arsh ff:golmal part 8 update - Page 3

Geet:ek min. Yeah kya kon sa ladka, tum ek ladke pr gir gayi, durga ko ladke me bachaya... Yeh kon se ladke aa gye hamare ghar...

Geet: kahi chor toh nahi...

Durga & shivanya: chor...

Durga kuch nehi kehti bas gusse se uske taraf dekhte hain...

Idhar pallavi: geet..geet...geet...kaha hain tu..niche aa...abhi ke abhi...warna.

Geet apni maa ki bat sunke niche ki karekarm samajh jaati hain...aur bolti hain...mamma apko bhi kairi khana hain??..kahiye kounsa khana hain apko???..wo wali leke niche ati hoon...

Pallavi: mujhe koyi kairi nehi chahiye..tu chahiye...tera hiii aachaar banayungiii...tu niche aati hain ki nehi??

Geet: nehi...

Pallavi: kya!!!

Geet: haan..main nehi aa rahi hoo niche...agar apko upar aana hain toh app aa sakte hain...

Dadu: kiya huya aaja na niche...mera baccha...acha baccha...

Pallavi: dekha baba apne..kitni batmeez ho gayi hain eyeh ladki!!!..

Dadu: geet niche aa jao baccha...main yaha hoo.. mamma jiyada nehi dantengiii...

Shi-dur: haan geet niche aa jaa...

Dayal: mere pyarii beti niche aa ja..mamma kuch nehi kahegiii

Pallavi: Kisne kaha main usko nehi daantungi??main toh aaj usko ghar main hii ghusne nehi dungiii...

Dayal: main jaanta hoo na..main toh baas use niche bula raha tha..beta niche aa ja...teri mamma tujhe bohot dantenge...

Geet[haste huye]: papa main niche aaa sakti hoo..paar meri ek shart hain...

Dadu: shart hain??kaisa shart...

Geet: pehli shart ...mujhey koyii nehi dantega...

Durga to shivanya: dekha shivi maine kaha tha na ki eye geey hain...

Shivanya durga ki taraf dekhte hain aur eek cute si smile deti hain...

Durga:aur bhi shart hain...

Feet: haan hain naa..pehle yeh wali maan le..pher dusra bataoungiii...

Pallavi: mujhey koyi shart manjoor nehi...

Geet: thik hain phir main yehi rahungii..niche nehi ayungii...

Sachin: maan lo na bhabhi wo niche nehi ayegi warna...

Pallavi kuch soochke: thik hain...abb dudsra bol...

Geet: thik hain toh dusra shart aur saabse jaruri shart eye ki mujhey shivi,durga,anu aur Shona ko apko 5ch din denae parhege,woh 5ch din hum hamare marjii ke mutabek kuchbhi kar sakte hain...

Radhika-pallavi-pari: kiya!! Eye shart hum kabhi nehi mannege...kabhi nehi...

Geet: mamma ,badi maa, choti maa apne ser ki kasam hum koyi ulta sidha kaam nehi karenge..baas apse 5ch din mang rahi hoon..aur wo 5ch din appsaabko wohi karna padega job hum chahte hain...baas simple...

Radhika: yeh nehi ho sakta..

Parineeta:haan... Tum log sab ka jeena haram kr doogi,,, en 5ch dino mein...

Geet: thik hain..phir main nehi ati...

Rad-pal-paei phirse kuch soch ke...thik hain..maan liya...

Geet: abb ek kasam khayiiye ki app ne joo do promise mujhse ki ap wo do promise rakhengi..khayiye god promise...

Pallavi: humne maan to liya...abb promise ki kiya jarurat...

Geet: jarurat hain..warna app kabhi bhi palat jayenge..him apko bohot ache jante hain...warna main nehi ati niche...

Anjalu: geey aa jana niche maan to liya hain maa ne...

Shivanya:Bhabi app meri teeno maa aur aapki saas ko nehi jante..wo bohot khatarnak hain... Humari maa hain na..

Eye sunke anjali chup ho jaate hain...

Dhariya: niche aa jaao geet..aab bohot huya...

Geet: nehi bhai..bilkul nehi...main niche nehi aa rahi jaabtak mamma kasam na khale...

Pallavi: hum nehi khayungii kasam..

Geet: thik hain pher main nehi ati niche...app chaho to upar aa jao...

Pallavi..assa dekh tu main kiya karti hoo..aashish upar jaa aur use niche leeke aa..

Geet: main janti thi naa app aisa khi kuch karenge paar kasam nehi khayenge...toh pher main boldeti hoo...agar koyi mujhey utarke le jane ke liye upar ata hain toh main jaha hoo vaha se niche kudh jaungii..ab aap samajh hii sakte hain ki agar main eha se kudi toh mere Do do pair main se ek pair toh jarur tutega...aur shayed kabhi thik bhi na hoo...puri zindagi apki beti koo wheel chair pe baith na padega..you know double trouble for you...

Pallavi: koyii double trouble nehi hain kood niche tu..tu lagrii hii thik hain...

Pallavi: main janti thi app aisa hii kahengii mamma..paar iska bhi ek upai hain..agar main lagri hoo gayii na mamma toh aap teeno k sapno pe paani pher jayengii..

Parineeta: kounsa sapna!!!

Geet: apki betiyoon ki shadi!!!...Apki lagri, wheel chair ke saath chalne wali beti se koun shadi karega???

Pallavi: haan!!

Geet: haan mamma..aur pher meri shadi nehi hogi toh aap baki sab ki shadi kaise karwenge...waise main mana nehi karungii baki sab ko shadi karnese..paar woo mujhse pyar bohot karti hain na...mujhey chorke woo shadi nehi karegii...aur shivi ki abhi tak shaadi huyii nehi...Aur agar shivi ko ek baar eye samajh aa jaye ki hum charo ki shadi nehi hogi toh phir wo bhi kabhi shadi nehi karegii...I am quit sure about this mamma... isiliye kehrahii ho khalo na kasam..bachalo apni betiyoo ki shadi..waise mujhey shadi ka shouk nehii..aur main jantii hoo Baki kissi ko bhi shadi nehi karni..paar apki choti beti meri chutki durga,,, usko Shadi ka bohot shounk hain..app uska dil maat toriye naa...

Durga:hawww!!!!!

Es se phele woh kuch kahe shivanya usko rokh deti hain...

Geet: Dekha maa Shadi nehi kar payegi eye soch ke hii bechari ghabra gayiii...

Pallavi: tu abhi niche aa...

Geet: haan main toh niche aana hii chahti hoo..paar app hi toh kasam nehi kharahi...upar se bhai ko upar bhej rahe hoo..toh main kood ke aa jao??

Parineeta: nehi...tu kudegi nehi..bilkul nehi..koi nehi aa raha upar..jaa khaliya humne kasam...

Geet: meri achi choti mamma..aise nehi apne durga maa ki kasam khao...

Eha sanju to naintara and arohi: kiya khatarnak ladki hain

Naintara: danth toh dur ki baad usne toh baaji hii palat dii..

Arohi: sanju tujhey pata hain eye ladki hamare Maan ke liye bilkul perfect hain...wo kiya hain na maan kisike baat nehi manta ek baar iske palle pad jaye to usko sidha karke choregiii..

Naintara: sahi kaha apne bhabi..Waise Samrat bhaiya ki Jodi daar bhi bohot achi hain...abb pehle eye rishta paakka ho jaye baad main maan ka dekhenge...

Naina: sahi kaha tune naintara...

Arohi: Aunty App chupke hamare baate sunrahii thii

Ananya: jaise loud speaker pe bolrahe the shukar karoo Samrat Ya Maan main se kisine nehi suni..warna ho jata sare plans ka satyanash...

Piches Maan: kiss plan ka satyanash ho jata aunty???

To Be Continued...

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Naina: sahi kaha tune naintara...

Arohi: Aunty App chupke hamare baate sunrahii thii

Ananya: jaise loud speaker pe bolrahe the shukar karoo Samrat Ya unme mein se kisine nehi suni..warna ho jata sare plans ka satyanash...

Pichese maan unko puchta hain kiss plan ka satyanash ho jata aunty???

Ananya [choukte huye]:pa...pa... plan...plan ka..!!!kounsa plan??? nehi main toh perh pe chari ladki ke bare main bol rahi thi...

Maan: perh pe chari ladki!!!

Naina: woh baat yeh hain ki ..woh bhabi bohot gusse mein hain na..

Ananya: Par ladki kitni natkhat hain..hain na..??khud ko bacha liya...bhabi ji ka plan ka satyanash kar diya...

Arohi: haa ma ek dam satyanash kar diya..kiya ladki hain...mujhey toh bohot achi lagi iski natkhat ada...

Maan: mamma yeh natkhat hain yeh khatarnak hain... kiya keh rahi hain..aur aur tumhe kiya huya??isski harkat dekhi apne??...naam ke hii itna bada bada karnama hain...shukaar hain iska chehra nehi dekha aabtak..warna pata nehi kiya hoo jata...aur aap eha ladki ki ada dekhne ayii ya vacation maanane???

Sanju: offcorse Vacation pe ayii hoo...paar vcation pe ake ladki dekhna mana hain???

Maan: Ladki dekhna mana nehi hain..paar aisii khatarnak ladki se dur hi rehna thik hain..

Jaya: waise maan aisa kiya kiya isne..perh pe hii toh chari hain..waise gao main ladkiya per pe charti hii hain...ismain konsi bari baad hain...!!!

Prithvi: Maa appko in logo ki tariff karneki koyi jarurat nehi..aapne us per wali ki behen ko dekha lagta hain sidha Asylum se aayii hain...koyii aese chillaata hain kiya...aur agar itna hii dar lagta hain girne se toh per pe charne kisne kaha tha...offf just out of my mind yrr...pata nehi yaha pr vacation ka kiya hoga..zinda bhi jaa payunga ya nehi...Agar aise hi do din chillaya toh mujhey kuch hoo na hoo heart attack toh jarur aaa jayega...

Jaya thora gamvir hoke: Prithvi...aise nehi bolte beta...waise en behno main bohot pyar hain...

Samrat: shayed sirf behno main hii pyar hain...baaki kisike liye nehi...baaki saabke liye toh pagalpan ka doz...

Pichese naintara: Waise prithvi Tujhey pyar ki jarurat hii kiya??Ya pher koyii aur baat hain???

Naintara ki baat sunn prithvi shocked hoke naintara ko baas gussese dekhte rehte hain aur bolta hain mamma a ap logose baat karna hii bekar hain...

Sanju: toh hamare saath baat karne tumhe bulaya koun???

Prithvi yeh sunke Maan ko leke vaha se dusre taraf chale jate hain...

Ananya: Abhi toh gaye the...

Jaya: ha abhi toh sara ka sara hamara khawab ka aise ki taise ho jate...

Sanju: aunty agar apko apne bte ke liye bahu chahiye toh apko jiyada savdhani barakhni padegii..

Aroho: haa choti ma sanju ne sahi kaha...

Aur eha bebaas radhika-parineeta-pallavi Geet se: chal le liya maine durga maa ki kasam tujhey aur teri behneo ko 5ch din de dengii...

Geet with a puppy voice: aur dantoge toh nehi na!!

Radhika: pehle niche aao tum...aur dhere..

Geet: ok...aa rahi hoon...

Shivanya: dhere dhere utarna..Shona ko chot ayii hain..abb tujhey nehi ani chahiye...

Geey: shivi main Sona nehi hoon...

Durga: ye bilkul thik nehi hain ..jaab dekho aap dono usko tang krte rehte hoo...

Aise main niche ki taraf ate huye geet upar se jump karti hain..aur niche jamin pe aa jaati hain..aur jamin pe aake hii chilla uth ti hain..ahhh...

Saab log geet ki taraf bhaag te hain...

Dadu: kiya huya beta??

Pallavi: meri bacchi ..isiliye per pe charne ko mana karti hoo..aab lag gyii na chot...maine toh kaha tha ki nehi datungi toh phir tumne jump kyun kiya??hay durga maa iss ladki ka eye kiya karu main???

Shivanya chillake: tu Shona nehi hain na?? abb lagi na chot!!main bol rahi thi dhere dheere..nehi koyii baat nehi sunti hain tu...

Durga dourke geet k paas baith jati hain aur bolti hain: kaha lagi hain...pair main??dhyan se nehi kar sakti the tum...Chandni chandni...

Durga: use kyun bula rahi hain??

Chandni: jii didi..

Durga: andar jake baraf leke aaa

Shivanya: jaldi ana...

Geet: Mamma aap aise mujhey nehi dant sakte..apne kasam jo khayii hain...

pallavi: Dant nehi sakti na???

Geet: haan...

Pallavi: toh fir thik hain...tum 5cho ko aaj khana nehi milega...aaj ka khana band...

Shivanya: kiya???Paar mamma mujhey toh abhise bhuk lagrahi hain..main bhukhi nehi rehsakti...

Geet: Khana nehi milsakte...paar kairii toh milegi nah!!!

Parineeta: kuch nehi milegei...

Durga: Paar mamma aap aisa nehi karsakte???

Radhika: kaar sakte hainn..humari hii betii ho na??

Geey: haan..

Radhika: Toh pher main aisa kar sakti hoon...

Shivanya:uski maa ki taraf se nirash hoke: toh eye natak tha geey??

Geet: Aur nehi toh kiya..pr ek min. Aapne 5cho ka khaana band kyu kiya???...

Ab Sab perh ki or dekhte hain. . pr vaha koi nahi hota or fer teeno ki or...

Pr teeno bahno ko kuch samaj nahi aata...

Durga:aap perh pr kisko dhund rahe ho...

Shivanya:haan!!!

Radhika:or kisko,,, Shilpa aur Anu ko...

Du-shi-geet:kya???? Pr voh toh room mein hain humare saath nahi...

An Sab chilate hain:KYA????

Abb shivanya geet ki Baato ki bich bol parthi. hain...geet chup ho jaa..Par yaha maan bol partha hain..

Maan: toh nehi mara..mere mu pe laga tha kairi...

Geet: Assa kiya mara... paar tum Aise hii hoo..hawa se gir jate ho??...ek kairi kiya laga muh pai mujhey lekar gir gaye...

Arjun: main hawase nehii gira tha kairi mere mu pe laga tha jisse main dis balanced hoo gaya tha...Waise tumeh lekar girne ka mujhey koi shok nehi tha..paar assa huya ki main tumeh lekar gira...tumnehii mara tha naa kairii mujhey...

Geet: tuum...

Maan:kiya???

Abb geet ki papa un dono ki bich ake geet se bolte hain beta kiya hoo raha hain..aise ajnabiyo se jhagra nehi karte...aur taabhi geet Ko achanak se yaad aata hain ki iss ladke ko wo nehi jante toh eye ladka eha kiya kar raha hain...aur wo bolti hain...

Geet: Koun hoo tum???

Maan:maan...

Geet: maan?? Koun maan?? hum kisi maan ko nehi jaante.. chori karne aye hoo??Ajkal chor daku ke naam bhi maan hote hain..Strange!!!!!

Maan: Kiya kaha main chor??tum...

Feet: Maine pucha hamare ghar main kiya kar rahe hoo!!!!!!

Maan: Waise tumse itne Intelligence ki umeed nehi thi mujhey...shukar hain kuch toh jaanti hoo...

Geet: tumneh mere Intelligence dekha hii kaha..jaab police bulayungii nah tab samjh ayega tumeh...

Abb maan ki baato k bich maan ki maa Aur jaya aa jaate hain aur maan ko Rokte gain...

Naina: baas maan...aab bohot hoa...

Maan: Maa eye ladki pagal hain...kiya samjhti hain aapne apko..

Jaya: wo bacchi hain...

Maan: bacchi hain..kahase bacchi dikhti hain aapko...

Abb geet Bas Shocked hoke unn logoko dekhte rehte hain..usse kuch samajh nehi aata ki kiya ho raha hain..eye log koun hain kahase aaye hain..aur eha kiya kaar rahe hain..Aur taabhi shivanya aur durga Uske paas jake khari hote hain aur nichi awaz main usse bolte hain eye shayad hamare ghar main mehmaan hain...

Geet: kiya mehman...kaab aye...

Durga: paata nehi...

Geet: mehman hain..abb toh main gayii..mamma toh mujhey kaaccha chaba jayenge...

Durga pichese aake: Kaccha nehi chabayenge..ppehle tumpe chilenge.Baad main namak lagayenge..pher boil karenge pher khayenge...

Durga: Tuu Mujhey aur maaat dara...

Abb Samne se pallavi chillake Bolparthi hain wo tujhey dara nehi rahii hain..hakikat se samna kara rahi hain..aab tera wo hi haal hone wala hain...

Geet: Mamma maine kiya jaan bujhke kiya..mujhey thori pata tha ki eye hamare ghaar ki mehman hain...[maan ki taraf gussese paar mu pe haasi liye dekhke]Agar mujhey pata hota toh main inke saath aise karti kiya..nehi karti...kabhi nehi karti...aur mamma aap mujhey nehi dant sakte meri ekele ki galti thori nah hain..galti inka bhi toh hain...aur aapne durga maa ki kasam khayii hain ki aap mujhey aaj nehi dantoge...

Pallavi: Assa???

Naina pallavi ke bich aa jati hain aur pallavi se bolte hain : Bhabi choriye nah..eye saab toh koyii bhi jaanbujke nehi karega...app choriye eye saab...

Pallavi maan ki taraf jate hain aur maan se kehte hain..Beta I am so sorry..meri jo beti hain eye ekdam.. aab kiya bolu main...I am really sorry...

Maan: Are aunty aap kyun sorry bolrahi hain..it's okey..iss main aapki kiya galti...

Chandi: jii maji...

Jaya bhi maan ki ser ki chot dekh: Kaise laga ser main..kitna khoon nikal raha hain...

Maan geet ki taraf dekhte huye: wo baas jaab gira tha wo perh main jake lag gaya tha ser..jiyada kuch nehi thik hoo jayega..kuch nehi huya...

Aur eha shivanya to geet: Sach main bohot chot aya hain..tu bhi na geet...

Geet: Abb maine kiya kiya...mujhse uska ser thorai takraya tha...perh se takraya tha...

Durga: paar takraya kisliye tere liye na???

Geet: Nehi bilkul nehi..wo beukuf gadha hain isiliye takraya...

Durga:per wo mujhey kisi bhi angle se bevkuf ya gadha nehi lagraha hain..mujhey bhi bachaya tha usne...

Geet: Assa..toh taab chillayii kyun??

Durga: tab mujhey thori pata tha ki ye hamare ghar main mehman hain..mujhey toh laga tha ki eye jahannam ki koyii...

Geet: Tu aur tera eye imagination..main faas gayii bich main...

Durga: Ismain meri koyii galti nehi...

Shivanya: haan ismain uski koyii galti nehi...

Geet: thik hain meri galti hain na..meri hii galti hain..kush hain aaplog...

Par geet Last line gusse main thori jiyada jorse bolparthi hain...jisee sablog uski taraf dekhte hain...aur wo embarrass hoo jati hain...Aur wo batate hain ki..wo main..main...paar kuch bata nehi pate thik se..

Aise main pallavi uski taraf jate hain aur bolti hain abb khush hain tu..ehi baaki tha ghar ki mehmano ke saath..

Geet: Mamma maine kiya...

palkavi use bich main rokh..baas chup...jo huya tumhare waha se hii huya..tumne kiya hoo ya nehi...har chij ki ek haad hoti hain...kitna khoon nikal raha hain...aur eye kehke wo Chandni se first aid box leke maan ki taraf jate hain...

Paar maan kehte hain ki eye thik hoo jayega..iski koyii jarurat nehi...

Ab maan ki eye baat se geet ko aur gusssa aata hain aur wo gussa main phirse maan pe chilla uthti hain...kyun nehi lagana dawa..aise kaise thik hoo jayenge...maha purush ho ya sannasi jise khana pina dawa kisike jarurat nehi hote...

Maan geet ko kuch kehne lagte hain paar geet use kehne ka mouka nehi deta aur khood bolta jata hain ya pher khood ko mahan sabeet karna chahte ho..

Maan: Mahan!!!!

Geet: haa mahan!!! Yeah keh kr geet maan ko ek bench PR bitheti hain or uske wound ko clean kr uspe bandage krti hain or apni behno k pass jaati gain or phir naina ko dekhti hain or assume krti hain ki voh maan ki related gain es liye teeno behne unke pass jaati hain or Sab se millti hai or maafi maagti hai...

Naina: Kiya bhabi kitni baar sorry bolengii aap..waise bhi kyun sorry bol rahi hain'apko pata hain mera maan kisiki koyii baat nehi sunta'Use kuchh sunane ke liye mujhey koyii chahiye'..aaj usne pehli baar kisiki suni..aur jab geet ne usse dhamkaya tab toh ekdaam chup hii hogayaa'waise bhabi appki betiyoo main toh bohot dam hain'.

Ananya: haan yeh apne bilkul thik kaha ladkiyon main to daam hain'

Ananya: To abb humain kitni bhabhi milne walii hain??

Naintara: Bhabi eye koyii puchne walii baat huyii'mujhey toh ek mil hii jayengii'...

Abb ananya: Jitni bhi mile wo mil gaye yeh soch ke baith jayoge toh kuch nehi hoga'hamin apne kaam asse se karna padega..tabhi baat banegi'.Abb hamara asli mission shuru hota hain'You all are ready na!!!

Saab ek saath we all are ready'.

Radhika: mujhey kuch samajh nehi aa rahi'

Mr Rathore: apko chinta karne jaisa kuch bhi nehi hain bhabi...

Raghuvander: paar eye saab kiya hain..main bhi'

Ram: saabkuch samajhne ki kiya jarurat'

Dayal: jarurat nehi!!..humein batao kiya ho raha hain'.

Jaya: vai sahab yaha hum aapki ek beti ki haat mangne aye the'paar aab hum ek ki jagah teeen ka haat mangna chahte hain'

Aur jata se eye sun pallavi-parineeta chillake: kiya?!!!

Saab unhe chillate huye dekh unki taraf dekhte hain'

Naina: Kyun apko koyii prolem hain..agar hain toh app bol sakte hain'

Kumkum: paar wo kaise'

Ananya: hamare paas kuch plans hain aur kuch karna padega'pehle app hamin innteeno ke bare main details main bataiye..inke sawvaab..ineh kiya pasand..kiya nehi'aur ham aplogoko inn teeno ke bare main bolte hain..pher plans fixed karte hain'

Anjali: haan!!

Naintara: haa..

Ananya: eye thik hain..pehle thikse plan karte hain'paar ek baat plans karne ke baat eye plan hum saabko milke kameyaab karna padega'

Kumkum: saab saath denge..