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Errantnomad

@Errantnomad

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Posted: 10 years ago

#201

Originally posted by: Errantnomad

Putti,
93.75. Sunday subah. DiMag is becoming dahi

This one, if we start from the 4th temple, we can work out the answer

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jyothi

@jyothi_cool

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Posted: 10 years ago

#202

Originally posted by: Errantnomad

This one, if we start from the 4th temple, we can work out the answer

yup the answer is correct kalpana got the same value

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jyothi

@jyothi_cool

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Posted: 10 years ago

#203

Originally posted by: Mr.PsychoTech
i will have dinner and comeback.
non veg dinner for sunday
ha ha ha

have fun vikas

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.Harshita.

@.Harshita.

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#204

Originally posted by: Seriousreader

Done with exams?

Yup SR...Saturday ko last tha...

School starts tomorrow...😊

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putti77

@putti77

Rocker

Posted: 10 years ago

#205

Good job Kalpana, Jyo and Choti😊

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Jai Singh Rathore

@jairathore

Voyager

Posted: 10 years ago

#206

Originally posted by: Mr.PsychoTech
I shared it long back but no one answered then.
now I am repeating same. hope some one.

A prisoner is presented before a king.
King was in mood of jest so for fun he gives prisoner a choice of death.

Prisoner has to say a statement.

If statement is true he will be hanged.

if it is false he will be beheaded.

Prisoner says a statement and comes out alive.

what is the statement.

Ans:everything I say is false

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.Harshita.

@.Harshita.

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#207

Originally posted by: ishruhi
kidilam jyo n vikas!
hi choti,all immediate exam threats finished???

😆😆

Threat starts tomorrow... Marks milenge...😆...

But kal mood off ka reason kuch aur tha...😊

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putti77

@putti77

Rocker

Posted: 10 years ago

#208

During increment time

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er...I guess she drowned...err...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job...You may leave now!!!

Moral: If ur boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed. So don't worry about your review and apprisal.. Just enjoy ur work and enjoy life..

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SAKIV

@SAKIVIAM

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#209

Originally posted by: jairathore97

Ans:everything I say is false

It satisfies anothernswer

You will behead me.
Nice one bro.

I guess never introduced I am vikas

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Seriousreader

@Seriousreader

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

#210

This one really tickled me😆

It was midnight on the ocean
Not a streetcar was in sight
The sun was shining brightly
And it rained all day that night
It was a summer's day in winter
And the rain was snowing fast
And a barefoot boy with shoes on
Stood sitting in the grass

And the cows were making cowslips
And the bells were ringing wet
The bumble bees were making bums
And smoking cigarettes
A man went in a stable
And came out a little hoarse
He jumped upon his golfstick
And rode all around the course

While the organ peeled potatoes
Lard was rendered by the choir
The sexton rang a dish-rag
Someone set the church on fire
Holy smokes the preacher shouted
In the rain he lost his hair
Now his head resembles heaven
Cause there sin't no partin' there.

it was midnight on the ocean
Not a horsecart was in sight
I went into a drugstore
To get myself a light
The man behind the counter
Was a lady old and gray
Who used to peddle shoestrings
On the road to Mandalay

My husband's dead the lady said
Her eyes were dry with tears
She put her head between her feet
And stood that way for years
Her children six were orphans
Except one tiny tot
Who lived in a house across the street
Above a vacant lot

It was evening and the sunrise
was just setting in the west;
And the fishes in the treetops
were all cuddled in their nests.
As the wind was blowing bubbles,
lightning shot from left to right;
Everything that you could see
had been hidden out of sight

As I gazed through the oaken door
A whale went drifting by
It's six legs hanging in the air
So I kissed her goodbye.
This story has a moral
As you can plainly see
Don't mix your gin with whiskey
On the deep and dark blue sea.

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