤣

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neeraj268

@neeraj268

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Posted: 14 years ago

#37

oh wow yaar ..........loved the one.................eyelocks ke alawa kuch nahi karta...........sada munda😉

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Arwen11

@Arwen11

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Posted: 14 years ago

#38

Originally posted by: cacoethes

Nahiiiiiiiii...Arwen u did just remind me of the Museum and pyar ki nishanis 🤣 🤣 🤣

kitchen cabinet 🤣 🤣 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ek drawer se rumaal
doosre se jooti
third cabinet se paalu 🤣🤣🤣

That was one crazy night 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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deejayaqueel

@deejayaqueel

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Posted: 14 years ago

#39

@ Caco: 😆😆😆😉😉.. ya dude... wonder what happened to the 'chappal'.. possibly he keeps it as a reminder for what can happen to him if sherni gets angry with him 😆😆 Thank you 😉

@Arwen: No point... now you'll have to tell!! 😆😆

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Arwen11

@Arwen11

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Posted: 14 years ago

#40

@Deej - it was this one crazy night of spamming cum discussion 🤣🤣🤣 at the beginning of the outhouse track i think 😆 .... we started listing all of geet's belongings that Maan had (taveez ,, sari pallu .. that chappal 🤣🤣🤣 ) and from there it somehow went to pyaar ki nishanis and museum in the kitchen 🤣🤣🤣 .. i ll look for that thread and edit this post 🤣🤣🤣

EDIT:

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/geet-hui-sabse-parayee/1442978/maan-ser-toh-dadi-sava-ser

Disclaimer: we are certified crazy 🤣🤣🤣
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Edited by Arwen... - 14 years ago

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