Software Symphony 23 - Page 101

Originally posted by: Nisha0604

First things first

VIKAS AND ASHU A MILLION THANKS FOR KEEPING THE INDEX UPDATED

Niv:Sorry I missed u kannaI will still have to go back read and respond, havent gotten an update from Anu on how she dumped her kids on her in laws and romanced hubby... I need all the graphic details (Anu NO POI like II)

Niv: If u talk yawn inducing things like shaadi ka venue, card color banda to soyega hi na? If u were flirting cooing, and do everything else uske jagey rehne ka koi faayda bhi hai. GOOD he slept

Shilpa: on Saturdays and Sundays I talk LOUDLY with Amma barefeet on my drive way walking as far as my cordless will retain the signal. 😆My neighbors will stop by to pick up their morning newspapers from a slot under the mail box and give me a meaningful smile as I will be trashing some rishtedaar dhuandar over the phone. I have the bad habit of chewing on my nails while I bitch... my hubs will be leaving or returning from someplace and he will walk by extend his hands and say "TERA khatam ho gaya ho to YEH kha le, kyon ki abhi rishtedaar baaqi hongey na... aisi ki taisi jo karni hai tujhe"🤣

Nisha.. Itna toh kar hi sakte hain n hum!!

Originally posted by: Nisha0604

OH TERI!!

Tujhse baat nahi kar rahi to humse kya karegi... usko bol her watering hole is missing her...
Suman ki tarah teri suhaag raat ke beech mein karegi woh

Originally posted by: Nisha0604

OH TERI!!

Tujhse baat nahi kar rahi to humse kya karegi... usko bol her watering hole is missing her...
Suman ki tarah teri suhaag raat ke beech mein karegi woh

Originally posted by: shidin0117

I have nothing to say but just👏👏👏

Yeah consumer loyalty is one thing, but I stick to one brand in somethings and in some other i experiment...what does that say abt me😕😭

Originally posted by: Ashu25

Nisha.. Itna toh kar hi sakte hain n hum!!

You are sooo hilarious 🤣

Krishna begane baro I suggested during honeymoon... Ab aayegi uski baari 😆

Ashu
Gmorning

Here is a extremely cheesy joke from AIR from 20 years ago
There would be a morning ad between Vividh Bharti songs in the morning

A kid goes "Papa Papa aaye hamare liye kya laaye?"

"Raju ke liye Dora banian Pappu ke liye Dora j---ye aur tumhari Mummy ke liye Dora knitting wool"

The kids at school would (believing they were clever would change it to) Papa Papa aaye hamare liye kya laaye?

"Kuch nahi beta... jeb kat gayi"

Originally posted by: shidin0117

OMG Nisha,

u r the ultimate in giving answers

@bold🤣, poor Nivs, be forewarned

todays update and this post update discussions are very very interesting... 🤣

Originally posted by: shidin0117

OMG Nisha,

u r the ultimate in giving answers

@bold🤣, poor Nivs, be forewarned

Diva is not so foolish either... from now until December she will be on a rigorous kabootar training program timing them to deliver messages EXACTLY at 9 AM, since North Indian shaadis happen at night... SR will be around 9 ish... she will send a note tied to the feet if any Jaipur readers spot 100s of kabootar middle to end of Dec, we know who the culprit is