GUYS A NEW FF ON RN(DO DEWAANEE)

GUYS

yeh mere 4 th ff ha on rn main chahate hu aap log mere is ff ko suport kare .


rajveer singh shekhawat: ek village main raheta ha ..raj ke baba chahata ha ke raj unke dukan ko samale par raj ko dunkan main koi interest nahin ha raj chahata ha ke woh mumbai jaye aur ek bohot bara business man bane



lala jee-raj ke baba ha .ghar main sirf unheka raj chalta ha


sujuta -raj ke ma bohot pyaar karte ha raj se


ab ate ha dusre parivaar


chatterjee


mr alok nath chatterjee- in ke sirf ek beti ha jisse yeh bohot pyaar karte ha.par yeh apne sanskar ko Bhi bohot mann dete ha .


niyate chatter jee- yeh ha alok jee ke patni .bohot sushil ha pati ke khilaf jane ke koi heemat nahin ha


naina chatterjee-alok aur niyate ke beti .naina ko sab se zada pyaar alok jee karte ha par naina unse bohot darrte bhi ha .naina shahrukh khan ke bohot bare fan ha aur uska dream ha ke woh mumbai jake ek heroine bane isliye naina sara din filme dekhne main aur make up main lagate ha.ghar ka koi kam usse nahin aata .


ma-nain a bare uthte paro ma sakal hoye gacche

n-hmm

ma-ki hmm ab uth jaa

n-ki ma har subha subha uthta dete ho

ma-beta tu ab bare ho gaye ha abhi se mere saath kuch kam karna sik nahin toh jab sasural jaege tab kya hoga

n-off ma

ma-aacha aacha ebare uthte por tor baba meeting khatam karke aate honge

n-ma kaise meeting

ma-woh eletion ke

n-oh ma jaldi se khana do

ma-thik ha dete hu


ma kitchen main jate ha


baba-are naiyan uth gaye

n-ha baba baba aap kaha gae the

baba-eletion sar pe ha na toh party office main tha

n-oh

ma-are aap aa gae main chai late hu

baba-aacha sono kal ke aamra sobai victoria memorial dekhte jabo

n-wow baba

baba-ha

ma-aamra aka jabo

baba-na na aamader saathe singh jee rao jabe

ma-oh thik aache

n-ma main abhi aate hu

n goes to her neibhour house

n-namaste aunty

mrs bimala singh -are n beta aa

n-aunty minu kaha ha
aunty-mini dekh n aaye ha

minu-are n aa room main aa

n-minu tune suna kal hum sab victoria memorial dekhne jaa rahe ha

minu-ha bohot maza aayega

n-minu-sun aaj na maine dekha ke shahrukh aur main dance kar rahe ha barish main

minu-ha roz tu ek he sapna dekhte ha kya


n-kya karu ab sapne main he toh main ukke pass hote hu

minu-hai n

ab aate ha dusre parivaar

sujata-oh raj ab uth jaa subha ke 10 baj gaye ha

raj-oh ma kya hai

ma-tere babuji dukan main tera intezar kar rahe honge

raj-ma kitne bar bola ha mainne ke mujhe dukan main baitha nahin jayega

voice-kya bol rahe ho tum

ma-kuch nahin

lala jee- nahin mainne raj ko kahete huye suna ke usse dunkan main baithna nahin ha

ma-nahin jee woh toh bas

lalajee-bas sujata jis dukan ke baje se aaj yeh itna bara huya ha jis dukan ne aaj tak uska pet bara ha aaj woh us dukan main baith na nahin chahata

ma-nahin jee baccha ha bhul ho gaye

lalaje-hmm main tumhe 5 min ke ander dukan main dekhna chahata hu

lalajee goes

raj-offf ma bubujee picchle janam main kahin hitler toh nahin the

ma-kya

raj-kuch nahin main nahake aata hu

raj goes to bathroom

raj nahakee aata ha
ma-le ab jaldi se khana kha ke dukan main jaa

raj kha ke dukan main jata ha

lalajee-aa gaye

raj-jee

lalajee- ab kya mahurat nikalu aapke baithne ka

raj-jee nahin

lalaje-toh baithteye aur dukan samal liye

tabhi ek admi aata ha

man-lalajee

lalajee-ha mishra jee

man-lalajee saman aa gaya ha station main

lalajee-aacha main raj ko bejta hu

lalajee-raj jaa ke saman lee aa station se

raj-jee babujee

raj-off jaan baje

sahil-are raj kya huya

raj-kya hoga roz babujee ka gussa dekh dekh ke jee raha hu pata nahin hitler ko bhi humare ghar main hee ana tha

sahil-are raj babu je ha

raj-mujej pata ha sahil roz roz itna rob dekhate ha ke kabhi kabhi lagta ha ghar se bhaag jayu

sahil-are nahin yaar waise jaa kaha raha ha

raj-station saman lene


ok plz comments

Nice!!!

I liked that Hitler dialogue of Raj!!! 😊

Par yeh story mujhe puri Bunty aur Babli ki lag rahi hai!!!

guys


raj station jata ha


a taro card reader -are tota batayega aapki kismet aaye ae janeye aapki kismat


raj-kya yeh tota batayega

man-ha sahab aap jo pucchna chahate ha pucchee

raj-mujhe yeh jaana ha ke kya main mumbai jaa sakta hu

man-are mitu a beta bol toh kya sahab mumbai jaa paenge

tota -ha ha


man-sahab aap mumbai jaa payenge

raj-kitna huya bhai

man-rs 50
tabhi ek aadmi aata ha


man-aap lalajee ke bete ha

raj-ha

man-aapka saman

raj-ha chaleye


raj saman leke aata ha

raj-ma

ma-are aa gaa tu


raj-ha ma

ma-baith beta


raj-ma babujee kaha ha


ma-tere babujee toh bua ke ghar gaye ha kisi kam se kal aayenge

raj-oh

ma-le tu khana kha le

raj khana kha ke so jata ha


next day


morning


n kolkata


ma-n uthte par ma sakal heye gacche


n-ha ma uthcche



n ready hoke aate ha


ma-suniye


alok-ha bolo


niyati-ghar se kuch khana le jaye

alok-ha bahar khana thik nahin hoga


niyati-jee


kuch dar bad sab log nikalte ha


n the car

alok jee ,mr singh jee driver ke saath baithte ha aur picche niyati,bimal singh,minu aur naina baithte ha


n-minu-dekh explanade main sale lage ha

minu-are yahaan toh har din he sale lage rahete ha

n-baba hum bhi us dukan main jayenge

baba-hmm


n-minu om shanti om chal rahe ha

minu-ha

n-mujhe yeh film dekhne ha

baba-aao victoria memorial aa gaye ha


sab log victoria memorial ke ander jate ha

n-minu is se toh aacha hota ke hum om shanti om dekhne jate

minu-ha n eh raja rani ke mahal dekh ke hume ka milega

n-sach kaha minu tune

baba-n

n-ha baba

baba-aacha lag raha ha na

n-jee

ma n,minu sab aao ab khana kha lo

n-off phir se ghar ka khana koi hotel main khate ha

ma-nahin beta hotel main khane se tabiyat kharab ho sakte ha

n-off ma


phir shayam ko sab log ghar wapis aate ha


n-ma

ma-ha beta

n-kal toh mere college nahin ha toh kya main aur minu ek film dekhne jaa sakte ha

ma-film nahin tere baba mujhe par bohot gussa honge

n-plz ma

ma-nahin beta


n-off koi mujhe nahin samjta


n bihar

raj -are ma babujee nahin aaye


ma-nahin beta

raj-aacha huya

ma-beta sun tu kjaa ke dukan samal


raj-par ma

ma-dekh beta tere babujee tere dushman toh ha nahin jo tere bare main bura sochenge

raj-babuje toh hamesha gussa he rahete ha mujh se

ma-nahin beta woh toh bas tere aache ke bare main he sochte ha

raj-ma

ma-ha bol

ma-kal na mujhe ek joteshe ne bataya ke main mumbai jayunga

voice-ha kal mujhe bhi kisi ne kaha ke mere ghar main ek ullu ka janam huya ha

raj turns

raj-babujee

babujee-ha main


raj-woh babujee kal

babujee-bas ab aapka khana hogaya ha toh kripa karke dukan main jayenge

raj goes


sujata-giyatri bahen kaise ha

lalajee-thik ha tumhare liye yeh toffa baje ha

sujata-aacha

lalajee- sumit ko dekh ke aa raha kaise aapne baba ka naam roshan kar raha ha

ma-raj abhi baccha ha

lalajee-ha baccha ha 23 saal ka hogaa ha


sujata-aap fikar mat kijie ek he toh beta ha humara


lalajee-hmm

sahil-are raj aaj phir se babujee ke saath jagra huya

raj-are chor na tu bata yahaan kaise

sahil-woh aaj mere mamajee aa rahe ha mumbai se toh ghar main ek dawat rakkhe ha


raj-kya tere mama mumbai main rahete ha


sahil-ha woha mama jee ka kapro ke business ha

raj-hey sahil kya main tere mama jee se mil sakta hu


sahil-are ha


raj-thik ha main aaj shayam ko tere ghar aayunga

sahil-thik ha ab jaldi se yeh saman de de

raj-ha


n kolkata


n-ma aami minu der bare jacche

ma-aacha

n-minu

minu-are n aa


n-minu-kal mere saath film dekhne jayege

minu-kal thik ha tune tere baba se baat ke

n-nahin par baba mana nahin karenge

minu-thik ha


n bihar


raj sahil ke ghar jata

sahil-are raj aa

sahil-mama jee yeh mera dost ha raj

raj-namaste mamajee

mamjee-jeete raho beta tum kya karte ho

raj-abhi toh main aapne babujee ke dukan main baithta hu

mamajee-aacha

sahil-mamajee raj mumbai jana chahata ha


mamajee-mumbai par kun

raj-mamajee suna ha mumbai sapno ke nagare ha

mamaje-woh toh ha beta

ok plz comments i wan more comments plz

Nice!!!

Raj Mumbai jane ki taiyaari mein hai!!! 😊

Naina toh hamesha hi SRK ki film dekhna chahti hai!!!! 😆

guys




r ghar aaya


sujata-are r kaha gaya tha tu

r-ma sahil ke ghar

lalajee-aacha


r-ha babujee woh aaj sahil ke mamajee aaye ha mumbai se toh un se milne gaa tha

lalajee-aur aapna dimaag aur bhi kharab karke aaya


r uthte chala gaya

sjata-aap bhi na

lalajee-khana do

r-chup chap baithta tha

ma-are r aa kuch kha le

r-ma mujhe bhook nahin ha

ma-aasa nahin kahete dekh tere pasand ke halwa banaya ha

r-ma babujee kun mujhe har pal galat samajhte ha ma aap he sirf mujhse pyaar karte ha

ma-nahin beta woh bhi tujhse pyaar karte ha

ma hugs r

ma-aa ab kha le


next day


morning


n kolkata



n-baba aaj main aur minu film dekhne jaye

baba-hmm jayo par shayam hone se pahele ghar chale aana


n-thik ha baba

niyati-aap kaha jaa rahe ha

alok-main aaj gariahat jaunga kuch kam ha tum khana kha lena

niyati-thik ha

kuch dar bad

n-ma minu ke saath cinema jaa rahe hu

ma-thik ha


n aur minu dono om shanti om dekhne jate ha

minu-n film kitne aacha ha na

n-ha shahrukh khan jo ha


n-minu jante ha is film main 31 stars ha

minu-sach kon kon ha

n-ha dharmendra ,jeetendra,kajol, rani,tusshar,aftab,shabana azmi,

a guy-off

minu-is film main shahrukh pahele ek junior artist hota ha na

n-ha aur phir uska dusra janam hota ha aur us janam main woh ek superstar ho ta ha

guy-off hume toh aase film ke ticket le ha agar pahele pata hota toh hum sab aapke ghar chale jate humara ticket ka paisa baj jata
pure film ke story bole jaa rahe ha

n-sorry

2 man-plz abhi aap log chup chap film dekheye aur hume bhi dekhne dijie

minu-sorry uncle


n-minu dekh abhi om mar jayega

minu-off main nahin dekh sakte srk ko marte huye

n-are abhi phirse jinda hoga woh tu dekh

minu-main na us arjun rampal ko mar dalunge

n-main bhi


guy-off phir se plz aap log chup raheye na


after the film


n-minu itna maza aaya na

minu-ha

n/minu dono ghar aate ha

n-minu kitne dar ho gaye baba gussa honge

n darr ke ghar ke ander jate ha

n-baba woh aaj


baba-aa baith beta

n-baba

baba-beta aaj main bohot khush hu aaj mainne tera rishta tai kar de ha malhotra jee ke bete ke saath


n-kya

n is shocked

n room main jate ha


alok-betia abhi bhi sharma jate ha shaadi ke naam se

niyati-ha


niyati room main jate ha


ma-kyahua beta

n-ma main yeh shaadi nahin kar sakte

nice ud 👏 👏 👏 .cont soon......

Nice!!!

Yeh Naina toh non stop bakbak karti hai!!! 😆

Uski shaadi tai hogayi hai!!!Yeh nahi ho sakta!!! 😭

Ab lagta hai Naina ko bhagna padega ghar se!!!! 😛

guys




ma-beta dekh shaadi toh ek na ek din sab ko karna hota ha is main kya ha


n-ma ami take dekhe ne ami ke kore take biye(shaadi)korbo

ma-ami ke amar biye aage tor baba ke dekhecchelam

n-ma tumar genaration akhon chole gacche plz ami na dekhe biye korbo na

ma-thik aache


alok- kya hua

niyati- n larke ko dekhe bina shaadi nahin karna chahae ha


alok-hmmm


niyati-aap khana khayenge


alok-hmm

niyati-thik ha main n ko bulati hu


ma-n beta khana kh le

n-aaye

sab log khana khate ha


next day


morning


niyati-aap ki chai


alok-hmm

alok jee calls at malhotra house


alok-hello kya main mr ratan malhotra se baat kar sakta hu

maid-jee


mr malhotra-hello alok babu boliye

alok-namaste ratan jee kya aap log humare ghar aa sakte ha

ratan-jee ha kun nahin hum aaj shayam ko aapke ghar aayenge


alok-jee sukriya


niyati-kis se baat kar rahe the aap


alok-ratan jee se aaj shayam ko woh log aa rahe ha humare ghar


niyati-oh


n-ma main zara library se aate hu


baba-n

n-jee baba

baba-tum us larke se milna chahate na


n -jee baba

baba-aaj shaam ko woh log tumhe dekhne aa rahe ha

n-jee baba

n-baba main jayu

baba-hmmm

n goes to minu's house


n-aunty minu kaha ha


aunty-n mini toh aapne room main ha

n-jee

n-minu

minu-are n aa

n-hmm

minu-kya hua tujhe

n-minu aaj shayam ko koi larka mujhe dekhne aa rahe ha


minu-kya


n-ha minu tu toh jaante ha ke main mumbai jana chahate hu
par main kaise jaa payunge

minu-toh ab karege

n-milna toh hoga he us larke se


aunty-n lee pakore kha

n-hmm

aunty-kya hua tujhe

minu-ma n ke shaadi tai ho gae ha

aunty-sach bohot aacha hua ab tere bhi shaadi karana hoga


minu-ma

anty-n kab aa rahe ha larkebale

n-aaj shayam ko

aunty-thik ha


n-minu main chalte hu tu shayam ko ghar pe aa jaana

minu-thik ha



n bihar



raj -sahil main kya karu

sahil-ab kya hua

r-babujee toh mano mere har baat par gussa ho jaate ha

sahil-laughs

r-ha hasle


sahil-dekh r tu ek kam kar ghar se bhag jaa


r-ha mere pocket main sirf rs 50 ha is ke saath mainne agar ghar chor de toh kya hoga pata ha bhooka marna hoga

tabhi r

r-off aaye babu jee


babujee-kya kar rahe the tu

r-jee woh sahil se bat kar raha tha

babujee-hmm ab jake dukan samalo mujhe kahin jaana hoga

r-jee


r-off mere kismat main sirf yeh dukan he ha kab main is dukan se bahar nikal paunga


man-beta

r-kya ha(gusse se)

man-1 kg aata do


r-aata nahin ha

man-are beta tumhare samne he toh aata ka bora para ha

r-off dete hu

r-lijiye

man-ab 2 kg dal

r-hmm

man-1 litre kerocene tail

r-hmm

man-.......

r-off

Nice!!!

Naina jaldi bhaag jaye ghar se!!!! 😊 Ush ladke se dur!!!! 😡

Raj bhi lagta hai jaldi hi bhagega!!! 😉