*comes in the akhara*
*starts typing the comment*
*sees how much I have to write*
Bohot likhna hai iss nazuk si kali ko...
Chalo apna intro deti hoon fir update par aaungi...
Mera naam hai vani aur tu mujhe pyaar se paani kehti hai...
Main 10th mein hoon aur 15 saal ki hoon...
Agar main kahoon ki main sharof hoon toh mat manna...
Kyunki main bohot sharaarti aur dheet kisam ki ladki hai..
I love all subjects jab tak unmein mere achche marks aaye...
Maths mera pehla pehla pati hai...
I think itni intro theek hai
Bandar...nhi sorry super Bandar...
So tune update kar hi diya...
aaj kal jaldi update kar rhi hai tu...
achcha update par anne se pehle ek baat batana!!!
Batayegi??? Batana hi badega...
yeh Bandar itna pout kyun karti hai???
Yaar tune apna pout yaha bhi daal diya..
Amy itna pout karti hai ...
kahi amy ki qualities aapse match toh nhi hoti???
*sees idhar udhar*
Tu soch rhi hogi ki main kya bakwaas kari jaa rhi hoon??
Mujhe abhi abhi pata chala hai ki
longest comment ka ek competition rakha hai tune...
matlab ab competition ho aur main bhaag na loon...
aise coming to the update...
chalo ab itni bakwass ke baad coming on update...
1 para...bechari sanyu chali thi interview dene aur mila baba ji ka thullu...
Nhi yaar aisa nhi kehna chahiye..
Chali thi interview dene but reh gayi shocked...
Aur sanyu ke dimaag mein pehli baat aayi ki use kat lena chahiye...
Parth paagal hai!!!
Sanyu bhi na samajhti hi nhi hai...
Amy is much more intelligent than sanyu...
Itni lazy toh main bhi nhi hoon jitni lazy teri sanyu hai...
Naam tak bhi nhi jaana ki kis ke liye yeh sab kar rhi hai...
And here comes the most funny part according to me...
Matlab parth ke paas pair nhi hai jaa kar pooch le...
He will always remain like that..budhu..
Aur yahan sanyu ne turn kiya
Yeh mr.mehta aurat hai jo itni gossip karta hai??
Parth ke chehre ke rang utar gaye!!!
Aaaha ab aaya na maza jab jiggy ka reaction dekhne ko mila...
Tab laga shock hona kise kehte hai...
Vaise kaustuki k kya hua sanyu ke jaane se??
Now brake from the update baaki ka analysis karke batati hoon...
Bandar pata nhi kyun I am bored of calling you Bandar..
I think I should change your name..
Sochti hoon koi naam..
Achcha zara mujhe batana padhai kaisi chal rhi hai...
Tujhe class mein log aunty ji kehte hai na??
Achcha naam hai!!
Kya tu auntiyon jaisi bohot gossip karti hai??
Yaar meri galli mein toh auntiyaan aakar baith jaati hai!!!
And start their bantering maine ek din unki baate suni...
I was shocked!!!
Woh log baat kar rhe the ki
humeri padosan ke paas itne rupay hai..
aur sone ki ek ring hai aur diamond ka kuch..
and the talks goes on..
I was shocked beyond repairs..
*sees Bandar getting bored*
Sorry Bandar main competition jitney ke liye
Kuch bhi kar sakti hoon
Fir yeh kaam toh tujhe bore karna hai...
Pata hai main apni class mein
sabse zyada baatein karne ke liye mashhoor hoon!!
Tujhe aaj apna yeh talent dikha rhi hoon..
Kuch logon ko hi paani ka yeh talent dekhne ko milta hai...
See you are so lucky..
Lucky toh main bhi hoon jo mujhe...
Bolne wala Bandar aur itna achcha writer Bandar mila hai..
Are ek aur baat reh gayi Bandar...
Tu itni funny hai..zindadil type ki..
Tujhe itni rone dhone wali stoy ka idea kahan se mila...
Ab yaar sanyu ne kyoon kiya kisliye pata..
Kuch nhi pata...na jaane ko milega..
Shit...mujhe abhi chief guest ka treatment ka dose bhi dena hai...
Update karne hai yaar...
Main toh gayi sachmein...
Itna kaam aise naazook kali par..
Main toh itni choti si 15 years ki bachchi hoon..
Yaar mere paas ek doubt tha..
Kya amy school nhi jaati..
Aur kya who ankit aur someone ki beti hai??
Agar haan toh ankit ki beti itni sweet kaise??
I mean she is intelligent and sweet..
And ankit is gadha and karela...
Lagta hai amy apni maa par gayi hai..
Main kabhi nhi bhoolungi ki maine
Tere ff par itna bada comment kiya hai...
Ab toh main bhi likh likh kar thak gayi...
Chalo break over coming back to update...
Parth bhi paagal hai pooch rha hai sanyu yahan kab aayi...
Matlab comeon uske saamne hi toh aayi thi..
Chalo sanyu ab bhukto tujhe pata hi nhi hai na ki tu rd ke saath kaam karne ke liye aayi hai??
Parth ne fir se budhu wali baat kar di kehte hai ki
Jab kisi ki personality ban jaati hai tab badalti nhi hai..
A person once a lazy is always a lazy..
Sanyu pata nhi rd ko 2 saal pehle kyun chod kar gayi..
Yeh toh tere trump card hai mujhe thodi na batayegi..
Sanyu aur rd..
I just love them...
But lagta hai yahan they have suffered a lot..
Common audi tune parth ko de di
Toh rd ko farari degi???
De diyo imagine karne mein kya jaata hai...
Jiggy bhi na..
Aur amy iss ff ke comedians hai..
Jiggy faint ho gaya,,,
He thought who sanyu ka bhoot tha??
But sanyu nari nhi hai na I guess..
Fir usko uski sstam kahan se dikhayi di..
Yeh mujhe baad mein jaakar usi se poochna padega shaayad...
Itna bada baadal phat gaya aur rd fir bhi doing work...
Ab shuru hota hai questionnaire shuru..
I hate this part kyunki I hate questions..
Kyunki exam mein wahi aate hai..
Ab parth telling story..
Oops..sorry flashback...
Bechara rd...
He was so broken when sanyu left him...
He thinks ki sanyu ne use kabhi pyaar nhi kiya..
I am really awestruck by the flashback..
How I wish ki sanyu was there to soothe his pain!!!
Parth iss line ke liye use 10/10
"Main tum dono ki kahain apni jaise adhuri nhi rhne dunga i will complete urs with a HAPPY ENDING..!"
i am with you parth go ahead..
she toh sanyu bhi rhi hai ab...
she loves him,loved him and will always do so..
parth budhu ban gaya..
sanyu ka iraada hi nhi tha use batane ka...
tabhi kat li..ayur parth baitha reh gaya..
ek min tu sanyu ko ek car nhi de sakti thi kya??
Aur at last fir se smart intelligent amy..
Yeh bandi cupid ka kaam zarur karegi..
I mean itna dimaag chotu ke jaisi ek dum..
Akhir kaar this is over...
I have done the comment part..
Ab Bandar mera award kidhar hai??
Vaise mall mien kaun kaun hoga..
Aur sandhir meet kaisi hogi??
Aur sanyu ki story..
Wow!!!yipee..jaldi update karna
Warna main tere ghar mein hi hoon..
Likhwaoongi..
Achcha ab main thak gayi
*sees here and there*
*searches for rii and bulb*
*shows tongue to them*
Bandar main jeet gayi na?/
Jaldi batana..
Aur reply zarur karna...
Love
Paani..
🤣🤣 🤣🤣
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