Hello Devils😳😆
Ki haal chaal?😳
NEEJI SANDESH ie. PERSONAL MESSAGE: This is the very first time m doing the opening for the DEN😳...so i apologize if its not the greatest (Which m sure 😆)
Going to catch the episode.😆..Will be back shortly.😉
*Neha puts her RESERVE PHATA *🤣🤣🤣
Song Dedication for today's episode,Hence the title😉
GEHNE DE...MUJHE GEHNE DE..
MUJHE GEHNE DE...MUJHE GEHNE DE
(Modified version of BEHNE DE😆)
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GUILTY CONSCIOUS PRAANI AND BHOOTIYA GEET??
Alright. So the episode starts off with Dim-Daft-Doodle Dev how was apparently on the mission BHABHI DHOONDO . So, he opens the door where he saw his potential bhabhi entering the last episode, hoping to get her SAAKSHAAT DARSHAN. He gets disappointed instead as GEET is no where to be seen . Little does he know that the BHABHIJI acquire the especial talent like " Making her way outta' window when there is no other way around." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. He sees GEET's shadow through the translucent curtain and freaks out.🤣🤣🤣. "GEET"??he shouts in amazement.....followed by the famous Flashbacks that comes with the zooming "thish-thish" sound on the screen with the soul purpose of deafening the viewers 😆🤣. Soon, he trashes the idea of seeing GEET for real , thinking "HOW CAN GEET BE HERE?? THIS IS THE GUILTY BHOOT that's creepin' in DEV"🤣🥱(Ahaa....Abhinav has got the betta' accent than Guru eh??😛I likey.😆not that i mind guru's heavy accent 😆😆). Scene ends on Dev's ENLIGHTED expressions🤣🤣.
GEHNE UTAAR SHAANI GUNDI (Maan to Geet)🤣
Geet stops in the middle of nowhere to check herself out in the mirror with the ANCIENT HADAPPA CIVILIZATION TIMELINE jewellery 🤣. Just then our STALKER (Munda Maan) makes the entry from the behind scaring the hell outta' his lady. 😆 Here, Cv decides to include the ESPECIAL DUKHI PERFORMANCE by none other than PARESHAAN AATMA BAND with their debut album MAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (For visual effects here is the pareshaan aatma with his bhikhari chorus:
Munda Maan asks Geet to do "Gehne utaar " ceremony as requested by DAADIMA.😆...sayin " Daadima ne gehne mangwaaye hein"😉😆Geet says "Jo hukum mere aaka"and starts to take off the earring as a starter.😳While she is struggling with taking it off our munda is busy doing some NAIN-MATAKA with her..😆All this time PARESHAAN band is chillayin' their lungs out...cryin'...MAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..🤣🤣🤣🤣. Munda Maan , the most helpful soul alive on the earth, decides to help the chica by volunteering to take off the earring for her.😳😆😆😆
Geet notices Maan starin' at her and feels uncomfortable . So to give him TIT FOR TAT she starts staring back at him.... 😆😆 The staring session causes disturbance in the "gehne utaar" ceremony so they both decide to stare through the mirror..🤣🤣(How CONVENIENT eh??🤣). MERE AATE HI TUM VAHAN SE BHAAG KYUN GAYI ?? HAAN GEET#1 ??(😆)Munda Maan inquires as he takes off the second earring .
He stands in front of her in order to take off the necklace from her neck and they both STARE yet again.😕😆😳He starts off with his "IN GEHNON MEIN TUM...." rant buh decides to leave it for her IMAGINATION....to complete what he wanted to say😆😆😆
*EYELOCK*🥱So now the necklace is gone too.😆😆😆*EYELOCK*🥱
Geet breaks the eyelock sayin' " MUJHE JAANA HAI" 😳😆 only to hear TUM HAMESHA MUJHE CHOD KAR.... * 7412749812759 ECOs...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 from the Man himself.🤣🤣
Munda corrects it sayin.." MERA MATLAB HAI...TUM HAMESHA NAUKRI CHODNE KI DHAMKI KYUN DETII REHTII HO"??? HAAN GEET#2 😕🥱(Hein ji??? yeh kab hua??? when did she say "mujhe naukri chodkar jaana hai NOW???? Munda is makin' stuff up..🤣🤣)
He then reaches out to take the MAANG TEEKA off her forehead (I guess this is whatchya' call it right??😕) while PARESHAAN AATMA is still not shuttin' up his Ohooo.hooo...hooo...Mahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii RANT😡(Seriously!! cut it out alreadyy man!! Its PAINFUL).
Okeyyy so movin' on....😆
THIS time munda maan in his mind THINKS " Bolo Geet....tum kyun mujhse bhagtii rehtii ho???" HAAN#3 ???🥱....n' VOILAAAAAAAAAAA...Geet gets the message via TELEPATHY and utters...the 3 MOST AWAITED WORDS..."uh...uh........ woh"🥱😳 *Neha goes to sleep....with maan...while geet is still stuttering.."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣THEN FINALLY....she manages to get out of her " I -AM- ALWAYS- SHORT- OF- WORDS- IN -FRONT -OF- YOU" trance. 😕and says" MAIN AAPKE LIYE LADKI DHOONDHNE KE LIYE TYAAR HOON"🥱😆😆😆which leaves Maan -the macho-mogambo stunned with MARI HUI MAKKHI kinda face.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He moves back in shock......and STARES at her YET AGAIN .🥱😕...she stares back.. at him...I stare at my screen...and my mom stares at ME. Basically...long story short....WE ALL STARE AT WHAT WE PLEASE.🥱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Munda feels SAD now. (PAUSE. What do you expect when you are being fed by PARESHAAN BAND ALBUM CD 24* 7...without any deserving BREAK???huh??? Mr. Director???😆🥱)
He fakes being all HARD AND NOT-AFFECTED suggesting Geet to have a DICTATION SESSION with him about WHAT KIND OF GIRLS HE LIKE.😆😆😆😆😆. (Like the BHOLI kudi doesnt know that yu act like DIL-FEK AASHIQ around her..🤣🤣🤣)
"MERI AANKHON MEIN DEKHO GEET" he demands. Geet stares at him lika' lost zombie. (Shukr hai yeh nahii poocha...."KYA TUMHEIN MERI AANKHON MEIN PYAAR NAHII NAZAR AATA"???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...if i were Geet...i would have soooo many things to say of what i SEE in his eyes...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)
ANYWAYS..... Geet looks at him with "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME DUDE" expressions and TADA....Maan gets the MESSAGE through the TELEPATHY EXPRESS.😳...and starts dictating her with his WANTS.🤣🤣🤣
WANT#1. He doesnt want any SMALL TOWN GIRL.(Geet in her mind says " CHUCK THAT "🤣)
WANT#2. He doesnt like girls in SALWAAR KAMEEZ(Geet says KAR LO GHIYO NU BHANDA🤣)
WANT#3. He like girls in SHORT SKIRT AND HIGH HEELS ( Geet says GO DIE...m betta' off with my TANHAAYII yu pervert🤣🤣)
Maan offers some more of more BRAINSTORMING POINTS of what kinda girl he WANTS...buh Geet shuts him off sayin ..."CHUP KAR BE" itna kaafi hai...🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Geet Leaves and munda waits for the CAMERE WALE BHAYIA to take his close-up before he hits his bed..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DAADI-AMMA DAADI-AMMA BHAABHI LAAO😆(Dev to Dashing Daadi😉)
Alrighty...This scene was all about Dev being a DEJECTED KID.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Okiie...so he inquires "MERA NUMBER KAB AAYEGA"?? as in WHEN will he get to see his potential BHAABHI...to which daadima says " AAYEGA...BETA...TERA NUMBER ZAROOR AAYEGA"..as in Maan would be bringin' his CHOICE KI KUDI this coming friday.😳😆(Phshhhh...yea sure!!🤣) so he would only be able to meet her on FRIDAY (Dev feeling DEJECTED#1)
Later, He feels SAD(Neha looks on to see if there's any trace of pareshaan band which is causing saddening souls😆😆😆) .He informs daadi that VAMPTARA(Naintara) doesnt LOVE him the way he loves HER.😕(Dev feeling DEJECTED#2😆). Daadi consoles him saying "Aisi baat nahii hai beta she loves you too😆 and reminds him of his anniversary 😆😕 advicing him to give VAMPTARA her favourite gift/present to make her HAPPY??😆😕🥱(Errrr...question: Do WITCHES get happie???🤔)
Dev smiles Halfheartedly.😆
PS: I dint like DEV blaming VAMPTARA for everything 😕🤢WHAT is he?? a four year old ??? Too young to take his OWN decisions?? WHY the hell was he sayin' "NAINTARA KE KEHNE PAR MAINE EK LADKI KI ZINDAGI BARBAAD KAR DAALI??" HELLOOOOOOO....yu are old enough to know what is good/bad...I dont think yu are THAT gullible?? or ARE YOU??*Tsk..tsk..DEV*🥱
GUNDI(Geet) KI TAMANNA HAI KI PARI USE MIL JAAYE..😆😆
Okey so we have a SELF -TALKING scene featuring GEET where she is blabbering weird things about her khadoos boss...and how he likes to make her life HELL..🥱
In between the monologue she throws all the pictures otta' the HOLY WINDOW which turns out to be "PHOTOS KI BAARISH" on maan sir.😆😆😆 (Kya shot hai bhai...😆IMPRESSIVE👏👏👏😕🤣🤣)
So, he shouts....GEEEEEEET ....and there Geet gets hit by an earthquake🤣🤣🤣(Well they showed it that way....😆😆) She comes out to see KEHRA BOLDA HAI....🤣🤣and sees MAAN SINGH KHURANNA....aur gayii sherni paani mein..🤣🤣🤣she squeaks.." SIR AAP"🤣🤣🤣...Maan inquires what the hell is all this mess...and geet answers..."SIR PAPER HAIN....AAPKO DEKHKE CHALNA CHAHIYE NA..PAPER APNA RAASTA THORI BADAL SAKTA HAI"🤣🤣🤣Maan gets angry....and starts to come upstairs...🤣🤣. Geet gets scared and shouts "Sir yeh MERA AREA hai"🤣🤣🤣🤣(ARE YOU FOR REAL WOMAN??😲😆).
EK OFFICE BANE PYAARA.... TOH SUR MILEY HAMARA🤣
So, now we see ..maan ji establishing his very own "RISHTA.COM" 🤣🤣🤣in GEET'S area.🤣🤣🤣Geet inquires him of WHAT THE HELL is he doin' HERE?? To which BABA MAAN DEV says "BAALIKE.....humare vivah ki saarii YOJNAAYEIN yahin bane gi "🤣🤣🤣🤣(Well...offcourse this is the modified version of what he said...🤣🤣)
He questions her if she is done with her PHOTO FLYING ...can she arrange the perspective DULHANS for him???🤣GEET goes to get him a FIT AND FINE WIFEY...🤣🤣🤣
BABA MAAN DEV takes SAMADHI....while she is gone🤣🤣🤣
SOME SILLY FISHES IN THE POND😆
Well hell yea...m talkin' about Sasha / Tasha in MSK's office-come-dharamshala.😆😆
Silly fish says : mmmmm....SASHAA...i mean MAM (🥱Can someone give her a new START OFF -LINE??Har roz ka tamasha hai iska...SILLY GIRL🤣🤣)
"Yeh behnji kya kar rahi hai??? kisi se baat bhii nahii kar rahii subah se??"🥱(Kitni boring hai yeh yaar...pakau auratAll she is interested in is GEET??hmmm doubtfull 😕😆)
To which...SASHA MACHLI says "HAAN ...even i have noticed this today"😕(WOHOAAAAAAAAA...ACHIEVEMENT😆😆You must be really proud of yourself WOMAN🥱)
AND they go to do what they do BEST....*TO BUG POOR GEETIYE*😆
WE-THE PARIs🤣
The most raddi scene of today goes to THIS ONE.🤣🤣 🤣 We see two "RICKSHAW se utri PARIs" who apparently are there for the LUX PERFECT BRIDE- INTERVIEW🤣🤣with MSK.🤣🤣. One of them goes in...and GEET murmers..😆😆...She comes out...gives look to Ms. Matchmaker..and shoots off.🤣🤣Second one comes in...goes for the inteview...comes out...gives the most dirtiest look to GEET...and off she goes..😕😆😆😆. Geet hyperventilates during all this😆
(Funny scene though😆)
MACHLI KA ACHAAR
So, machlis go to geet and ask her Yeh kya ho raha hai??Geet tells them that munda maan is havin' interview for a very IMPORTANT designation and she should talk to MAAN regarding THIS....since she is sooooo DESERVING.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Saasha becomes supa' machli...and goes to talk to maan to let him know HOW DESERVING she is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Maan gives her PAGAL HAI KYA looks when she asks him.."MK i think m the most deserving candidate for this post"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
COMMON LETS HEAR IT ONE MORE TIME----GEEEEEEEEEEEEEET😆
MSK gets furious...when he realises it was GEET who sent him the MACHLI KA ACHAAR.🤣🤣so he shouts....GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET...and Thaaa.... Geet becomes obnixious.🤣🤣🤣🤣
When she comes in trembling.. MSK shooes the DESERVING CANDIDATE sayin' " ja..ja..apna kaam kar...badi aayi" 🤣🤣🤣Tasha gives IMMA' KILL YOU BABES look to geet..and leaves. 😆😆MSK looks at geet furiously..🤣😕
EPISODE ENDS 😆
Hushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...DONE..DANA DAN DAN....in the DEN🤣
Thoughts?? I hope i dint blew up my thoughts out the proportion this time.😆
MESSAGE FOR THE DIRECTOR: Hello Mr. Parvez Nissar. Hope you are feeling any better.😃Thankyou sooo much for providing us with such nice episodes even when you are not feeling well. This is much appreciated by all of us. Thankyou once again! Take good care of yourself. 😃Will Pray to see you Hail and Hearty.😳
luv
neha<3
Edited by *mesweet neha* - 15 years ago
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