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Sameer while laughing stopped the car with a jerk………
AN: abe ye car kyun rok di
S: saale!! Ghar aa gayaa………bhoomi aur avi ko drop bhi to karnaa hai……. 😡
Bhomi got out of the car & took out the folded wheelchair frm the dikky.then with the help of sameer & angad she shifted him on the wheelchair………….they were about to go ki tabhi
S: oye bar ka naam to bataati jaa……. 😉
B: yaar nightclubs r better options……..try out INDIANA or T-zers………..they r jus amazing 😃
An: to sameer kahaan chalen…2 options hain 😳
S: toss kar….. 😆
They opted for T-zers…….cool haan…….are yaar toss ka result ye hi aayaa tha…….so they took the address & car zoomed off….
B: avi tumhe mazaa aayaa…….outing ho gayi……… 😳
Avi: kahaan yaar………wo dono sath- sath lage pade the…….(romantically) apni hone waali biwi ke sath to romance hi nahi kar paayaa 😉
B: don't worry honeymoon pe bas hum dono hi honge…..waise if u don't mind I can come to ur place…….tum akele bore ho jaoge…….. 😉
Avi: fine…….(remembers something) oh no………….mamma raat ko aane waali hain………….sorry darling 😆
B: oh no!! ab kya hoga..ye dono to tunn ho ke aayenge……….are ruk main unhe abhi call karti hun waapis aa jaayen nahi to unke saath tu bhi maregaa…..oh auntie kya sochengi……….(she calls) 😭
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Ya right………they were in non-disturbance mode….he he he…
Bechaari bhoomi……..marti kya na karti…… 😆 😆
Lets see ye dono kya kar rahe hain………..aur kaun our
very own Sameer & Angad…..they reached T- zers…….got
inside…..ab baahar guarding to nahi karenge naa!! 😆
Sameer was busy enjoying drinks…& Angad………like
always…....where the gals were dancing…………..then
suddenly came the sexiest of all the gals out there on
the dance floor(the gal in SUN RE SAJANIA—ali zafar)
…….Angad to soch sakte ho per Sameer…..why is he coming
on the dance floor………..if u think he is there to rock
the DANCE floor………U r absolutely……………WRONG… 😆 …he was
there to woo that gal…. 😆 . kahin ANGAD ne pataa
lia to…..ye janaab uska patta cut karne ke saath saath
apnaa pair banaane gaye….ufffff ye ladke…😡..they both
started dancing with that gal…..pehle to she was
enjoying….but fir use lagaa ki ye zyadaa hi chipak rahe
hain…..I mean to say they weren't touching her………….but
jahaan jahaan ladki wahaan wahaan ye dono……… 😆
In the meantime D.J. started rocking numbers
like……..aari aari……….khalaasi beats……..aajaa kudiye ni
tenu pyaar karaan….etc……who'll wanna leave the dance
floor……….main to bilkul bhi nahi…… 😆
Per as it happens in many bollywood flicks….& some
Hollywood flicks………USKA BOYFRIEND THA….he too came on
the dance floor…..started touching her & dancing with
her………LADKI KE SAATH BATTAMEEZI……😆……..sameer & angad use
chhod denge……….& upar se wo ladki jispe wo khud line
maar rahe the……….😆.INSTANT REACTION KISKA …….ANGAD
Ka…….pitegaa kaun……..ladki ka boyfriend….😆.Angad was
drunk & started beating him…….& sameer…….yaar he was
like yes angad aur maar saale ko…😆….good going…….hauslaa
badhaa rahaa tha………gal started crying……..
G: chhod do use…….. 😭
An: nahi…isne aapke saath battameezi ki hai… 😡
But finally Angad left him……..& bravely went to the gal…..kya milegaa…..PARAM VEER CHAKRA…..ye lagaaa sixer………Angad shaheed ho gayaa……. 😆 😆 😆
G: he is my boyfriend(crying)....mere ROCKY 😭
After sometimes we see Sameer & Angad coming out of the
night club …..both putting hands on each others
shoulder ………angad's one hand was on his cheek…
& both were singing loudly 😆
HUM BEWAFAA HARGIZ NAA THE 😆 😆
PER HUM WAFAA KAR NAA SAKE 😆 😆
HUMKO MILI USKI SAZAA(angad ne apne gaal sehlaaye) 😆 😆
HUM JO KHATAAA KAR NAA SAKE……. 😆 😆
Then both started laughing & clapping like crazy…kitne besharam hain…….they were completely tunn…. 😆
An: yaar meri baat maan to us ladki ke paas kaam mat kar…….dekhaa nahi kitne dusman hain uske… 😭
S: dushman uske hain….mujhe kya 😳
An: nahi yaar usko bachaane ke chakkar mein kahin tu shahid ho gayaa to… 😭
S: achha hi to hai……tere & gals ke beech me interfere koi nahi karegaa…….tu kitnaa khush rahegaa…. 😛
An: oye ladkiyaan gai bhaand me……..tu to mera dost hai…..mere pichhle janam ki biwi(affectionately kept his hand on Sameer's head)………..jis se main is janam me bhi bohot pyaar kartaa hun……… 😃
S: yaar……..ab to mujhe tujhpe seriously shak ho rahaa hai…. 😆
Saying this he ran away……….
An: saale…..kameene……..teri toh…. 😆 😆
He too ran after Sameer……..& began the tom & jerry race…😆……..after sometimes they were laughing & breathing heavily…..
An: (still panting) oye ruk jaa….nahi maarungaa………chal 11 baj rahe hain…….
Both sat in the car………..& left for home…..on the road checking ho rahi thi………2 policemen were there…….they came to the car…….looked inside…….sameer ne car ka window kholaa……..
Insp: pee rakhi hai kya……. 😡
An: (with a puppy face)…..kasam se yaar….kasam se…….AAJ to jamke pee hai……
😆
Sameer & angad burst into laughter…..Inspecter was still at the window….
😛
An: yaar sameer dekh to tere paas kuch hai…….mere to saare paise khatam ho gaye…. 😕
Sameer checked………..pehle shirt ka pocket……..nothing….pant ke aage ka ….still nothing
….pant ke piche ka……..his face lightened……….kuchh to milaa….he gave something to the inspector & the car zoomed off…….
An: kitne die?????????????? 😛
S: toss kis se ki thi… 😆
An: atthanni se………. 😆
S: saale wahi thi……. 😆
They started laughing again….finally they reached home……….abhi Avi ki mom nahi aayi thi…..
Avi: mere liye kya laye ho… 😭
An: (in full drunk tone) fruity….peeyegaa……. 😆
Both started laughing……. 😆 😆
Avi: yaar ek baat kahun…….. 😳
S: nahin. 😆 😆
Both started laughing again
Avi: yaar bohot badi tension hai…….mom aa rahi hain
Both together: kab………..
Avi: kabhi bhi…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆
Both : what??????????? 😡
S: saale hume pehle kyun nahi bataayaa……..ab kya hoga…..sab teri wajah se….. 😡
Avi: (with puppyface) mujhe kya pataa thaa tumlog pee ke aane waale ho……. 😆 😆
An: nahi nahi nightclub se toh hum to nimbu paani pee ke aate…SAALAA 😆
Avi: oh ab bekaar ki baton mein time waste kyun kar rahe ho…ye socho ab kya karna hai 😕
Both together: sabse pehle to saale tera murder karenge…….. 😆
Both started coming closer to him…U cud hav seen avi's
face…he cudnt even run for his rescue……BECHAARAA 😆
TING TONG……….he he he the bell rang…ofcourse not the
phone waalaa…😆..DOOR bell……….both ran to get a place
where they cud hide safely………but found none…finally ran into the BATHROOM……. 😆
Avi: kameenon…..door kaun kholegaa……. 😆 😆
Angad & sameer came out ……kept avi on wheelchair & took him to the door…..opened the door's lock……..
Angad & sameer: jabtak hum chhup na jaayen darwaajaa mat kholiyo……. 😆
Both ran inside the bathroom…
Avi: light on mat kariyo……….mom ko shak ho jaayegaa…. 😳
Both: okay……..
Finally they hid inside the bathroom……..avi opened the door…Meet Mrs. Bharti Sharma….(played by veena of kth)….a lecturer by profession .she is a very sweet lady…she left her hubby due to a reason that u guys will come across in the upcoming parts…..so lets see aage kya hota hai….. 😳
V: oh beta…..kaisa hai tu….main to darr hi gayi thi…..
Avi: kuchh nahi mamma….thik ho jaungaa…. 😊
V: baaki ………..sameer kaisaa hai.tu ne bataayaa tha wo bhi kal raat hospitalize tha…..
Avi: wo mar gayaa…. 🤢
V: kya..
Avi: oh mera matlab……..mom…tum ander to aao naa..sameer ko kaam se baahar jaanaa padaa..kal aayegaa…. 😆
Idher………aur kahaan bathroom mein…. 😆 😆
S: (whispered) sab teri wajah se khud to peeya hi…..mujhe bhi pila diyaa….(oh ho!!.very smart) 😆
An: haan!! Haan!! Tujhe to peene ka man hi nahi tha maine to tere muh mein udelaa tha…😡..oh (makes a face)..ur bathroom stinks..yuck!! 😆 😆
S: huh!! Bathroom se to perfume ki khushboo aayegi…waise bhi mere to bathroom se badbu aati hai..tere to CHARACTER se badbu aati hai.. 😆 😆
(yes ab aayaa mazaa) 😆 😆
An: tu ne mere character ke bare mein bola.. 😡
S: haan bola!! Kya kar legaa…… 😡
An: bataaun abhi…. 😡
Angad jumped towards Sameer…..use god mein utthaayaa…..& then….SPLASH!!!!…..ha!! ha!! ha!! he threw him in the bath tub……..all the water came out & sameer was all wet & furious….. 😆 😆 😆
S: kutte!! Kameene!!….ruk tujhe bataataa hun….. 😡
But lights were off………so sameer angad ko khojne ki puree koshish kar rahaa tha..but he didn't find him..meanwhile…
V: beta!! Ye shor kahaan se aa rahaa hai……..ek minute main bathroom se aati hun… 😆
Avi: nahi MAMMA!!…bathroom mat jao.
V: per betaa!! 😕
Avi: per ver kuchh nahi…mujhe darr lag rahaa hai…
😆
(besharam auntie apna toilet rokengi kya)
idher in the bathroom….sameer finally caught angad's guess what hair ....angad ki ZULFEIN !!….I think that's enough..uske baalon pe Sameer ne apni puree taakat lagaa di..
An: (loudly)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh…chod saale chod…ukhaaregaa kya… 😡 😆 😆
He wanted to kick Sameer, but Sameer hid…….
An: tujhe kya lagtaa hai main tujhe dhoondh nahi saktaa… 😡
He switched on the lights.ha.ha.ha…then started the big
bad fight inside the bathroom……😆…avi gave a confused
look to his mom..jo use ghoor rahi thi……finally the
door…..bathroom waalaa……..thrashed……….crashed….finally
broke down………..aur prakat hue………..do daanav….jo ab
adhmare haalat me the………veena came to them……..badi
mushkil se both stood up & then…..
An& s: humne to bilkul nahi pee hai……..!!!!!!! 😆 😆
Aur dono behosh ho gaye………auntie quietly went inside the bathroom…….ye bhi bataanaa hogaa kyun!!!
ha ha ha ha ha……….. 😆
AN: abe ye car kyun rok di
S: saale!! Ghar aa gayaa………bhoomi aur avi ko drop bhi to karnaa hai……. 😡
Bhomi got out of the car & took out the folded wheelchair frm the dikky.then with the help of sameer & angad she shifted him on the wheelchair………….they were about to go ki tabhi
S: oye bar ka naam to bataati jaa……. 😉
B: yaar nightclubs r better options……..try out INDIANA or T-zers………..they r jus amazing 😃
An: to sameer kahaan chalen…2 options hain 😳
S: toss kar….. 😆
They opted for T-zers…….cool haan…….are yaar toss ka result ye hi aayaa tha…….so they took the address & car zoomed off….
B: avi tumhe mazaa aayaa…….outing ho gayi……… 😳
Avi: kahaan yaar………wo dono sath- sath lage pade the…….(romantically) apni hone waali biwi ke sath to romance hi nahi kar paayaa 😉
B: don't worry honeymoon pe bas hum dono hi honge…..waise if u don't mind I can come to ur place…….tum akele bore ho jaoge…….. 😉
Avi: fine…….(remembers something) oh no………….mamma raat ko aane waali hain………….sorry darling 😆
B: oh no!! ab kya hoga..ye dono to tunn ho ke aayenge……….are ruk main unhe abhi call karti hun waapis aa jaayen nahi to unke saath tu bhi maregaa…..oh auntie kya sochengi……….(she calls) 😭
Voice: the number ur trying to reach is currently switched off…please try on later
Ya right………they were in non-disturbance mode….he he he…
Bechaari bhoomi……..marti kya na karti…… 😆 😆
Lets see ye dono kya kar rahe hain………..aur kaun our
very own Sameer & Angad…..they reached T- zers…….got
inside…..ab baahar guarding to nahi karenge naa!! 😆
Sameer was busy enjoying drinks…& Angad………like
always…....where the gals were dancing…………..then
suddenly came the sexiest of all the gals out there on
the dance floor(the gal in SUN RE SAJANIA—ali zafar)
…….Angad to soch sakte ho per Sameer…..why is he coming
on the dance floor………..if u think he is there to rock
the DANCE floor………U r absolutely……………WRONG… 😆 …he was
there to woo that gal…. 😆 . kahin ANGAD ne pataa
lia to…..ye janaab uska patta cut karne ke saath saath
apnaa pair banaane gaye….ufffff ye ladke…😡..they both
started dancing with that gal…..pehle to she was
enjoying….but fir use lagaa ki ye zyadaa hi chipak rahe
hain…..I mean to say they weren't touching her………….but
jahaan jahaan ladki wahaan wahaan ye dono……… 😆
In the meantime D.J. started rocking numbers
like……..aari aari……….khalaasi beats……..aajaa kudiye ni
tenu pyaar karaan….etc……who'll wanna leave the dance
floor……….main to bilkul bhi nahi…… 😆
Per as it happens in many bollywood flicks….& some
Hollywood flicks………USKA BOYFRIEND THA….he too came on
the dance floor…..started touching her & dancing with
her………LADKI KE SAATH BATTAMEEZI……😆……..sameer & angad use
chhod denge……….& upar se wo ladki jispe wo khud line
maar rahe the……….😆.INSTANT REACTION KISKA …….ANGAD
Ka…….pitegaa kaun……..ladki ka boyfriend….😆.Angad was
drunk & started beating him…….& sameer…….yaar he was
like yes angad aur maar saale ko…😆….good going…….hauslaa
badhaa rahaa tha………gal started crying……..
G: chhod do use…….. 😭
An: nahi…isne aapke saath battameezi ki hai… 😡
But finally Angad left him……..& bravely went to the gal…..kya milegaa…..PARAM VEER CHAKRA…..ye lagaaa sixer………Angad shaheed ho gayaa……. 😆 😆 😆
G: he is my boyfriend(crying)....mere ROCKY 😭
After sometimes we see Sameer & Angad coming out of the
night club …..both putting hands on each others
shoulder ………angad's one hand was on his cheek…
& both were singing loudly 😆
HUM BEWAFAA HARGIZ NAA THE 😆 😆
PER HUM WAFAA KAR NAA SAKE 😆 😆
HUMKO MILI USKI SAZAA(angad ne apne gaal sehlaaye) 😆 😆
HUM JO KHATAAA KAR NAA SAKE……. 😆 😆
Then both started laughing & clapping like crazy…kitne besharam hain…….they were completely tunn…. 😆
An: yaar meri baat maan to us ladki ke paas kaam mat kar…….dekhaa nahi kitne dusman hain uske… 😭
S: dushman uske hain….mujhe kya 😳
An: nahi yaar usko bachaane ke chakkar mein kahin tu shahid ho gayaa to… 😭
S: achha hi to hai……tere & gals ke beech me interfere koi nahi karegaa…….tu kitnaa khush rahegaa…. 😛
An: oye ladkiyaan gai bhaand me……..tu to mera dost hai…..mere pichhle janam ki biwi(affectionately kept his hand on Sameer's head)………..jis se main is janam me bhi bohot pyaar kartaa hun……… 😃
S: yaar……..ab to mujhe tujhpe seriously shak ho rahaa hai…. 😆
Saying this he ran away……….
An: saale…..kameene……..teri toh…. 😆 😆
He too ran after Sameer……..& began the tom & jerry race…😆……..after sometimes they were laughing & breathing heavily…..
An: (still panting) oye ruk jaa….nahi maarungaa………chal 11 baj rahe hain…….
Both sat in the car………..& left for home…..on the road checking ho rahi thi………2 policemen were there…….they came to the car…….looked inside…….sameer ne car ka window kholaa……..
Insp: pee rakhi hai kya……. 😡
An: (with a puppy face)…..kasam se yaar….kasam se…….AAJ to jamke pee hai……
😆
Sameer & angad burst into laughter…..Inspecter was still at the window….
😛
An: yaar sameer dekh to tere paas kuch hai…….mere to saare paise khatam ho gaye…. 😕
Sameer checked………..pehle shirt ka pocket……..nothing….pant ke aage ka ….still nothing
….pant ke piche ka……..his face lightened……….kuchh to milaa….he gave something to the inspector & the car zoomed off…….
An: kitne die?????????????? 😛
S: toss kis se ki thi… 😆
An: atthanni se………. 😆
S: saale wahi thi……. 😆
They started laughing again….finally they reached home……….abhi Avi ki mom nahi aayi thi…..
Avi: mere liye kya laye ho… 😭
An: (in full drunk tone) fruity….peeyegaa……. 😆
Both started laughing……. 😆 😆
Avi: yaar ek baat kahun…….. 😳
S: nahin. 😆 😆
Both started laughing again
Avi: yaar bohot badi tension hai…….mom aa rahi hain
Both together: kab………..
Avi: kabhi bhi…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆
Both : what??????????? 😡
S: saale hume pehle kyun nahi bataayaa……..ab kya hoga…..sab teri wajah se….. 😡
Avi: (with puppyface) mujhe kya pataa thaa tumlog pee ke aane waale ho……. 😆 😆
An: nahi nahi nightclub se toh hum to nimbu paani pee ke aate…SAALAA 😆
Avi: oh ab bekaar ki baton mein time waste kyun kar rahe ho…ye socho ab kya karna hai 😕
Both together: sabse pehle to saale tera murder karenge…….. 😆
Both started coming closer to him…U cud hav seen avi's
face…he cudnt even run for his rescue……BECHAARAA 😆
TING TONG……….he he he the bell rang…ofcourse not the
phone waalaa…😆..DOOR bell……….both ran to get a place
where they cud hide safely………but found none…finally ran into the BATHROOM……. 😆
Avi: kameenon…..door kaun kholegaa……. 😆 😆
Angad & sameer came out ……kept avi on wheelchair & took him to the door…..opened the door's lock……..
Angad & sameer: jabtak hum chhup na jaayen darwaajaa mat kholiyo……. 😆
Both ran inside the bathroom…
Avi: light on mat kariyo……….mom ko shak ho jaayegaa…. 😳
Both: okay……..
Finally they hid inside the bathroom……..avi opened the door…Meet Mrs. Bharti Sharma….(played by veena of kth)….a lecturer by profession .she is a very sweet lady…she left her hubby due to a reason that u guys will come across in the upcoming parts…..so lets see aage kya hota hai….. 😳
V: oh beta…..kaisa hai tu….main to darr hi gayi thi…..
Avi: kuchh nahi mamma….thik ho jaungaa…. 😊
V: baaki ………..sameer kaisaa hai.tu ne bataayaa tha wo bhi kal raat hospitalize tha…..
Avi: wo mar gayaa…. 🤢
V: kya..
Avi: oh mera matlab……..mom…tum ander to aao naa..sameer ko kaam se baahar jaanaa padaa..kal aayegaa…. 😆
Idher………aur kahaan bathroom mein…. 😆 😆
S: (whispered) sab teri wajah se khud to peeya hi…..mujhe bhi pila diyaa….(oh ho!!.very smart) 😆
An: haan!! Haan!! Tujhe to peene ka man hi nahi tha maine to tere muh mein udelaa tha…😡..oh (makes a face)..ur bathroom stinks..yuck!! 😆 😆
S: huh!! Bathroom se to perfume ki khushboo aayegi…waise bhi mere to bathroom se badbu aati hai..tere to CHARACTER se badbu aati hai.. 😆 😆
(yes ab aayaa mazaa) 😆 😆
An: tu ne mere character ke bare mein bola.. 😡
S: haan bola!! Kya kar legaa…… 😡
An: bataaun abhi…. 😡
Angad jumped towards Sameer…..use god mein utthaayaa…..& then….SPLASH!!!!…..ha!! ha!! ha!! he threw him in the bath tub……..all the water came out & sameer was all wet & furious….. 😆 😆 😆
S: kutte!! Kameene!!….ruk tujhe bataataa hun….. 😡
But lights were off………so sameer angad ko khojne ki puree koshish kar rahaa tha..but he didn't find him..meanwhile…
V: beta!! Ye shor kahaan se aa rahaa hai……..ek minute main bathroom se aati hun… 😆
Avi: nahi MAMMA!!…bathroom mat jao.
V: per betaa!! 😕
Avi: per ver kuchh nahi…mujhe darr lag rahaa hai…
😆
(besharam auntie apna toilet rokengi kya)
idher in the bathroom….sameer finally caught angad's guess what hair ....angad ki ZULFEIN !!….I think that's enough..uske baalon pe Sameer ne apni puree taakat lagaa di..
An: (loudly)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh…chod saale chod…ukhaaregaa kya… 😡 😆 😆
He wanted to kick Sameer, but Sameer hid…….
An: tujhe kya lagtaa hai main tujhe dhoondh nahi saktaa… 😡
He switched on the lights.ha.ha.ha…then started the big
bad fight inside the bathroom……😆…avi gave a confused
look to his mom..jo use ghoor rahi thi……finally the
door…..bathroom waalaa……..thrashed……….crashed….finally
broke down………..aur prakat hue………..do daanav….jo ab
adhmare haalat me the………veena came to them……..badi
mushkil se both stood up & then…..
An& s: humne to bilkul nahi pee hai……..!!!!!!! 😆 😆
Aur dono behosh ho gaye………auntie quietly went inside the bathroom…….ye bhi bataanaa hogaa kyun!!!
ha ha ha ha ha……….. 😆
