Part 124B
Arnav read the metallic board hung just outside the door.
It read: Mirchandaani Niwaas
"Aa ja beta, aa ja!"
Arnav saw an old lady approaching Khushi with open arms.
Khushi hugged her before touching her feet.
The old lady kissed her forehead and hugged her yet again.
Arnav(thinks): Looks like she's really fond of Khushi.
Suddenly her gaze fell on Arnav who was standing outside the door.
Old lady: Areh beta, aap wahaan kyun khade ho? Andar aa jao..
She turned around and yelled: Areh Shirisha..! Halle..! (come)
Khushi: Arnavji, yeh Asha tayiji hain.. Aur tayiji yeh..
Tayiji: Areh, mujhe pataa hai ki yeh jamaaiji hai! Itni bhi boodhi nahi hui hai teri tayiji!
Khushi(teases): Achchha?
Tayiji: Aur kya?! (cups her cheek) Tere chehre ki rangat dekhkar hi samajh gayi thi main ki yeh tere pati hain! Aur main yeh bhi bataa sakti hoon ki jamaaiji tujhe bahut khush rakhte hain, hai na?
Khushi nods shyly.
Tayiji(places her hand on Arnav's arm): Aao beta. Bhali karay aaya! (welcome)
She blessed him profusely before introducing him to other members of her family.
Tayiji: Yeh Shirish hai, mera beta.
Arnav was about to extend his hand when Shirish came forward and hugged Arnav.
Tayiji: Aur yeh Sapnaa hai, meri bahu.
The lady greeted him with folded hands before hugging Khushi.
Tayiji pinched the cheeks of a rather mortified teenager.
Tayiji: Aur yeh mera kiko(bachchha) hai kiko!
Teenager(shrugs off her hands): Dadi!
Khushi: Kitna lambaa ho gaya hai, Raj!
Sapnaa: Mere se bhi jyaada lambaa ho gaya hai. Thode dinon baad apne papa ko bhi pichhe chhod dega!
Khushi: Sach me!
Raj was about to go inside when his grandmother pulled him.
Tayiji: Areh kahaan ja raha hai? (points to ArShi)Fui, fuffad aaye hain. Puchha, keda haal aayo? (ask them,how are you?)
Raj: Aap kaisi ho,fui?
Khushi: Hum toh theek hain. Tum kaise ho? Padhaai kaisi chal rahi hai?
Raj: Theek chal rahi hai. Aap.. kaise ho, fuffadji?
Khushi knudged him when he didnt respond.
Arnav: I'm fine.
Raj: Main abhi aaya..
Tayiji: Areh kiko..! Sun toh..!
Khushi: Rehne dijiye na,tayiji. Iss umar k bachchhe sharmeele hi hote hain!
Tayiji: Khair, tu bataa beta, tera kya haal hai?
Khushi: Aap dekh hi rahi hain, bilkul badhiya hai! Aap sab kaise hain?
Tayiji: Tu bhi dekh hi rahi hai, hum sab bhi badhiya hai!
Khushi(shakes her head): Aap bhi na tayiji!
Tayiji: Areh beta, aap itne chup-chaap kyun baithe ho?
Arnav: Ji?
Tayiji: Kuch bolo na..
Arnav(turns to Khushi): Kya.. bolun main?
Khushi slightly shakes her head before turning to tayiji.
Khushi: Yeh bhi thode se.. sharmeele hain!
Tayiji: Sharmaane wali koi baat nahi hai, beta! Isse apnaa hi ghar samjho! Hum toh Khushi ko apni beti hi maante hain! Yeh itni si thi jabse iss ghar me uss ka aana, jaana laga hi raha hai. Jab tak Khushi yahaan thi, tab tak poora mohalla chehekta rehta tha! Ab aapka ghar aur mohalla chehekta hoga..
Arnav: Ya, of course! Khushi jahaan bhi jaati hai woh jagah lively ho jaati hai! Her vivacity is so infectious!
Khushi knudged him slightly to remind him that he had to speak in Hindi.
Arnav: Ki.. sablog uss k fans ho jaate hain!
Tayiji(pinching her chin): Humari bachchhi toh hai hi aisi!
Sapnaa entered with a tray laden with snacks.
Khushi(gets up to help her): Areh bhabhi, itna sab kuch laane ki kya zaroorat thi?
Sapnaa: Chup kar k baith ja! (serving it) Iss me kya hai? Itna sa hi toh naashta hai!Aur waise bhi..(smiles) Main kya jaanti nahi hoon ki tujhe mere haath k chhola-chaap kitne pasand hain?
Teri kismat achchhi hai ki maine aaj chhola-chaap banaaya aur tu aaj hi humse milne aa gayi!
Tayiji: Woh hi toh! Le beta, seedhe kadhaai se utaar k laai hai teri bhabhi! Kha le,kha le.
Thande ho gaye toh mazaa nahi aayega!
Khushi: Woh toh hai, tayiji! (stares at the tray) Bhabhi k haath k chaap-chhole pe toh humara dil kitne saalon se atka hai! Inki khushboo se hi humare moonh me paani aa jata hai!
Everyone shares a laugh while Khushi takes a huge bite.
Sapnaa: Kaise bane hain?
Khushi: Hamesha ki tarah- teekhe, chatpate aur bahut swaadisht!
Tayiji caresses her head fondly.
Sapnaa: Areh.. Aap bhi lijiye na..
Arnav: No,thanks! Main.. Khushi ki plate se thoda sa taste kar lunga..
Tayiji: Itna kyun sharmaa rahe ho, beta?
Arnav: Nahi a.. waisi koi baat nahi hai. Bas.. mera pet bharaa hua hai.
Khushi: woh.. inhe sugar ki beemaari hai na toh.. yeh khaane-peene k maamle me zaraa.. parhez karte hain. Apni sehat k maamle me thodi bhi laaparwaahi nahi karte hain!
As she said that, an image of Arnav licking chocolate from her finger emerged in her mind.
Khushi(thinks): Yeh alag baat hai ki.. Jab inhe badmaashi soojhti hai tab inhe kisi cheez ki koi parvaah nahi hoti hai, sugar ki bhi nahi!
Tayiji: Khila na beta..
Khushi: Haan tayiji.
She extends her spoon towards Arnav with a smile.
Khushi: Lijiye..
Arnav returns her smile while eating a spoonful of the snack.
Arnav(clears his throat): Bahut achchha hai!
Sapnaa: Toh aur lijiye naa!
Arnav: Nahi,bas.. thank you!
Tayiji: Najar na lage! (taking her balaaiyyan)Khushi,beta tu aaj itni pyaari lag rahi hai ki kya bataaun! Aur teri saree bhi bahut sundar hai!
Khushi: Toh phir aap kahiye na woh.. suthho, suttho!?
Tayiji(smiles): Daaddo suttho! (its very nice!)
Sapnaa(sitting opposite Khushi): Sajne-savarne ka shauq toh Khushi ko bachpan se hi tha!
Khushi nods while savouring the snacks.
Sapnaa: Jaante hain jamaaiji, jab.. humari nayi-nayi shaadi hui thi tab Khushi aur mohalle ki saari bachhhiyaan roz mujhse milne aati thi!
Khushi: Tab aap mohalle ki nayi bhabhi jo thi!
Sapnaa(nods with a remenescent smile): Aur in sab ko mere shringaar k saamaan se bahut lagaav tha! Koi meri kaanch ki choodiyaan pehenti thi, koi laal bindi lagaata thi.. Tujhe yaad hai, Paayal ko meri hari wali chunni(dupatta) kitni pasand thi?
Khushi(nods): Usme sunhere dhaage se sundar kaarigari jo ki hui thi!
Sapnaa: Isiliye woh use odhkar baith jaati thi! Aur aapko pataa hai, Khushi kya pehenti thi?
Arnav(inquisitive): Kya?
Sapnaa: Baal!
Arnav: Sorry? I mean.. kya?
Khushi laughed as she recalled those incidents from her childhood.
Sapnaa: Shaadi k waqt mere baal zyaada lambe nahi the isiliye maa ne nakli,lambe baalon ki wig banvaayi thi. Khushi ko lambe baalon ka bahut shauq tha! Isiliye har baar woh uss wig ko, jo uss k sir k naap ki bhi nahi thi, ussko pehenkar aayine k saamne matakti rehti thi!
Arnav smiled as he imagined the scene.
Khushi(sighs): Woh din kitne achchhe the na,bhabhi? Ab sochte hain toh aisaa lagtaa hai jaise humara bachpan badi jaldi beet gayaa!
Sapnaa: Sab ko apne bachpan k baare me aise hi lagtaa hai!
Shirish: Mujhe toh Raj k baare me aisaa lagne laga hai ki yeh kuch zyaada hi jaldi badaa ho gayaa!
Khushi: Ab toh Raj ko dekhkar humein bhi aisaa hi lag raha hai! Waise bhaiyya, aapki dukaan kaisi chal rahi hai?
Shirish: Jhulelaal ki kripa se achchhi chal rahi hai!
Arnav: Kis cheez ki dukaan hai aapki?
Shirish: Chhoti si hardware ki dukaan hai,jise main aur mera chachera bhai milkar chalaate hain. Waise,aapka dhandaa(business) kaisa chal raha hai?
Arnav: Bahut achchha chal raha hai!
Khushi: Hum zaraa haath dhokar aate hain..
Arnav nodded as she left.
Shirish: Lucknow kaise aana hua?
Arnav(lies): Meeting thi kal aur.. aaj socha, chhutti hai toh.. aap sab se mil lete hain.
Tayiji: Bahut achchha socha,beta! Aise hi milne aate rehna. Ab meri toh umar ho gayi hai aur ghutnon me bhi jor nahi hai toh.. main toh jyaada baahar aati-jaati nahi hoon. Iss tarah se.. Kabhi koi milne aata hai toh bada achchha lagtaa hai!
Arnav: Ji,main samajhta hoon.
Khushi: Ab humein ijaazat dijiye, tayiji.. Bahut logon se milna baaki hai.
Tayiji: 1 minute beta. (yells) Arih Sapnaa..!
Sapnaa appeared almost immediately with a plastic bag.
Khushi: Yeh kya hai,bhabhi?
Sapnaa: Tale huye paapad aur biscuit hai, safar me kaam aayenge.
Khushi: Hum toh hawaai jahaaz se jaayenge. Safar do ghanton me poora bhi ho jaayega!
Sapnaa: Rakh le na.. Ghar jaa k khana. Iss hi bahaane apni iss bhabhi ko yaad toh karegi!
Khushi: Areh bhabhi, hum toh waise bhi aap sab ko bahut yaad karte hain! Arnavji se poochhiye, woh bataayenge aapko ki humne unhe yahaan k kitne kisse sunaaye hain!
Sapnaa(cups her cheek): Main toh mazaak kar rahi thi! (hugs her) Hum sab bhi tujhe utna hi yaad karte hain!
Khushi's eyes misted as they parted.
Tayiji(smacks her back): Chari(paagal)! Jaate waqt koi rota hai kya? Haste-haste jana chahiye taaki safar aur man,dono achchha rahe!
Khushi(with tears running down her cheeks): Humari bidaayi nahi hui na yahaan se, isiliye iss baar hum toh ro kar hi jaayenge! (hugging tayiji)Jab agli baar aayenge tab haste-haste jaayenge!
Tayiji(pats her back): Achchha,theek hai. Ro le.. aur humein bhi rula de saath me!
Khushi broke the hug to find tears in tayiji's eyes.
Khushi: Tayiji! Aap toh humein aur rulaane par tuli hui hain!
Tayiji(wipes her tears): Na beta, aisi baat nahi hai! Tu khushi,khushi ja aur khush reh, main toh bas itna hi chaahti hoon! Ghar me sabko meri yaad dena.
Khushi nods.
Tayiji: Aa ja, ab main teri najar utaroon. Aa jaao beta aap bhi..
She took a 10 rupee note and rotated it around their heads thrice.
Tayiji(hands the note): Le Shirish, dukaan jaate waqt chaurahe waali bhikaaran ko de dena.
Shirish: Haa.
Tayiji: Chal beta.. Pehle tere tayaji ka ashirwaad le le phir mere pair chhoona.
Arnav(wonders): Tayaji kahaan hain?
Khushi: Aaiyye..
She leads him to a corner of the room where a garlanded photograph of an old man was kept on a wooden table.
Khushi folded her hands and bowed her head so Arnav did the same.
When they touched tayiji's feet,she blessed them with a 50 rupee note each.
Khushi: Tayiji,yeh..
Tayiji(interrupts): Chup kar chari! Misri khaa..
She stuffs some rock candy in Khushi's mouth.
Tayiji: Sugun hai yeh sab.. Aur beta, yeh aapki moonhdikhaai hai! Ab.. aapko sugar hai isiliye aapka moonh toh meetha nahi karva paaye lekin uss k alaava agar humse koi bhool-chook ho gayi ho (folds her hands)toh apnaa samajh kar maaf kar dena!
Arnav: Aap mujhe sharminda kar rahi hain! Aur aapse koi bhool nahi huyi hai so please.. aap aisaa mat sochiye!
Tayiji(pats his head): Khush raho,beta. Aur jab bhi Lucknow aane ka wakhat mile,tab yahaan jaroor aana!
Arnav: Ji,zaroor!
Tayiji(yells): Areh kika..! Fui-fuffad ja rahe hain..!
Raj came out to bid them goodbye.
Raj: Phir aana fui! Bye fuffadji!
Arnav: Bye and.. you can call me uncle!
Raj: Okay.. uncle!
Arnav(extends his hand): All the best for your exams!
Raj(shakes his hand): Thank you!
The family came out of their house to see them off.
Arnav noticed Khushi looking sadly at the house next to Mirchandaani Niwaas.
Arnav: Wahaan bhi jana hai?
Khushi(shakes her head): Wahaan nahi jana hai. Chaliye..
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Before climbing the staircase, Arnav casually glanced upwards.
That is when he saw a woman in her late twenties scowling at them.
She went away as soon as she realized that he had seen her.
Arnav(while climbing): Khushi,yeh kis ka ghar hai?
Khushi: Yeh Dhaniram tauji ka ghar hai. Woh humare babuji k bahut achchhe dost hain.
Arnav: Okay.
*Meanwhile,inside the house*
"Woh dono yaheen aa rahe hain.", announced Kshama as she entered the kitchen.
"Meri balaa se!",replied her mother Manisha while washing the dishes.
Kshama: Aap dekhna kaise itraayegi Khushi. Pehle toh usk pass keval roop tha, ab toh ameer pati aur uski dhan-daulat bhi hai! (sighs)Jab ki mere pass na toh pati hai,na rupiya-paisa aur na hi shaadi ka koi thikaana hai! Aise me mujhe zaleel karne ka ek mauka nahi chhodegi woh!
In the meantime they heard Arshi being welcomed into their house.
Manisha(whispers): Tere papa bhi kam thode hi na hai!? Ab dekhna kitni farmaaishein lekar aa jaayenge. Yeh banaao, woh khilaao! (scowls) Rasoi ka kaam kam tha kya jo ab yeh bin-bulaaye mehman tapak pade!
At that moment they heard Dhaniram calling them outside to meet the guests.
Both of them unwillingly walked outside,fake smiles intact.
Manisha: Areh Khushi beta,tu? Kaisi hai?
Khushi(smiles): Hum theek hai,taiji. Aap kaisi hain?
Manisha: Bas,theek hi hoon. (when she touches her feet)Bas, bas! Jeeti reh.
Khushi: Aur aap kaisi hain,jiji?
Kshama: Main bhi theek hoon.
Arnav finds it odd when she doesnt ask about Khushi's well being.
Khushi(points to Arnav): Yeh humare pati hain..
Kshama nods at him while eyeing his expensive clothes.
Kshama(thinks): Kapde toh dono ne aise pehne hain jaise kisi ki shaadi me aaye ho!
Dhaniram: Ink liye chay-nashta toh lekar aao..
Manisha(fake smile): Kyun nahi? Kya lenge aap,chaay ya thandaa?
Khushi: Kuch nahi tayiji. Hum toh bas aaplogon se milne aaye hain.
Kshama(thinks): Milne aaye hain ya humein jalaane aur zaleel karne aaye hain!?
Manisha: Haan,woh toh main dekh hi rahi hoon! Shaadi k baad toh teri chaal hi palat gayi hai Khushi! Saree, kangan, jhumke.. sab bahut jach rahe hain!
Khushi(smiles): Shukriya!
Manisha: Jamai babu ne dilvaaye honge na?
Khushi: Ji. Kangan humari saasuma k hain. Saree aur gehne inhone dilvaaye.
Manisha(thinks): Zaahir si baat hai, varna shaadi se pehle yeh sab khareedne ki tumhari haisiyat hi kahaan thi! Mehenge kapde aur gehne kya pehen liye, itra toh aise rahi hai jaise kisi rajya ki maharani hi ban gayi ho!
Dhaniram: Areh tum khadi-khadi kya dekh rahi ho? Jamai babu pehli baar aaye hain. Unka moonh meetha karvaao..
Arnav: Nahi,rehne dijiye. Mujhe diabetes hai isiliye meetha nahi kha sakta.
Manisha: Oh ho ho! Itni kam umar me yeh rog kaise lag gaya?!
Arnav: Bachpan se hai..
Manisha: Areh re! Toh.. kya lenge aap?
Arnav: Kuch bhi nahi, thanks!
Dhaniram: Kuch toh lena hi padega. (turns to his wife)Tum aisa karo, mathri le aao! Aur koi namkeen ho toh woh bhi le aana.
Manisha: Abhi laaye.
As soon as they entered the kitchen, Kshama pulled her mother aside.
(A/N: They are whispering throughout the conversation)
Kshama(convinced): Ab toh baat pakki ho gayi ki Khushi ne sirf paison k liye hi shaadi ki hai! Varna usk jitni khoobsurat ladki aise insaan se shaadi kyun karegi jo umarbhar(lifelong) dawaaiyon aur injectionon k sahaare jeeta ho?
Manisha(nods): Aur nahi toh kya!? Pehli badi behen ne ameerzaade ko fasaaya,phir jab chhoti ne
dekha ki uska bhai kanwaara hai toh usne bhi use fasaa liya! Kal toh agar isse kuch ho bhi gaya toh kya? Paisa toh bharpoor chhod kar jaayega apne peechhe, Khushi k liye.
Kshama(makes a face): Toh kya!? Aur yeh ta-umar raani bankar aish karegi!
Manisha(mutters): Gupta parivaar ki toh chaandi ho gayi! Do-do ameer jamaai mil gaye woh bhi ek hi ghar me!
Kshama: Tab hi toh Dilli shift ho gaye woh log! Aur jabse wahaan gaye hain tabse yahaan aane ka naam hi nahi le rahe hain!
Manisha: Wahaan samdhiyon ki khaatirdaari chhodkar yahaan gareebi me rehne koi paagal hi aayega!
Kshama: Sach me! Khushi aur Paayal waise toh bahut seedhi-saadi banti hain par main toh pehle se hi jaanti thi ki dono bahut chaalak hain!
Manisha: Woh toh main bhi ink parivaar ko bahut achchhe se jaanti hoon. Bas agar tere bhole
papa bhi samajhte toh kya baat hoti! Waise toh Sahshi bhaiyya ink bahut qareebi dost hai aise
jataate hain lekin jab ghar aur dukaan bechne ki baat aayi toh kise chuna? Banwaari bhaiyya ko!
Yeh baat kisse chhupi hai ki humari aarthik sthiti theek nahi hai aur tere papa ki dukaan badi
mushqil se chalti hai. Aise me agar humein dusri dukaan mil jaati toh ghar me do paise zyaada
aate, teri shaadi k liye dhang k rishte bhi aa jate aur teri shaadi me hum zaraa haath kholkar kharchaa kar paate. Par nahi! Unhone aisaa hone nahi diya, jab ki woh achchhe se jaante hain ki Banwaari bhaiyya ka beta achchha kamaa leta hai, khud k liye ghar aur dukaan khareedna chahe
toh khareed bhi saktaa hai!
Kshama: Jaan kar anjaan ban rahe hain,aur kya!?
They continued to blame Gupta family while arranging snacks on a tray as though they(Guptas')
were the sole reason behind all their problems.
Manisha: Ja,tu nashta de de jab tak main kuch aisaa dhoondti hoon jo Khushi ko tohfe me diya
jaa sake.
Kshama(enraged): Yahaan woh humein apna pati dikha-dikha k jalaa rahi hai aur aapko use
tohfa dene ki padi hai!
Manisha: Mera bas chale toh main phooti kaudi na doon use! Par tere dhanwaan papa hai na!
Unhe kaun rok saktaa hai? Agar maine kuch nahi diya use toh mujhe dar hai ki woh toh apni puri jeb khaali kar denge in dono par!
Kshama: Theek hai,par kuch aisa dijiyega jo humare kaam ka na ho.
Manisha: ha,ha woh main dekhkar de dungi, tu uski chinta mat kar! Isse pehle ki tere papa ka
bulaava aaye, tu jaldi se nashta paros de.
Kshama: Ji.
She served the snacks and pretended to listen to the conversation taking place between Dhaniram and ArShi, hardly saying anuything to either of them.
Khushi: Ab hum chalein tauji?
Dhaniram: Teri taiji aa jaaye phir chali jana. Aji sunti ho..
Manisha: Aa rahi hoon.. (turns to Khushi)Yeh tera shagun hai Khushi aur yeh aapk liye, jamaai
babu..
She hands a box to Khushi and 21 rupees to Arnav.
Khushi being Khushi is unable to resist the temptation. So she immediately opens the box and is
delighted with the gift.
Khushi(smiles): Kaanch ki choodiyaan!? Humein yeh tohfa bahut pasand aaya taiji, dhanyavaad!
Manisha: Mujhe jaankar achchha lagaa ki tujhe tohfa pasand aaya! Ab.. sone k kangan dene ki
toh aukaat hai na humari, toh jo de sake woh diya.
Dhaniram,who was about to give Khushi some money,felt embarassed and withdrew his hand
from his pocket.
All this did not go unnoticed by Arnav.
Arnav: Man se diya hua sab kuch achchha hi lagtaa hai! Beman se di hui cheez ki koi value nahi
hoti hai, phir chaahe woh kitni bhi mehengi ya sasti kyun na ho!
Kshama(thinks): Akad toh dekho janaab ki! Khushi bhi kuch kam nahi hai! Aise jataa rahi hain jaise abhi apne haathon se sone k kangan utaarkar kaanch ki choodiyaan pehen legi!
Manisha(thinks): Keh toh aise raha hai jaise koi ise beman se tohfe me heere-moti dega toh yeh
thukraa dega!
Arnav: Ab hum chalte hain. Namaste..(turns to Dhaniram)tauji.
Dhaniram(folds his hands): Namaste jamaai babu. Khud bhi khush rahiye aur humari bachchhi ko
bhi khush rakhiye! a.. aaiyye, main aapko baahar tak chhod deta hoon.
Khushi: Areh nahi,nahi tauji. Aap kyun neeche tak utarne ki taqleef lenge? Hum kya jaante nahi
hain ki aapk jodon me dard rehta hai. Aap rehne dijiye. Hum khud chale jaayenge. Namaste taiji!
Manisha(fake smile): Namaste! Amma ko kehna maine yaad kiya. Kabhi fursat mile toh phone
kar liya karein.
Khushi: Zaroor kahenge! Chalte hain jiji.
Kshama nods with a fake smile.
Khushi(turning to Arnav): Chaliye..
She took him to meet other neighbours who greeted them with love, respect and warmth.
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*Later that day,6 pm*
Arnav greets a middle aged couple who smile warmly at him.
Khushi: Inse miliye..
She gives the lady a bear hug.
Khushi: Yeh hain humari pyaari Poonam mausi!
The lady smiles while placing her arms lovingly around Khushi.
Man: Aur hum hain ink pati, yaani ki aapk Maadhav mausaji!
Arnav bends to touch their feet.
Mausi: Sukhi rahiye!
Mausaji: Khoob taraqqi kariye! Waise.. Humse aapki patni ko khaas lagaav nahi hain!
Khushi: Kya mausaji? Mausi,dekhiye toh kaisi baatein kar rahe hain mausaji?
Mausi: Aisi koi baat nahi hai,bitiya! Tumhare mausaji mazaak kar rahe hain. Baithiye na
daamaadji..
Arnav nods and sits beside mausaji,his eyes glued to his wife,who was still hugging mausi.
Mausaji: Bilkul aisa hi hai! Aur aisa kyun hai woh bhi hum bataate hain aapko! Kya hai na,
bachpan se hi Khusi bitiya aur aapki mausi ki jugalbandi badi achchhi hai! Dono ko khana
banaane ka shaukh, mithaiyaan khaane ka shaukh aur gungunaane ka shaukh hai! Humare pass
inme se koi gun toh hai nahi,toh hum kya karte the bataayein? Hum bas aaraam kursi par baithk
in dono ko gungunaate huye sunte aur inki banaayi mithaiyon ka lutf uthaate!
Arnav is glad when Khushi finally addresses him.
Khushi: Mausi na makhaane ki laajawaab kheer banaati hain! Humare ghar me kabhi makhaane
ki kheer banti nahi thi kyunki jiji aur babuji,dono ko makhaane pasand nahi hai. Toh jab bhi
mausi woh kheer banane wali hoti, tab woh humein bula leti. Aur hum dukaan ka sara kaam
chhodkar aa jaate!
Mausaji: Aur bhaiyya inko rokte bhi nahi the!
Khushi: Kyunki babuji ko pata tha ki ek baar humne makhaane ki kheer ka naam sun liya toh jab
tak woh kheer nahi khaayenge tab tak kisi kaam me humara dil nahi lagega, hisaab me galtiyaan kar denge aur un hi ka nuksaan hoga!
Mausi: Bilkul sahi baat hai! Aur kheer banaate-banaate hum dono purani filmon k gaane gaaya karte the!
Khushi(turns to mausi): Yaad hai mausi, woh gaana jo hum aksar gaate the? Areh aapki chaheeti Asha Parekhji ka gaana!
Mausi(nods): Woh gaana hum kaise bhool sakte hain bhalaa? Aaj bhi zabaani yaad hai!
Mausaji: Woh gana toh yeh ab bhi gungunati rehti hai.
Khushi: Areh waah! Aaj bhi aapki aawaaz utni hi meethi lagti hogi jitni ki tab lagti thi!
Mausaji: Bilkul! Hum toh kehte hain ki aaj phir se woh hi gana ho jaaye?
Mausi(bashful): Kya keh rahe hain aap? (whispers)Daamaadji baithe hain saamne..
Mausaji: Toh kya hua? Daamaadji bhi Khushi ko gaate huye sunna chahenge, kyun?
Arnav: Ya, of course! I'd love that!
Khushi stares at Arnav momentarily before walking upto mausi and holding her hands.
Khushi: Maan jaaiyye mausi, Gaaiyye na humare saath! Kitne dinon baad toh yeh maukaa aaya hai..
Mausi(relents): Chalo,theek hai! Ek,do..
Khushi(grins): Teen!
The gentlemen smile as the ladies start singing.
Mil gaye,mil gaye aaj mere sanam
Mil gaye,mil gaye aaj mere sanam
Aaj mere zameen par
Nahi hain kadam!
Aaj mere zameen par
Nahi hain kadam!
Mausaji: Tum dono khade-khade kyun gaa rahi ho? Baithkar aaraam se gaao!
Mausi: Haan, aao bitiya..
They sit on the diwaan,facing their husbands.
Khushi: Agla bhaag shuru kariye na mausi. Aap gaayengi toh humein bhi bol yaad aa jayenge.
Mausi(sings): Aye nazaaron zaraa
Kaam itnaa karo
Khushi(looking at Arnav): Tum meri maang me
Aaj moti bharo
Mausi and mausaji notice the smiles which ArShi share.
Mausi(to mausaji): Aise kisse zamaane me
Hote hain kam,
Khushi joins mausi in repeating the first stanza.
Mausi: Ab yaad aa gaya?
Khushi: Ha..
Mausi: Toh aglaa bhaag tum hi gaa lo na bitiya.
Khushi: Areh nahi,nahi! Hum saath me gaate hain na..
Mausi: Nahi bitiya. Tum gao jab tak hum kuch lekar aate hain. Tum dono kabse aaye ho aur humne ab tak daamaadji ko na chay poochha na pani.
Arnav: Please koi formality mat kariye!
Khushi: Ha mausi,aap taqleef mat lijiye. Hum har jagah se khaa-khaakar aaye hain isiliye (keeps her hand on her tummy)pet poora bhar gaya hai!
Mausi: Achchha toh sharbat toh pee lo!
Mausaji: Sharbat kyun, jaljeera bana do! Bitiya ko pasand bhi hai aur paachan me bhi madad karega.
Khushi: Ab.. agar aap jaljeere ki baat karengi toh hum manaa kaise karenge?
Mausi: Karna bhi mat! Hum abhi banaa k laate hain! Tum jab tak gaana khatm kar do..
Khushi: Kyun? Hum aate hain na aapk saath rasoi me..
Mausi: Bilkul nahi! Tum yaheen baitho aur tumhare mausaji aur daamaadji ko gana sunao. Aur hum bhi rasoi se sunte hain.
Khushi: Theek hai.
She turns towards Arnav and resumes singing.
Khushi: Umra bhar ki tadap ko
Qaraar aa gaya. *blushes*
Unse aankhein mili,
Mujhko pyaar aa gaya!
Arnav's lips curve into a smile as he recalls their first meeting.
Khushi(lowers her gaze): Yaad karti rahi main
Unhe dam-ba-dam,
Aaj mere zameen par
Nahi hain kadam!
Aaj mere zameen par
Nahi hain kadam!
(looking at Arnav)
Mil gaye,mil gaye aaj mere sanam
Aaj mere zameen par
Nahi hain kadam!
Mausaji: Waah bitiya! Bahut badhiya! (in a louder tone)Tum kya kehti ho?
Mausi(from the kitchen): Humse kyun poochh rahe hain? Humein toh pataa hi hai ki humari Khushi k pag me Lakshmi aur kanth me Saraswati ka vaas hai!
Arnav(frowns): Lakshmi?
Khushi: Kahaawat hai..
Arnav: Oh..
Mausi: Poochhna hi hain toh daamaadji se poochhiye ki unhe kaisaa lagaa?
Mausaji: Toh bataaiyye daamaadji..
Arnav(loudly): Aap bahut achchha gaati hain,mausi!
Mausi(laughs): Dhanyavaad! Par hum apne baare me nahi, Khushi k baare me poochh rahe the! Usk baare me kya khayaal hai aapka?
Arnav(looking at Khushi): Woh toh Khushi ko pataa hi hai!
Khushi: a.. hum.. rasoi se hokar aate hain..
Mausi(entering the living room): Baitho waheen par! Thanda, thanda jaljeera pee lo aur humein ek aur badhiya sa geet suna do!
Mausaji(approves): Ha,bilkul. Sirf woh hi kyun,Poonam,tum bhi suna do!
Khushi: Haan mausi. Agla gaana hum dono saath me gaayenge,woh bhi poora!
Mausi: Chalo,theek hai. Pehle jaljeera toh pee lo,phir gaana-waana hota rahega.
Khushi gladly accepts the offer.
Mausi: Aur suno, agli baar aane se pehle humein itella kar dena,samjhi?! Pehle se pataa hota toh makhaane ki kheer taiyyaar rakhte na hum!
Mausaji: Aur kya?!
Mausi(embarassed): Daamaadji pehli baar aaye hain aur hum unhe.. sirf jaljeera pila rahe hain. Achchhha nahi lagta hai na,bitiya..
Khushi: Aapki unki chinta mat kariye,woh bilkul bhi bura nahi maanenge! Aur haan,agli baar hum pakka aapko phone kar k aayenge aur moholle me aate hi seedhe aapk yahaan chale aayenge! Sabse pehle aapse milenge, phir kheer khaayenge,aapk saath gane gaayenge aur phir baaki sab
se milne jaayenge!
Mausi: Waada?
Khushi: Pakkaa waada!
They share a warm hug.
Mausi: Khush raho bitiya.. Aise hi,muskuraati rehna! Aur aap bhi,daamaadji.. Sadaa khush rahiye aur aise hi, humari bitiya ka achchhe se khayaal rakhiyega!
Arnav(smiles): Of course!
*10 minutes later*
Mausi: Chalo,ab kaunsa geet gaana hai?
Khushi: Jo bhi aapko gana ho!
Mausaji: Tumlog woh.. Dev sa'ab wala gana kyun nahi gaate? Areh woh hi.. jis me woh.. seeti wala bhaag tha?
Khushi(knudges her): Jo aap bajaaya karte the, mausi k liye!
Mausi(whispers): Chup kar!
Mausaji(laughs): Theek pehchana!
Khushi: Toh kya aap aaj bhi seeti bajaayenge,mausaji?
Mausiji: Haa, kyun nahi bajayenge!?
Mausi(glares): Aap kya iski ha me ha mila rahe hain!
Mausaji: Areh naraaz kyun ho rahi ho? Humare liye nahi toh.. Khushi ki baat rakhne k liye hi ga lo!
Mausi: Par humein toh saare bol yaad bhi nahi hain.. Tujhe yaad hai bitiya?
Khushi: Haan. Aap humare saath-saath gayengi toh aapko bhi bol yaad aa jaayenge.
Mausi: Chal,theek hai. Shuruaat saath me karte hain..
Arnav turns to Khushi as they start singing..
Hum hain rahi pyaar ke,
Hum se kuch na boliye!
Hum se kuch na boliye!
Jo bhi pyaar se mila
Hum us hi k ho liye!
While mausaji whistles to the tune of the song,Arnav notices that,unlike the previous song, Khushi does not sing this song while looking at him.He keeps looking at her while she keeps looking at mausi while singing..
Khushi: Dard bhi humein qabool,
Chain bhi humein qabool!
Mausi: Humne har tarah k phool
Haar me piro liye.
Khushi & mausi together: Hum hain rahi pyaar ke,
Hum se kuch na boliye!
Jo bhi pyaar se mila
Hum us hi k ho liye!
Mausi: Agla bhaag.. yaad nahi aa raha hai,Khushi..
Mausaji: Koi baat nahi. Usk peechhe peechhe ga lo..
Khushi(nods): Dhoop thi naseeb me, dhoop me liya hai dum.
She waits while mausi repeats the line.
Khushi: Chandni mili toh hum
Chandni me so liye!
The lyrics stir something within Arnav's heart and he instantly withdraws his gaze from Khushi.
His mind reminds him of the time when he threw Khushi out of the bedroom and she was forced to sleep in the open poolside.
His heart aches as a vision of Khushi trembling in the cold unnerves him.
He's brought back to the present when mausaji gently places a hand over his shoulder.
Mausaji: Sun rahe hain na daamaadji?
Arnav nods,even though he missed the previous stanza.
He is relieved when he hears Khushi saying..
Khushi: Ab aakhri bhaag hai,mausi.
Mausi: Tum hi ga lo,bitiya.. humein toh bilkul yaad nahi hai!
Khushi: Toh rehne dete hain..
Mausaji: Areh nahi,nahi bitiya. Tumhe yaad hai toh ga lo na!
Khushi(reluctantly): Theek hai..
Khushi(sings): Raah me pade hain hum
Kab se,aapki kasam!
Arnav's heart skips a beat and his eyes automatically go to Khushi,who appears a bit hesitant.
Khushi(sings): Raah me pade hain hum
Kab se,aapki kasam!
Dekhiye toh kam se kam,
Boliye na boliye!
Arnav gets up with a start before Khushi could continue.
Mausaji(shocked): Kya hua?
Arnav: a.. ek important call hai.. Excuse me..
He walks out of the house without even sparing a glance at the others who keep looking at his retreating back.
Mausi: Daamaadji aise.. achaanak se..?
Khushi: Aaplog.. bura mat maniyega. Darasal unhe kaam k silsile me din me 10 baar phone aate rehte hain! Isiliye woh.. phone silent par kar dete hain. Waise toh.. phone nahi uthaate hain par.. zaroori kaam ho toh unhe baat karni hi padhti hai, Itvaar hi kyun na ho!
Mausaji: Haan,haan bitiya,hum samajhte hain. Itna badaa kaarobaar sambhaalna koi aasaan kaam thode hi na hai!
Khushi(glancing at the wallclock): Baaton,baaton me waqt ka pataa hi nahi chalaa. Ab humein ijaazat dijiye..
Mausi: Areh par.. daamaadji ko toh waapis aa jaane do..
Khushi: Unk phone toh bahut lambe chalte hain,mausi! Aadhe ghante tak baat khatm nahi hogi..
Mausi: Achchha?
Khushi: Haan.. Toh.. hum baahar jaakar unse keh denge. (folds her hands)Unki or se bhi aapko namaste.
Mausaji(places a hand on her hand): Dono ko aashirwaad hai.
Mausi: Lo bitiya,shagun..
She hands her 101 rupees.
Khushi: Areh,itne kyun mausi?
Mausi: Rakh lo.. Mausi ko na nahi kehte!
Khushi: Shukriya!
Mausi(hugs her): Humari or se daamaadji se maafi maang lena.. Iss baar koi khaatirdaari hi nahi kar paayein. Agli baar zyaada samay k liye aana aur khaana khaakar hi jaana.
Khushi: Aapko unse maafi maangne ki bilkul zaroorat nahi hai! unki taraf se nishchint rahiye. Aur hum aapse keh rahe hain na,jo aapk ghar humein mila,woh humein kisik yahaan nahi mila- gaane ka mauka! Khaana toh sab hi ne khilaya lekin gaane ka mauka sirf aapne diya! Iss hi bahaane kitne meethe pal taazaa ho gaye humare zehen me!
Mausi: So toh hai,bitiya.. Yoon toh akele hi gungunaate rehte hain,bade dino bad koi saath ganewala mila. Aur woh bhi humari pyaari bitiya!
Khushi(smiles): Agli baar hum Phir se gaano ki mehfil sajaayenge. Toh aap pehle se hi kuch gaane yaad kar k rakhiyega!
Mausi(smiles): Ha,zaroor!
She touches their feet before nearly running outside.
Arnav catches hold of her and steadies her.
Arnav: Kya hua Khushi?
Khushi: Hotel chaliye..
Arnav: Are you sure? I mean.. kisi aur se nahi milna hai?
Khushi: Agli baar mil lenge.
Arnav: Fine. Chalo..
Khushi turns around to glance at her house before accompanying Arnav out of the lane.
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*Later that evening @ the suite*
Khushi: Kya hua Arnavji? Raaste bhar me aap chupchaap se the. Suite me waapis aakar aapne coffee bhi nahi maangi..
Arnav(sighs): I'm sorry Khushi. Meri wajah se..
Khushi: Kya?
Arnav: I dont know.. (sighs)I mean.. Main kis kis cheez k liye sorry kahoon? Maine toh..
Khushi(interrupts): Toh mat kahiye sorry! (hugs him)Humein woh geet nahi gana chahiye tha.
Arnav: Its okay,Khushi. Tumne woh hi gana gaya jo mausaji ko pasand tha. Theres nothing wrong with that.
Khushi: Par geet k bol aise hain ki.. (sighs)Isiliye hum aapki taraf dekhkar nahi gaa rahe the.Kyunki.. humein yeh hi dar tha ki aap un bolon ko sunkar bhaavuk(emotional) ho jaayenge
aur aapko pichhli baatein yaad aa jayengi. Aur dekhiye,aisaa hi hua.
Arnav(breaks the hug): Sirf mujhe hi woh baatein yaad aayi? Tumhe lyrics sunkar kuch bhi yaad nahi aaya?
Khushi(accepts): Yaad toh aaya tha lekin humne uss yaad ko bhulaa diya! Humne aapse kaha tha na ki jab bhi aapko koi buri yaad sataaye toh aapko kya karna chahiye?
Arnav: Kise achchhe incident ko yaad kar lena chahiye..
Khushi: Toh aapne aisa kyun nahi kiya?
Arnav: My guilt got the better of me.. (kisses her forehead)I'm sorry!
Khushi: Phir se sorry?!
Arnav(hugs her): Meri wajah se tumhe Poonam mausi k ghar se abruptly aana pada. It must have been difficult to explain yourself.
Khushi places her head on his chest and closes her eyes.
Khushi: Chhodiye un baaton ko. Aur kuch der humein aise hi rehne dijiye,aapki baahon me!
Arnav(smiles): With pleasure!
Khushi kisses his chest and sighs.
Arnav(runs a hand through her hair): Tired? *when she nods* Tum bed pe aaraam se baitho,main tumhare liye chay aur apne liye coffee banaakar laata hoon.
Khushi: Aap rehne dijiye, kyunki aap bhi utne hi thake huye hain. Hum..
Arnav(interrupts): Main order de deta hoon room service k liye. Kuch khaaogi tum?
Khushi(shakes her head): Din bhar kha-kha kar humara pet kuch zyaada hi bhar gaya hai. Hum toh soch rahe the ki raat k khaane me bhi kuch halka- phulka, soup jaisa hi le lenge,bas. Par pehle chaay! Soup der se pee lenge?
Arnav: As you wish. Tum jaakar baitho, main order dekar aata hoon.
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Arnav: Feeling better?
Khushi(nods): Chaay peekar chusti aa gayi! Aur man toh pehle se hi khush hai! Itne samay k baad sabse milkar bahut achcha lagaa!
Arnav: Sabse kahaan mil paayein? Kuch neighbours toh nahi the aur kuch k yahaan hum ja nahi paayein..
Khushi: Haan par jinse mulaaqat hui un sab se milkar.. aisaa lagaa jaise humare guzri hui zindagi laut aayi ho! Kitni ajeeb baat hai na Arnavji? Hum saare padosiyon k ghar gaye par.. apne hi ghar aur dukaan me nahi ja paayein!
Arnav(holds her hand): Next time chali jana. Tab ghar aur dukaan dono dekhne laayak condition me honge.
Khushi nods.
Arnav: Mujhe yeh baat samajh nahi aayi.
Khushi: Kaunsi?
Arnav: Tumne mujhse yeh kyun kaha ki main kisi ko yaad na karvaaun ki aaj tumhara birthday hai?
Khushi: Aapne dekha na ki sab kaise humari aav-bhagat me jut gaye?
Arnav: Aav-bhagat as in?
Khushi: Matlab khaatirdaari me jut gaye. Iss par agar humne unhe yeh baat yaad karva di hoti toh aaj humara hotel lautna mushqil ho jaata!
Arnav(smiles): I know what you mean! You must've noticed ki kisi bhi neighbor ne shagun me 11 rupaye nahi diye!
Khushi: Woh toh aapko dekhkar nahi diye varnaa yahaan shagun me 11 rupaye dene ka hi chalan hai.
Arnav(frowns): Mujhe dekhkar nahi diye?!
Khushi: Kehne ka matlab aap.. bahut ameer hain toh aapko.. 11 rupaye dena unko theek nahi laga hoga.
Arnav: Tell me somethin, 11 rupaye aur 21 rupaye me kitna farq hai?
Khushi: Poore 10 rupayon ka farq hai! Aap k liye 10 rs ka koi mol nahi hoga par yahaan k log eet-patthar ek kar k paisa jodte hain. Isiliye kharchein bhi haath kheenchkar hi karte hain.
Arnav: I dont get it. Kharchein haath kheench karte hain aisa.. lag toh nahi raha tha. I mean they went all out to recieve us. Mithaai, khaana,yeh woh.. sab.. Kya sirf isiliye kyunki main ameer hoon?
Khushi: Ji nahi! Agar aap ameer nahi hote tab bhi wohlog woh sab kuch karte jo unhone aapk aur humare liye kiya! Kharche,shagun.. ink baare me mat sochiye aap. Paison se zyaada dene wale ki bhavnaao k baare me sochiye!
Arnav: I know what you mean. I'm sorry.. Mujhe aisa nahi kehna chahiye tha.
Khushi: hmm.(pouts) Jab hum paison ki baat karte hain toh humein daant-te hain aur ab khud paison ki baat kiye jaa rahe hain!
Arnav: Ab nahi kahunga,I promise!
Khushi walks into the attached balcony and stares at the various lights which illuminated the hotel.
Arnav comes to stand behind her.
Arnav(placing his hands on her shoulders): Mujhse naaraaz ho?
Khushi(nods): Humein toh lagaa tha ki aap.. wahaan k baare me, sabne jis tarah se.. aadar aur sammaan k saath aapka swaagat kiya,jis pyaar se aapse pesh aaye us baare me ya.. sabse ghul-milkar aapne jo baatein ki uss bare me kahenge. Par aapko jo mila uski nahi, jo nahi mil paaya uski padi hai! Jabse aaye hain tab se yeh nahi hua, woh nahi hua, yeh nahi mila, woh nahi mila kiye jaa rahe hain!
Arnav: Khushi.. (turns her around to face him) Baby,aisa nahi hai ki main khush nahi hoon ya mujhe wahaan mazaa nahi aaya. I had a pretty good time o'er there! In fact I was quite
shocked..
Khushi: Shocked kyun?
Arnav: I mean.. jis tarah se sabne.. itne apnepan se mujhe apne-apne ghar invite kiya, jis tarah se rituals k zariye mujhe welcome kiya, pyaar se khana parosa, baatein ki.. aisa lag hi nahi raha tha jaise woh mujhse pehli baar mil rahe the! They were so warm! Except.. you know who..
Khushi: Unlogon ki baat alag hai,Arnavji. Kshama jiji Paayal jiji se 1 saal badi hain phir bhi ab tak unki shaadi nahi huyi. Jab ki hum dono unse chhote hain,phir bhi humari aur humari bahut si saheliyon ki shaadiyaan ho gayi hain. Is hi baat ko lekar unk aur taiji k man me bair aa gaya hai. Aisa hota hai.. Humare yahaan sahi umar me shaadi na ho toh.. ladkiyon ko aur unk parivaar ko bahut kuch sunna aur sehna padhta hai.
Arnav: Isiliye unka behaviour aisaa tha jab ki tauji..
Khushi(interrupts): Tauji dil k bahut achchhe aur saaf hai. Unk man me kabhi kisi k liye koi bair nahi aata hai! Khair,unk yahaan jo hua so hua. Baaki sab k yahaan..
Arnav(interrupts): Mujhe bahut achchha lagaa! Initially main awkward feel kar raha tha aur mujhe garmi bhi bahut lag rahi thi but.. later on I forgot about it. You know why?
Khushi: Why?
Arnav(cups her face): Kyunki maine tumhe dekha- unk saath haste huye, rote huye, purani baatein yaad karte huye.. You were so elated with everything! Tumhe utna khush dekhkar main baaki sab kuch bhool gaya!
He kisses her cheek.
Khushi: Yeh mat bhooliye k hum baahar khade hain!
Arnav(kisses her other cheek): Like I care! Main bas yeh hi sochkar khush hoon ki tumhara birthday bahut achchha gaya aur Lucknow aane ka mera decision sahi saabit hua!
Khushi(smiles): Ha, woh toh hai! Ab,sahi maayine me, behtar mehsoos kar rahe hain hum! Waise, aap jis tarah se wahaan sab k saath ghul-mil gaye aur jo baatein aapne kahi, unse aapne ek baar phir humara dil jeet liya! Khaaskar jab aapne yeh kaha ki wohlog aapko Arnav singh Raizada nahi balki sirf unk (pulls his cheeks) daamaadji samjhe!
Arnav: Mat bhoolo ki hum baahar khade hain! In full public view!
Khushi(smacks his arm): Chup rahiye!
Arnav: Aur?
Khushi: Aur kya?
Arnav: Mujhe lagaa ki tum mujhse bahut khush ho..
Khushi: Ha,woh toh hum hain hi. Kal hum aapk beete huye kal se ru-ba-ru huye the aur humne usse jude logon ko apnaaya tha. Waise hi aaj aap humare beete huye kal se ru-ba-ru huye aur aapne usse jude logon ko apnaaya. Isse zyaada khushi ki baat aur kya ho sakti hai!
Arnav(cocks an eyebrow): Toh..?
Khushi: Toh.. kya?
Arnav: Toh kuch kahogi nahi?
Khushi: Kaha toh sahi ki hum bahut khush hain aur aapne humara dil jeet liya!
Arnav: Haan,par woh nahi kaha jo tum normally din me 10 bar kehti ho!
Khushi(feigns ignorance): Kya?
Arnav(folds his arms): Maine observe kiya ki tumne subha se 1 baar bhi mujhe shukriya ya dhanyavaad ya thanks nahi kaha. I guess it was intentional..
Khushi(smiles): Sahi socha aapne!
Arnav: Ab yeh bhi bataa do ki aisaa karne k peechhe wajah kya thi?
Khushi: Hum saare shukriya jamaa(collect) kar rahe the taaki hotel lautne k baad hum 1 hi baar me 1 hi saath me shukriya adaa kar sakein!
Arnav: I see! So, ab toh hum hotel pahuch gaye hain.
Khushi: Haan!
Arnav(leans closer): Toh kuch socha hai ki shukriya kaise adaa karogi?
Khushi: Bilkul socha hai! Aap k liye pukhta intezaam kiye hain humne! Aap aaiyye toh sahi!
She holds his hand and drags him inside the suite.
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Precap:
Khushi: Yahaan jo Big Bazaar hai na?
Arnav: Haan..
Khushi: Woh humari zindagi ka pehla mall tha! Hum aur jiji wahaan jaakar, saari cheezein dekhkar itne khush ho gaye the ki jis kaam k silsile me hum Hazratganj aaye the humne woh jaise-taise niptaaya aur ghar bhaage! Mall me ghoomne me waqt kahaan nikal gaya, pataa hi nahi chala tha!
Arnav: Sirf ghoomte rahe ya kuch khareeda bhi tha?
Khushi: Khareeda tha na! Lakme' ka strawberry facewash! Us samay woh 40 rupiye ka aya karta tha.
Chori-chhupe ghar lekar aaye aur istemaal karte rahe. Hum dono ko hi woh itna pasand tha ki 10 dinon me tube khaali kar di thi humne!
Arnav: Chori-chhupe kyun?
Khushi: Kyunki amma-babuji ko pataa nahi tha ki hum mall jaakar aaye hain. Amma ko pataa chalta toh daant pad jaati kyunki unk hisaab se mall aur badi dukaanon me dugne daam me saamaan bikta hai. Sari cheezon ka pradarshan(exhibit) aise karte hain ki koi ek cheez lene jaaye toh usk badle paanch cheezein utha laaye! Isiliye woh kabhi humein kisi mall ya.. superstore me nahi jaane deti thi.
Arnav: Oh.. toh tumne usk baad woh facewash kisi medical store se ya.. kisi general store se khareeda hoga na?
Khushi(shakes her head): Nahi. Phir kabhi nahi khareeda.
Arnav: Par tumhe toh woh facewash pasand tha na?
Khushi: Haan,pasand toh bahut tha lekin..
Arnav(interrupts): Toh yeh lo! (thrusts a tube of the same facewash in her hands)Enjoy!
Khushi(shocked): Yeh.. yeh aapk pass kahaan se aaya?! Aur.. aapko kaise pataa chalaa ki humein yeh pasand hai?
Arnav: Yeh Paayal ne mujhe diya tha,tumhe dene k liye. Aur sirf yeh hi nahi, ussne aur bhi cheezein di hai. Have a look..
Kindly ignore typos & mistakes. Translation will be up on wednesday. Next update on Friday, 17th March,2017.
Edited by ..Smita.. - 8 years ago
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