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Hello, janaas and januus! 🤗
Well...the last two episodes got me thinking. And so, this post is much much much different than what you girls and guys have seen from me as of yet. 😃
And to those who, after reading this post, will wonder where they've seen something like this before...yes, this idea is churaofied from one of Nitica's old posts I happened to come across one day in the DMG Forum. 😳 *wink* I hope she doesn't sue me! LOL 😆
Yeah, so the post...excuse my hyperness (is that a word?) as Maan's pink UBS affected me a LOT. And to top it all Dev was boxing in that black vest, sweat glistening on his hot bod...mmm! Arrey yaar, villain hai toh kya hua, munda good looking to hai na! *giggle* 😍
Chalo. Finally, back to the post. Yeah, for real.
Now...
Welcome, everyone, to Geet Lessons On : How To Irk Your Boss Past His Already Paar Kiya Hua Patience Limit.
Ahem. 😛
1. Come late to office. So what if you're right on time, the boss is early. 😕 😆 And so technically you may not be late, but according to him, you are. That is not a very good first impression to make...err, first impression at work, I mean. 😳 He already thinks you're good-for-nothing.
Solution: Come an hour early. Then he'll have no reason to complain. Gives you more time to swat off his pichhe pichhe ghumti hui employees, especially since their dils go "dhak dhak" at the sight of him. 😡
2. Bump into him while walking backwards after ransacking his office searching for a file that wasn't even there. 😲 Oooh. We liked the eyelock, especially since we got to stare ghur ghur ke at Maan's hot eyes, but the point is that you're not supposed to bump into him. Not while walking backwards anyway. 😆
Solution: If you have to bump into him (by accident or not...we all know your subconscious iraade *mwuahahahahaha* *lolz* then do it with style. And make sure your hair isn't tied up in a hideous braid so that you can let the strands tickle his sexy face. Maybe that'll distract him enough till you can run away!
3. Yell at him in his own office and threaten to get him thrown out of the place, and that too in a most unceremonious process. Is that a way to treat a hottie like that? *appalled* 😲 Threatening to call in the secruity and kick his rear out?
Solution: If you intend to kick him out anyway, then wouldn't you want to do it yourself? I mean, how satisfying it would be to kick that gorgeous butt out of office! ☺️ And then he'll get even more angry...ahhh! A treat for us!
4. Claim his office as your own and tell him off for raising his tone. 😲 😆 😆 😆 Threaten to call your boss (*ahem* whom, unfortunately, you're talking to...LOL) and give him a good scolding. Tell him that his anger is irritating and he takes things for granted without giving others a chance to speak (which, by the way, is true).
Solution: Check who your boss is before you yell at someone who seems haughty enough to have top authority. And for once, give him a chance to speak as well...
5. Cry when he tells you off for your disastrous mistakes. 😡 He hates tears, and what do you do, show him your best friends as they roll pitifully down your cheek! Then, when he snidely remarks about your leaking tear glands, you pout cutely and try to glare at him with tears swimming in your eyes.
Solution: Do something to get those leaking pipes fixed. There's enough water shortage in the world without you lending a hand in bahaofying Gangas and Yamunas. And if you have to glare, make sure your eyes are blazing...not watery. 😉
6. Connect phone calls to him when he has specifically asked you not to. You've done it once, but he forgave you on the grounds that it was a personal call. He's the sadu, remember...he doesn't forgive mistakes twice. And on top pf that when he confronts you about it you mumble and gulp nervously...tsk tsk. NOT the way to behave with the khadooson ka baap. 😡 😆
Solution: Heed his words, don't irk him too much lest he explodes. He's a dynamite with a short fuse, and you don't want to be in the danger area with his alarmingly varying degrees of anger. He can go BOOM any moment without warning. ☺️
7. Twirl the telephone wire around his wrist and manage to get it tangled. 🤣How silly is that??? If anything, your fumbling while undoing it made his temper rise furthermore. Even though it did look pretty comical, always remember...he is yet to exhibit a sense of humour. We know that subconsciously, you want to touch him (or the CVs want you to 😕) but there are better, much classier ways to do so. Control your emotions, girl. 😉 😆
Solution: Concentrate on the wire, and not on his UBS, no matter how tasteful a view of that tanned chest it gives you. And also make it a point not to look into those eyes when you're trying to solve a problem. They have the rare quality of casting a Harry Potter style Confundus Charm on you till you're completely lost in them and utterly confused about the surroundings.
Lo. Aaj ke liye itna hi. End of class! 😉
I hope you learnt something. 😛
Note: This post is entirely for fun...I've poured sarcasm in it liberally. No offense intended.
And as usual, bashers...this post is off limits. Go post someplace where your opinions will be appreciated. 😡
Lots of love,
Khushboo. 😳
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