HEYOOOOO π How is everyone? JHAPPIZ SHAPPIZ TAY PAPPIZ to all π
My punjabi diease hasn't disappeared still π KARAN (Asma) calls it a wannabe phase ππ So today's episode wasn't bad like yesterdays, not much Maneet action I guess π but anywho, let get on with the bumping shumping! π I'm feeling really tired because of no sleep but I will try my best! π
Geet is tired, Maan didn't catch her
Ay lay today even Geet is tired like me, or is she becoming a stress-head like me? π²π No seriously, I forgot to sleep because I was voting for Maan on that poll, its a totally faltoo bakwas poll but I'm doing it for Maan, still want him to win! π€£ Sooooo Geet grabs the wrong end of the stick telling Maan kay jab bhi mein koi mausibat mein hoti hoon,aap mujhay dhond latay hain aur mein janti ho kyun? kyunkay mujhay rota dekh apko bari khushi milti hai? HAINNNNNN? Dialogue ulta ho gaya, π² what is kurri saying has she lost her mind??π‘ MY GOD woman control yourself and your hormones which are not only messing with you mind but heart too now π AHAHAHA Maan closed his eyes thinking, OHMIGOSHHHH Geet knows about my feelings for her! π So Maan does know that he feels something for Geet, π€ Thank God, I was getting bored with the cat and mouse game of feelings here! π No seriously what the hell was Geet saying? I think she gives a new meaning to the term UNGRATEFUL π Sadda munda haiga, jumping in pani, resucing kurri in distress π rescuing Kurri from her evil brother and God knows how many incidents for Our Chalti Phirti disaster is a trouble magnet! OYEEEEEE *brij ishtyle* Meri talwar kithay hai oye? Iss Geet na dimaag kharab hoing π Geet goes on about the other Mushkilein in her life π€ right because SHOUTING AT A SEXY MUNDA WILL MAKE IT BETTER? π Maan sambhals Geet from falling, HAILA MAAN, I'm fainting here too π SAVE MEEEEE, these people are eating my arms literally, they make me do bumping topics every single day Maan, can you believe it, every single day π² SAVE ME SAVIOUR ππ Joking of course π I'm going to faint in Maan's arms tonight, just so that he can sambhaling me and picks me up cause of it 
π My X-rated thoughts today are asleep too, like my mind they are tireddddd π I'd say more but too tired π Ohmigoshhh Geet was really mean to Maan today, wifey stole hubby's job π seriously how can she think Maan enjoys her being hurt? What is he an evil war-lord who prays on the pain of young abla naris? π Geet JAGTAIIII RAHOOOO! I bet like me her mind was asleep too! Bechara Maan was hurt I felt so bad when he said tum mujhay itni hi samhej pai ho! I was like *dramatic drama* NAHINNNNNNNNNN AISA NAHI HO SAKTA π Maan baby I understand you better than yourself π Oh right he was talking to Geet π but coming back to Maan, SEEEEEEEE to all those who are saying that after Geet moves in what will we (Fazasma π) do? Geet's treatment of him today was bad, MUNDA needs some Xness adventure with me in order to relieve *desi accent* TENSION π ....AAAAGGGHHHH -ve votes for Maan, BRB π‘π‘ Sorry guys I dozed off too π My God still tired anyways! Miss Chapar Chapar & Munda, so Geet is already tired of everyone? π DAMN girl put those breaks on, already tired? what is she gonna do when she starts showing! IF she starts showing π I hope this pregnancy doesn't last for 19 months or more, SHE AINT AN ELEPHANT π€£ Good old Ektamai π Geet tells Maan to leave? π²π² KYAAA? Kuriye dimaag da screw dhela hai kya? π Telling Maan to leave? π² wait let me get over the shock π No wonder Maan invites me to his OUTHOUSE every night π people like Geet need to appreciate Maan π and get XTRA X-RATED with him π€£
When Maan started speaking I thought he was going to give another LECTURE and turn into Gyani Babaji Maan π lekin Munda just walked off? π Well he was angry ofcourse, HAWTTTTT π this scene was so odd, I thought Geet was going to faint and Maan was going to turn around, run & catch her but nothing of that sort happened! ππ I guess the Geet Team needs to pay more attention to the minor details, afterall MOI here notices everything π I take everything apart purza by purza BEWARE FAZ IS HERE ππ Ahahahahahah Geet had one Chapal in her hand whereas Maan had the other π I bet they are going to cherish those chapals forever π becharay Maneet couldn't afford those heart necklaces where you keep one half and the other goes to your better half, lekin CHAPAL bhi kuch kam nahi, *starts singing: Tu cheez bari hai mast mast, tu cheez bari hai mast* π I bet Maan is going to put the chapal in his freezer, so everytime he gets ice out it reminds him of Geet πππ or they could both put a string in those chapals and wear it around their necks π€£ instant cheap option, *CHAPAL KHA LOOO* ππ The shooting star scene was absolutely amazing, I think in terms of Maneet it was really perfect π Loved how Geet asked for a way and Maan was shown π
Dadi's understanding of Maan's heart π
Got a shocker when saw the new Dadi, I was like HAIN? Dadi itni jaldi change hi gaye? π Anywho π Lol at Maan's chapal throwing act π Nahi Maan what happpened to the chapal necklace idea? Itni jaldi bhool gaye? π I bet he's going to keep that chapal like he did the flower π Wait I thought Maan didn't wanna talk? HAILA Hubby is stealing wifey's CHAPAR CHAPAR job π He starts going off on one about Geet π€£ Wait what did he call her, Geet got some new names today π Pagal, Batameez, Asmaan say utri hui Pari ππ³ *Fake Naintara ishtyle* Maanji aap Geet kay baray mein itna sochtay hain? π OYE HOYE Maan admits kay woh Geet ko mananay gaya At last Hubby decided to bring Wifey back from her maykaπ Lekin Wifey jo hai, she showed him ATTITUDE as they say π Maan says Geet doesn't have a Dimaag, well Maan you see the thing is OYE Munday jado tu hovay aas pass toh dimaag da kya kaam
π Geet saves her energy to reply back to the power shortage I mean tantrum of Maan Singh Khurana π Aren't Maneet like Wabda House? π€£ Full of Electricity, and the Power Shortage is when they Argue ππ Eh loving Dadi, she plays on Maan's feeling about why he cares about Geet so much! Dadi jhappiz for you π€π OYE HOYE Munday says she doesn't fikar for herself, someone would have to fikar for her and he....AAAAGHHHHH Ullo day pathay complete the sentence π€£ I hate it when he leaves us in mid-air hanging by our feet π‘π Maan in DENIAL again π I don't wanna talk about her but next minute he starts about the things he has done to wipe her tears away π³ Awww shucks Maan, π³ WAITTTT π what the hell did you do? Menu thori jaye confusion haigi π If he's talking about the X-rated thoughts of his, well keep tmeem to yourself Maan you hormonal raging munday π that didn't wipe her tears away π but it surely gave me idea on how to make our XNESS nights more fun and sizzling 
βΊοΈ Is he talking about the perv Rahool matter? π€’ The rumor spreading in office, the Chopra dinner scene where he threatens that zaleel aadmi π? He might be talking about this! π Erm Munday kay paas na toh kabhi pehle dil tha or na he kabhi ho ga?π² *scratches head* Erm...science question Professer Maan, how do you live? π BTW Do you wanna borrow mine? π I'm sick of mine, all it does is Dhak Dhak for you π Take it take it, at least I won't be thinking about you 24/7 π Yes I do think with my heart π€£ Meh chado, Munda innay waday waday jhoot bolda si, aur woh bhi Dadi kay samnay? Aaaj kal day bachay, pehlay showing Xness to Dadima π²π² KHULAM KHULA π and now lying on top! WHOA not on top of Dadi π€£ ohmigoshh eww I mean he was LYING about what he feels. *wipes forehead* Pheww...that sounded dodgey! π Maan needs to be spanked! ππ OOOO DAYUM!
More ideas for OUR Xness nights π€£*starts singing: SMack that all on the floor, smack that till you get sore...* π€£ *SHUT THE HELL UP BESHARAM FAZ* π I swear I dunno how I manage to turn even the most smallest thing into a dodgey/X-rated thing
π€£ UFFFFFF! I want Maan soo much everytime he gets angry, DAYUMMM I'm in love with his Angry Young Maan looks βΊοΈβΊοΈ I swear its seems so PROVOCATIVE to me, dunno how you lot see this but DAYUM I wanna turn into a cheetah everytime he turns that anger on π RAWWWWRRRRR πβΊοΈβΊοΈDadi's pyar kay liye phir say kholna dialogues! Soo who's love did Maan want before? That is the million dollar question! PLEASE CVS hum par thora aur meharbaan ho jao,
and don't show us it was CHURAILTARA π€’ Hopefully it was his mother though not sure! π Although I do think it'd be interesting to see if Maan had a past with another girl before, then maybe it won't be odd for those Maneetians who are worried about Geet's baby and don't want Geet to have it! π€ If Maan has a past then it'll kinda balance things out I guess although I don't think Maan has any illegitimate children π so we'll still have that bit of imbalance! π Dadiji has big plans for Maan π HUM AAP KAY SAATH HAIN! π
PHINALPlan: Geet's Jobπ
Danav jis kay 10 sar hain, aur saray sar kay dimaag bas aik he baat mein lagay rehtay hain kay kaisay uss Geet ke zindagi ko aur mushkil banaye π€£ I love this theory, I'm sure Geet is going to be the next Darwin π€£ At this moment of time I'm sooo glad that Geet doesn't know what Danav's 10 sar walay dimmag think about Geet βΊοΈβΊοΈπ Warna Geet ke train aaj toh Station Beyond XXXrated par rukti ππ You know how Geet thinks, I mean she blows everything out of proportion, E.G. THE CHAKU π€£π€£ My God had I got locked with MK in an office THEN DAYUMMMMMMMMMM! I'm sure me and Maan would've had a wonderful time *wink wink....licks lips* πβΊοΈ Coniving Dadi offers Geet a job saying hamaray potay kay liye aap say behtar koi ho he nahi sakta hai ππ CHAK DE PHATTE DADI π I agree shgree π Yaar now I know where Maan gets his LYING streak from...DADIMA π€£π€£ innay waday waday jhoot aur that too by Dadi π HAILAAAA did she just mention OUTHOUSE? π²βΊοΈβΊοΈ Oooo DAYUM, i'll be there in 2 mins Dadiji π OYE even she knows about my adventures π hope she doesn't perv on us though, π that'd be soo ewww π€£π€’ Ay lay Geet, your gonna accept so what's the point of this whole drama of sochna? π Dadi said BETA? π NAHIII Dadi sathiya gaye hai π€£ It's Bahurani woman, get your wording right! π Enwavi faltoo mein π Obviously Geet is going to accept Dadi, she has no other choice, she has heard of my XNESS at the OUTHOUSE therefore wanted to try it herself! π€£ I'm sure she's going to enjoy! ππ
Sexylicious exercise π & Dadi's drama π
OYEEEE HOYE HOYE HOYE HOYE HOYE, MAR SUTIYA MERI JAANβΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ Are my eyes seeing what I think they are seeing? Maan Singh Khurana in full eggercise mode 

Okay so Dev a.k.a was there too, yes glad to see ABHINAV not Dev π OYE never knew Abhinav had a body too π being tall and skinny you cant tell ππ³ But back to MUNDA
Aahahhahah reminds me of KARAN's topic earlier of FLEX THEM π OHMIGOSHHH he can DO alot more than flexing
π *starts singing: You can DO IT put your back into it*π AAAAGGGHHHHH he looked sooooo DAYUM I swear I can actually eat him because that's how delicious he is! π WAITTTT leme watch it again 5 mins ππ back again OYE HOYEEEE SHAVA SHAVA Munda looked so domineering & come hither βΊοΈπ He can dominate me ANYDAY, be it the morning or night
βΊοΈβΊοΈ AAAAAGGGGHHHHH I'm going crazy here, loved watching him π SO INTOXICATING ππ faster faster....KARAN this is for you harder harder π€£π€£ forget the freshness π€£ OH RIGHT THE UPDATE
Don't give me those looks, its not my fault π Maan is like a spell π you know what he does to me! π Maan is angry about what Geet said, *rolls eyes* Go figure, CHANGING MUNDA π What's his name? oh right damn I forgot Dev's name for a minute
π Dev brings in the secretary π SHABASH BILLI make Maan more angry, I Lubbbbb it when he gets angry
Ahahaha Maan gives Billi a piece of his mind, YES DEV your just his brother, ONLY Mrs Geet Maan Singh Khurana has the right to say anything to Maan π bachay learn fast! π Wifey before Dhokaybaaz people ππ Chalo Maan isn't that bad, he does ask Dev what he was saying! Dev with his usual bakwass, he want to grow? π WHAT? OYE KHOTAY Aur kinni grow howay ga? Ghora toh ban chuka hai, ab kya haathi bana hai? π€£ HAATHI MERAY SAATHI? π€£π€£ He wants more responsibilities? π€£ You were given birth you vile thing, isn't that enough "responsibility"? π€£π€£ Munda agress π‘ FALTOOO AADMI kiss say "umeed" kar rahay ho? *starts singing: Dil kay arman ansoon mein beh jayen gay π₯Ί* Jhappiz Shappiz π OYE MAAN, mein bhi
menu bhi jhappiz but more pappiz chahide π AAJA MUNDAY GALAY LAG JA! π€π Thandak pai gaye dil nu! βΊοΈ Now gotta get ready for the Xness
π Dadi's drama *starts singing: Dil dooba dil dooba, teri aankhoon mein yeh dil dooba, nafzooba nafzooba* ππ yeh I suck at changing lyrics and making them funny π³ Loved how Dev-Maan smiled at each other knowing fully well what Dadi was up to! π NAUTANKI DADI! π See these little moments between the bros I enjoy until I remember what Dev did! π€’ OYYEEEEEEE SECRETARY? Looks at Maan's faceπ€£ Haan Maan, you know one of those people who run your errands? ππ Yeh secretary lekin OOOOOOOO looks like someone got burned, SECRETARY is a sensitive topic with someone
........M...A...A...N!
AHAHAHAH loved how Dev suddenly turned his head & smiled at the name of the infamous SECRETARY π Go on Dadi a bit more drama π After Geet Maan needs it in his life π BALLE BALLE check that LUSH smile out, that smug look of Maan is even more TEMPTING! βΊοΈ Maan my dil dhoobs after seeing you, my nafz teez ho jati hai too π COME HITHER BWOY, let's get jiggy tonight! OUFFFF DAYUM! 

AAAHHHH I love MK's ishtyle π Dev is like a doggy now π BILLI SAY KUTA? π€£ miracle miracle π WAH JI WAH, aaj kal di *desi accent* TECHNAWLOGY bari changi ho gaye hai ji π turning even the darkest of animals into loyal dogs ππ So no more Dev diss, I hate being mean! π NO thats a lie, I'm mostly mean to the people around me π but its not intentional, I just have a big mouth! π
The Departure NO more Pinky-Shinky
Haila, such a sad scene, normally I like Maan am allergic to emotions, uggghh π€’π‘ No seriously I only smile laugh & have fun thats it, hardly get angry, sad or whatever else which can ruin your day, π in a way opposite to Maan π Opposite attracts as they sayππ Unless I'm on IF thats when I can actually get worked up but then again its always alot of fun here! π Awww bechari Pinky talking about golgapay π AREY YAAR, tujhay abhi bhi khanay ke pari hai! π but seriously very cute scene between Pinky-Geet, very....emotional scene π€’π I seriously don't wanna say much, π it did affect me a little at first π€’ but of course after the *desi accent* CONTROL PAAJI advice I was fine π SO Pinky is going to miss Geet alot, yes yes we all will π Daddy-jee & Geet moment, AGAIN no comment.... fine I cant stop myself π very touching scene between the two, love the fact that Geet is getting the type of family love she has always craved for! π³ Daddy-jee ROCKS! Bless him he's such a nice Dad π³ NEXTTTTT! π What is this a queue for buying clothes? π
Geet's becomes a resident at Khuranas π & Dadi's acting π
CHANDU bhi replace ho gaya? π I think its replace the actors day today π Dadis worried about Geet seeing Maan's photos, I'm worried about her seeing Dev's photos π€’π I think Dadi should fill the OUTHOUSE with photos of Maan, that way the baby will surely look like Maan ππ even if it is Dev's π€’ moving on π Dadi's planning shalanning is on its way π I think she might even set up the mandap herself π Geet enters the Raja ka mehal, of which she is soon gonna be the Rani of ππ Brace yourself Geet your Raja is coming for youuuuuu π HAILA Kurri thinks about Maan Sir eh
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βΊοΈ YEH KYA HO RAHA HAI? π Chalo at least we see one jhalak, otherwise its like Geet has no feelings for Maan and that worries me π but she does...welll kinda π so BALLE BALLE PARTY SHARTAY *starts singing thora daroo vich pyar mila de Nashe diye band bolte* RANDOM song but I love it ππ³ Hope Maan gets drunk on Geet, then we get MANEET X-RATED MOMENTS π²π²π² *mouth drops....hangs open....thud.....FAINTS....DIES* ππ Geet says mein kyun soch rehi hoon un kay baray mein? AY MERAY KHUDA MENU CHAK LAY ππ My GOD woman, you too like Maan are in LURVEEE babeh π Meh chado, ay kurri bohat *desi accent* slow slow haigi π iss na dimaag sirf XXXrated cheezan tay taiz chalda haiga π LMAO my punjabi π€£ Dadi is very happy seeing Geet, obviously kyun na ho bahu rani jo theri π enwavi faltoo ke bak bak just get Maneet on screen π Geet wants to meet the "Potah" π and look at that, Babaji nay Geet ke sun li, ENTER Maan behind Geet π Ahahahah Dadi says pehli baar acha lag raha hai kay Maan yahan nahi rehta π Mujhay toh har waqt acha lagta hai π I mean with all my OUTHOUSE EGGERCISE with Maan
βΊοΈβΊοΈ Long Live the OUTHOUSE, Hope Maan always lives there! ππ FRUITSSSSS shouted Dadi π HAILA zanzala toh nahi aa gaya kya? My God woman you can scream π Jao na taiz warna Dadi faint ho jayen gi π€£ what happened to the chakar aa jaye ga? π€£ NEW Khayalat wali Dadi makes me laugh! Guys I'm defo going to give the new actress a chance, π it was quite entertaining for me today, though I miss the old Dadi, the new one isn't bad at all! π AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH how did Maan not see Geet's BRIGHT ORANGE clothes? I swear the Khurana bros are blind, even Dev didn't notice in the office and now Maan π€£ Original Maneet music π No need to add anything! π Meh chado Dadi-Maan scene, Dadi was just over-acting tryna cover her secret GEEET! Whoopsi did I say that out loud? ππ Maan don't go back to the mansion, stay in your SEXY OUTHOUSE! πβΊοΈβΊοΈ
Devtara π€’ back again π
No Devtara torture! Made the scene more boring! what is churailtara's plan? π KAMINIIII π€£ since there was soo form of entertaining in their scene, I thought I'd add my own π€£ I can swear more if you guys want, I mean I do know do-char lafz of galiyaan π ZALEEL AURAT! CHURAIL, menu mazza nahi aaya last one was too obvious *rolls eyes at herself for tryna be funny* ππΌ
Maan's Dimaag OUT OF CONTROL βΊοΈ
OOOOO BABY, something good comes our way afterall π no seriously his Dimaag is OUT of *desi accent* CONTROL! π Mahi music of course π Look at him ghooring at Kurri with such intense eyes π he does that looking to the side actions watching Kurri with an interest like she's candy...YUM YUM...which he wants to eat 

I bet Geet is like his jalebi, something you want sooo bad, JUST LIKE I WANT MAAN SO BAD π JALEBIIII MAAN
DAYUM! βΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ But watching Maan today, I guess his physical attraction to Geet is growing day by day! βΊοΈ OYE HOYE MAR SUTIYA SONIO π³ look at the trance he's in and then he zooms in on Geet's LIPS, KYAAA? Baat yahan tak aa gaye? π²π² MUNDA WANTS LIP ON LIP ACTION WITH WIFEY?
*THUD.....FAINTS* π See yeh larki bhi na, WITH MY TRAINING he's becoming better and betterπ LUSTING for Geet and her LIPS especially! *drama queen moment* Awww so proud of myself afterall training meri thi, toh Aisa he result hona tha na π RABBA MERAY MENU BACHA ππ³ MUNDA is defo getting reward for his progression in the art of LUSTING after someone's LIPS ππ MUNDAY I'M COMING TONIGHT BABY, keep the door open πβΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ DAYUMMMM! CAN'T WAIT! π So adored this scene! π Then we see Maan smile as Geet looks around, and eats a slice of the apple, HAILA Munda ne toh FOOD FANTASY haigi, LIKE ME π€£ OOOO DAYUM...ITS GETTIN HAWT IN HERE! π I guess Munda needs to be taught the full works now, DON'T WORRY BABEH we'll get more than enough practice just so that you become a pro like me π
so tonight *desi accent* NO LIMITTT! ππ Munda does the sharmila thing and looks down π awwww don't worry let me finish with you and you won't know the S of SHY! π€£
Close call π
AY LAY, like Geet's ever gonna bump into the Devtaras anytime soon *rolls eyes* faltoo scene, only bit worth watching was Maan's face when he sees that Geet disappeared π He's like HAIN? KURRI KITHAY GAYE? POLICEEE ππ
Stars of the show - Pinky & Daddyjee π
Action of the day - Maan checking Geet out πβΊοΈ Lucious LIPS moment 
Comedy goes to - New Dadi ππ
Expressions today - Angry Young Maan & Defeated Geet π€
Precap
The same as the promo, Maan thinks he's imagining Geet, he goes to take her hair off her face, waking Geet up and then the TUM moment π WAIT since when did Maan become tum? Geet where are your manner? What happened to AAP? π He's your patishri kuriye, showie some respect π And the revelation of Savitri Devi comes out ππ
Meh not a bad episode I guess, can't wait till tomorrow! Lucky Asma gets to do the bumping for the bed scene ππ AHEM AHEM I'm sure ALOTTT of Xness will come your way! π So guys thats it from me! BTW my arms are killing me right now first the Maan voting and now this π Obviously another faltoo bumping by me Anyways guys mein chali, gonna pack my important kit for Maan's OUTHOUSE adventures π food & essential clothing which we won't need for long
cl..o..the..s.......she...d..d..ing...π
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