-Marriage is not just a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
-Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
-Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
-Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
-There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
-A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
-Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
-When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
-There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
-It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
-A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
-At a party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
-A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received hundreds of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
-When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
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