"Ae, Sherry, tereko nahi lagta ki Naina aur Rajveer sir ke saath saath Punjaban aur Usool ki shaadi bhi honi chahiye…?"
"Haan Aalekh… abhi toh sahi waqt bhi hai… Ali aur Pooja ko bhaiyya aur bhabhi ke saath dusre mandap mein shaadi kar leni chahiye…"
"Aalekh bhai, yeh sab baatein chodiye, kuch aur baat karte hai…" Ali said.
"Hai, dekho na Aalekh, Ali toh abhi se hi sharma raha hai… Pooji, tum dono ke beech kuch hua hai ya nahi abhi tak?" Sherry asked.
"Kya? Sherry tumhaara message bahut hi mixed up hai, seedhe seedhe batao, kya baat kar rahi ho…?" Pooja said to Sherry.
"Lo, yeh bhi Ali ke tarah confused ho gayi hai; Pooji, tumhe itni si baat samajh mein nahi aayi?" Neelu asked.
"Nahi, tum sabka connections jam ho gaya hai; mera network toh kuch bhi catch nahi kar raha hai…" Pooja said looking confused and lost.
"Accha, yeh sab chodo… ab bol punjaban, tu aur usool kab shaadi kar rahe hai?" Aalekh asked innocently.
"Shaadi? Matlab lifetime connecton free?"
"Haan… free incoming aur outgoing…" Neelu said.
"Hai, yeh toh tumhe mere Ranjhe se puchna padega… Ali?"
"Ji…? Pooja… woh… abhi toh… hum Rajveer sir aur Naina ki shaadi ke liye aaye hai…"
"Toh kya hua Ali? Main bhaiyya se baat karungi, aur unke saath tum dono bhi shaadi kar lo…" Sherry said.
"Lekin…" Ali began.
His expression was a confused one. Aalekh, Neelu and Sherry began laughing. Pooja too, looked lost. She didn't understand what they were talking about. Finally, Neelu calmed herself and spoke to Ali and Pooja.
"Guys, tum log relax kar sakte ho; hum toh sirf mazaak kar rahe the… tumhe sach mein shaadi abhi nahi karni hai…" She said.
"Kya? Matlab ki Aalekh, Sherry aur tum, hum dono ki taang keech rahe the?" Pooja asked.
"Haan… of course, hum bore ho rahe the, isliye soch liya ki hum tum dono ki shaadi ki baat kar le, par tum dono toh itne darr gaye the…" Sherry said.
"Aisi tarah ki mazaak acchi nahi hoti, Sherry." Ali said.
"Arre chod na usool, tension kai ko leta hai; waise bhi yeh toh apun ka idea tha, tu Sherry ko kuch mat bol." Aalekh said.
"Lekin Aalekh bhai, shaadi ke siway aur kuch idea nahi mila aapko?" Ali asked.
"Yeh sabse best idea tha…" Aalekh said.
"Waise Kaidi, tu shaadi kab kar raha hai?" Pooja asked, trying to turn the table around.
"Apun? Aur shaadi? Abhi toh nahi… baad mein… ladki toh milni chahiye na…"
"Aalekh! Mazaak kar rahe ho na?" Neelu said.
"Nahi toh… apun ko koi ladki milich nahi hai, toh kisse shaadi karega?" He said trying to hide a grin, which Sherry saw.
"Haan Neelu, Aalekh sahi keh raha hai; usse kisi ladki se pehle pyaar hone do, phir woh shaadi kar lega… ismein mazaak ki baat kahan se aa gayi…" Sherry said.
"Lekin Kaidi, tujhe toh ladki mil gayi hai…" Pooja said.
"Tereko kaise pata hai, punjaban? Apun ko pata nahi hai ki apun ko kisi ladki se pyaar hai, toh tu yeh kaise keh raheli hai?" Aalekh asked.
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