Okay I guess this time I have miffed a very wonderful reader of mine. Giving her taareekh pe taareekh and not updating .. Thats a crime.. Sorry Krits67 (Really sorry yaar😭). So this one is for Krits67, Sakoo, Ash, Aimy, Hippy, SandhirAddict, Appu,Ishu, Payal, Shree and Pari1995 ..
Hope this one tickles you enough to forgive me. 😭
The girls' hostel came back to life as the lights shone again. Walking towards his dorm, Parth scratched the back of his head and smiled sheepishly at the watchman. The watchman chuckled and shook his head as Parth winked at him.
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"Oh Shit", Parth whispered to himself as he entered his room. The entire gang was in his room. Clearing his throat, he tried to appear casual. Moments passed as the boys looked at him from top to bottom, unflinching. Irritated by their silence and gawking, Parth snapped "Kya taad rahe ho tum log. Kabhi ladka nahi dekha hai kya life mein".
"Wo kya hai na.. Humne Ek ladki bheegi bhaagi si dekhi hai.. Lekin aaj pehli baar Ek ladka bheega bhaaga sa dekh rahe hain.." Sahil teased. "Double Shit", Parth cussed mentally as he realized his clothes were wet. Avoiding the gazes, he turned around and started rummaging his cupboard.
"Kya Paaji.. Ye konsa naya style hai .. fully clothed shower.. hain ji??!!" YoYo teased. Heat rose in his body as he tasted Vidushi on his lips again. Moments engulfed him as he smiled dreamily.
Signaling the others to keep silent, Randhir inquired "Nahi Yoyo.. Ye girls hostel ka style hai. Kyun Parth?.. Sahi bol raha hoon na main?"
"Hmm.. Yeah" Parth said still dazed. Shutting his eyes tight, Parth banged his fist on his forehead as the room echoed with wolf whistles.
Biting his tongue, he turned out to see boys grinning at him and wiggling their eyebrows.
"Kaha tha maine. Ye girls hostel mein light out apne Parth baba ka chamatkaaar hai" Randhir raised his chin.
"Kamaal hai Randhir bhai.. Genius ho yaar sach mein aap to..Ekdum genius" Jiggy praised adjusting his specs.
"Sahil.." Randhir signaled and Sahil bolted the door.
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Parth felt like a caged bird as the boys stood surrounding him. Parth cleared his throat and looked at the ceiling chewing his lower lip. He coughed lightly as Randhir put his arm around his shoulder.
"Dayaa .. Kahaa thaa na maine .. Kuchh. To. Gadbad . Hai" Randhir said smirking at Sahil.
Pulling his sleeves up, Sahil walked up and rested his elbow on Parth's shoulder. Parth swallowed being corned by his scrutinizing friends.
"To... Parth Kashyapp.. Ahem Ahem.. Solve the puzzle.. Tip Tip barsaa Paani.. Kahaan jaake Aag lagaaai??!!", Sahil chuckled. Giving up, Parth looked down and grinned.
"Oi hoyeee.. Cheeks pink ho rahe hai bhai ke" Jiggy howled.
"Louvee ho gaya Paaji ko.. Louveee. Kon hai hamaari parjaai ji" YoYo grinned.
Still blushing, Parth scratched his eyebrow. "Wo main baad mein bataaoonga. Pehle main propose to kar doon".
The room echoed as the boys hugged Parth and cheered loudly. Breaking apart Randhir looked at Sahil.
"Daya.. Iska matlab samjhe tum?"
"Jee Bilkul Samjh gaya main"
"Kya Samjhe"
"Ke.. Parth Bhai Himalaya nahi jaa rahe hai. Aaja yaar Gale lag jaaa". Sahil and Randhir engulfed each other into a bone crushing hug. Parth mouth hung open as the rest howled with laughter. Randhir and Sahil broke apart wiping fake tears and flashing goofy smiles.
"YE KYA BAKWAAS KAR RAHE HO TUM LOG?" Parth roared.
"Arey bhadko mat Paaji.. Wo kya hai na aapka is college mein itna kharaab track record hai.. ke humein laga tha ke" YoYo stopped as Parth glared at him with murderous eyes.
"Kya laga tha tujhe?" Parth gritted.
"Yehi ke.. .Leaving the Dungeons of the Sutra of Kaama.. You'll go straight to Dalaai Lama." Randhir chuckled. Parth closed his eyes as the gang rolled on the floor laughing. Taking his pillow he threw at Randhir who caught it laughing. Cursing, he took out his clothes from the cupboard and moved out of the room.
"Abe.. Ab kapde to apne hostel mein hi change karna." Randhir called out. The guys howled again whistling loudly.
"CHUP HO JAAO KAMEENO", Parth roared from the corridor as the laughter grew louder.
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Vidushi entered the lab with a sheepish smile thinking about last night. Her smile faded as he saw Parth sulking near the window. The juniors had yet not come. Worried she went near him.
"Parth... All ok?.. Kya hua?" Vidushi touched his shoulder. Still sulking, he sat down crossing his arms and looked at the ground clearly annoyed. Pressing her lips, Vidushi sat next to him.
"Kya hua Parth.. Doct..."
"Sab mera mazaak udaate hain" Parth groaned cutting her mid-way. Gritting her teeth, Vidushi stood up stomping her foot. "Wo Saale Juniors. Warning ke baad bhi nahi sudharte. Aane do.. Saalon ke peeche ladd lagaa ke fodoongi."
"Tumne juniors ko warning di thi?" Parth asked amused.
"Aur nahi to kya. Bola tha mat chidhaana warna raat ko room mein patakhe fod doongi.. Lekin nahi.. Ab to unki pant mein bomb fod doongi main" Vidushi vowed.
"Er.. Vidushi.. Aisa nahi karte. Pant mein bomb nahi fodte" Parth looked away awkwardly.
"Kyun nahi fodte? Chidhaayenge to yehi karoongi."
"Wo.. unhone nahi chidhaaya mujhe."
"To fir.. Kisne chidhaaya?" Vidushi demanded with hands on her waist.
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Parth glared at Vidushi as she howled laughing and clutching her stomach. "Sorry" She mouthed but again burst out laughing holding her stomach tightly.
"Mujhe tumse baat hi nahi karni hai. Sab udaate hain meri aur tum hans rahi ho" Parth complained.
"Okay Time please .. Time please", Vidushi took deep breaths to clamp down her laughter.
"But I mean seriously.. Randhir.. Randhir teases you?.. Randhir can tease?" Vidushi asked giggling again. Parth nodded his head exasperated.
"Us par wo bekaar sa spidy song" Parth sulked looking away.
"Hey, bekaar mat bolo. Masst song hai wo. Mere paas uska video hai HD mein." Vidushi howled again. Parth looked at her baffled.
"I can't believe this. Tum wo Spiderman waala song dekhti ho?" Parth gritted.
"It's MAKKAD MANAV.. Yep.. Jaante ho meri fav lines konsi hai us song mein?" Vidushi teased.
"Mujhe nahi janna" Parth looked away annoyed.
"Arey suno na.." Vidushi cornered Parth against the wall.
Tum to meri jaan ho.. Is dil ka armaan ho.. Har ladki jo khaana chaahe.. Tum wo meetha PAAN ho
Parth looked scandalized as Vidushi rhymed the lines, "Aisi lines hain usmein?..D.. Door hato .. Juniors aa jaayenge"
"Arey aise kaise jaane doon. Kitni mushkil se tum mere haath aaye ho. Darte kyun ho?.. Darwaaza band kar doon?" Vidushi giggled. Removing her hands, Parth broke free. "Mujhe na tum logon se baat hi nahi karni hai.. Wo log chidhaate rehte hain aur tum daraati rehti ho"
"Daraa kahaan rahi hoon.. Main to seduce kar rahi hoon" Vidushi winked giving a flying smooch.
"Haan.. Matlab.. Main nahi padhaa raha juniors ko. Tum padhaao unhe aaj." He said leaving the lab.
"Arey.. Parth... Ruko. To." Vidushi giggled.
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"Maya.." Vardhan stopped as Maya signaled him to keep quite. Vardhan nodded as Maya resumed talking on the phone. Moving to his table, he kept the file. His head snapped at her direction listening to her talk.
"Haan .. Wo Khurana ji.. Haan bilkul jaanti hoon main unhe. Abhi 10 minute pehle hi mere haathon unki death hui"
"Arey market mein thi main. Ghoore jaa rahe the.. Gussa aa gaya mujhe.. Bas gusse mein unhe thappad maara.. And God knows kya hua.. Zara se thappad mein death ho gayee unki"
"To jab aapko pata hai ke wo Switzerland mein hain.. To yahan kyun fone karte ho. Dobaara agar fone kiya to Mr. Khurana ko Paagal kutte se katwaa ke maaroongi main".
Disconnecting the call, Maya beamed at a fuming Vardhan, "Hi Vardhan. Lovely day.. Isn't it?"
"Tum kisse baat kar rahi thi?" Vardhan gritted.
"Pata nahi." Maya shrugged.
"Tumhe pata nahi tum kisse baat kar rahi thi?.. Wrong number par time paas kar rahi thi tum?" Vardhan said shocked.
"Ab koi teen din se koi baar baar mujhe fone karega to baat karni padegi na Vardhan. Kisi ke efforts aise waste nahi karne chaahiye", Maya smiled.
"I can't believe this. Tum is college ki DEAN ho. How can you do time pass on WRONG NUMBER. And You stopped me for this??"
"Haan to.. Aisa kaheen nahi likha hai ke Dean can't talk on wrong numbers. Actually.. tumhe try karna chaaahiye. Its so refreshing. Poore din is college ke students aur tumhaari shakal dekhne ke baad, wrong numbers are so right to talk to" Maya chuckled.
"Main complain kar doonga tumhaari Maya", Vardhan said fuming.
"Oh. Well I reject my own complain", Maya chuckled.
"Arrghh.. Main authorities se complain karoonga" Vardhan huffed.
"Reallyy??!!.. How will you prove?" Maya poked again.
Vardhan raised his chin and looked at the CCTV in their cabin. His smile vanished as Maya gave a toothy grin.
"What??" He asked annoyed.
"Dell baby mere paas hai", Maya batted her eyelids and tapped his laptop kept in front of her.
"Don't call my laptop BABY"
"Ohkayy.. Tooo.. Umm.. Dell Baba mere paas hain"
"Don't Call my laptop BABA"
"You mean.. your laptop is.."
"BAKWAAS MAT KARO MAYA. LAPTOP IS A THINGGG" Vardhan roared.
"HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THIS.. I am your DEAN. Punishment milegi tumhe for raising your voice like this", Maya roared back.
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"Maya", Vardhan handed out the file to her.
"Tch. Vardhan I am busy right now. I have to complete this presentation. If it's not important , can we discuss this later?" Maya said looking at the laptop.
"It Is Important.", Vardhan gritted.
Sighing, Maya looked at him and then at the file. Taking the file suspiciously, he looked at Vardhan's fuming face one last time. No sooner did she open the file, Maya burst out laughing maniacally.
Vardhan looked on as Maya laughed throwing her head back. Wiping her tears she looked at the file and then at Vardhan. Vardhan took a furious breathe as Maya burst out laughing again.
"What So Funny?" Vardhan said in a furious tone. Catching her breathe Maya managed to speak amidst fits of laughter.
"Oh.. My.. Goodness. This is Ep... Epic Vardhan. I mean .. This is howlarious. You ac.. actually wrote M..Maya is the B..Best De.. Dean 500 times as punishment. I was jok.. joking.. Kon apne professor ko ai.. aisi punishment deta hai??!!" With that she clutched her stomach laughing harder than before.
"What? Give my file back?" Vardhan fumed trying to snatch the file back. Maya stretched her hand away from Vardhan taking the file away from his reach.
"No.. Nope.. Never.. Ye to waapas nahi milegi Vardhan. Ye laminate karaaongi main. The Great Vardhan Suryavanshi has written Maya is the Best Dean that too 500 times. This is Interesting... Very Interesting."
With that Vardhan slumped on his chair as the room echoed with the laughter of Maya.
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"Hey Rahul wo book.. Oops I am sorry Randhir Sir", the girl said clearly flushed. Randhir cleared his throat as the second year girl bumped into him again with shiny eyes. "It's ok" he said curtly.
"I am really sorry. Actually I got confused by your shirt colors. I am really sorry Sir.", she said smiling nervously.
"Hmm that's ok."
"Umm actually mujhe ek concept samjh nahi aa raha tha. Can you please help?" She said earnestly.
"Hmm ok. Bataao. But I have only 10 minutes. So be quick"
"Yeah yeah that's more than enough", the girl chirped enthusiastically.
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"Hey Guyz", Randhir glanced at the boys looking at him, as he entered the room. Keeping his bag on the bed, he looked again at the boys mutely looking at him.
"Kya hai?.. I said.. Hi", he repeated.
"Hi", everyone in the room said mechanically.
"Kya kar rahe ho tum log?" Randhir inquired raising his eyebrow.
"Gaana sun rahe the Randhir bhai?" Jiggy said.
"Acchha konsa waala?" Randhir asked.
"Ekdum latest hai. Sunega?" Parth smirked leaning, on his elbow, on his bed.
"Haaan" Randhir said with suspicious eyes.
"Brilliant, chalo guys" Parth clapped as Sahil, Yoyo, Jiggy and him stood at the center of the room.
Randhir's jaw dropped as the boys sang.
Library mein baithe the Randhir SIR jeee
Main Rahul samjh ke bhid gayeee
Mujhko O SIR jeee Maaaf karnaaa
Galti Mhaaare se ho gayeee..
Mujhko.. O..
"NOT A SINGLE WORD" Randhir roared at the top of his voice. The boys fell silent at one go. Closing his eyes Randhir gritted, "Don't Mess.."
Mujhko O SIR jeee Maaaf karnaaa
O Galti Mhaaare se ho gayeee..
Randhir's eyes flew open as the boys started singing again this time with the Dharmendra step.
"CHUP HO JAAO SAB KE SAB." Randhir shouted again.
Gup Chup.. Gup Chup.. Gup Chup.. Gup Chup.
Randhir clenched his fists as the boys sang with their fingers on their lips.
"CHUP HO JAAO WARNA UTHAA KE SABKO BAAHAR FENK DOONGA" Randhir warned one last time.
The boys now silent looked at each other.
"Sir", Jiggy Said
"Sir", Sahil said
"O... Sirrr.." YoYo said
"WE LOVE YOUUU" Parth howled laughing as Randhir charged at him with his pillow.
Edited by Moony87 - 10 years ago
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