Arhi OS: Inscriptions

"Hey what are doing here? You were supposed to be Shiit all ."

"We broke up!"

"I am not going to sympathize you!"

"She is mean and a bimbo."

"You realize that after two f**king years!"

"There's a phrase in Hindi "der aaye durust aaye''

"So then we can get back to Hari samosa wala"

"Hell yea! i missed you! And Hari Prakash's samosas!"

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"Bhaiya one more plate !"

"How much do you eat fatso? You look like a pregnant lady carrying triplets!"

"That was way too much exaggerated. And I know you are jealous of me!"

"Jealous that I can't be as fat as you are or can't become a mother?"

"Both."

"You should have the knowledge that I am totally capable of being a father!"

"Don't use that tone on me!"

"Yeah because that turns you on...ouch that hurts!"

"You deserve it!"

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"Hey fatso it's been long! I can't believe it's you!"

"Hey bunny boots! Yeah! And I am not a fatso anymore"

"So how's life? Still single?"

"Great . Just bought a new home here! And yes still single.

" You look quite hot to be single!"

"Not again Raizada ! We are no more in college!"

".."

"..."

"So how are thing in New York?"

"Oh they fine! Just going with the flow!"

"That's good"

"Why are being so formal? Is about that kiss!"

"Ohh no! It's not like you were my crush or something! It was just heat of that mumm..."

".."

"Oww ohh oww .. why are hitting me ?"

"Why did you kiss me again?"

"So that I could finish what I had started five years back!"

"Huh..?"

"I wanted to say something that night, but you fled away never showed up!"

"Ohh it was not me, it was you. And who kisses a girl when she's eating a jalebi! I wa..."

"I love you"

"What? How could you just say like that!Okay I love you tuuumm..."

"Your lips taste so good."

"You had a crush on me!"

"Okay. Yes so what's the big deal?"

"Nothing! I love you!"

"Yeah!"

"You are supposed to say you love me too"

"Are you are not supposed to tell me what I am supposed to say"

"Shut up"

"Make me."

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