WARNING :-
The below content is really stupid and a story written out of boredom! Read it at your own risk. I don't know whether the title is relevant to the story or not, but just kept it. :P .
Comedy Of Errors
St.louis College , popularly known for its dance . But inside it is a big divide , a divide which came in between friendship a divide which came between love and that divide is of the weaklings and dazzling. But today something had happened the captain of the weaklings team Kria ghai proposed someone in front of the whole college.
And that someone was none other than the college hunk the captain of dazzlers Reyaansh Singhaania . This incident occurred in the college atrium in front of both the groups not just the groups but the whole college , and before reyaansh popularly known as rey could reply to her . His best friend Sharon Rai Prakash came in between. And poor kria , got insulted by Sharon . And here is what she said and what happened after that.
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"Miss.kripa ghai ! Why do you think The reyaansh singhaania will love a mere small town girl like you! Tum hare paas na toh class hain na koi standard! Toh how could even think of proposing him! And rey iss ladki par toh pity kha kar bhi haan mat bolna . I know she is just like a typical i am a big fan of reyaansh waali ladki! So now miss. Ghai just get lost!"
Kria looked at rey , who was quiet . A tear escaped her eye , which she wiped away and went from there. Sharon with a proud smile turned towards rey.
"Dekho meine bhaga dia usse! Tum hi humesha kehte rehte the na , ki tumne hi sirf mujhe desperate ladko se bachaya hain! Aur meine kissi ladki ko kabhi kuch bola hi nahi toh meine aaj bol dia dekha!"
Rey looked at her with a sarcastic smile.
"I am so proud of you Sharon!"
Sharon smirked. Rey's smile disappeared into a glare.
"Are you freaking nuts!"
Sharon looked at rey , narrowing her eyes.
"Tujhe na bachpan mein sachi mein kissi kale kutte ne kaata hain kya Sharon!"
"Oye! Khabar dar meri siren ke baare mein ek shabd bhi aur bola."
"Kyun nahi bolun mein! Meine baatcutter ko kitni mushkil se convince kia ki dare ke taur par mujhe propose kare . Aur teri siren ne sab kuch bigaad dia . Ek dum sahi naam rakha hain tune Sharon ka Siren , indicates a big danger."
"Waise siren waali baat mein point hain!"
"Excuse me! Ullu ke patthe ho tum dono ke dono! And swayam how dare you keep my name siren! Abhi toh meine socha tha ki mein tumhe ek chance dungi lekin ab toh bilkul bhi nahi."
"Arre Sharon , meine kab bola tum siren hota tum toh ."
Swayam was finding a word , when rey whispered.
"Rani laxmi bai."
"Haan! Tum raani laxmi bai ho! Wait what!"
He looked at rey in shock , who smirked.
"Haw swayam meine tumse yeh nahi expect kia tha , tumne mujhe rani laxmi bai bola!"
"Arre Sharon voh bhi toh ek princess thi na! Aur tum bhi toh ho!"
"Haan!"
Sharon smiled.
"Mein bhi princess! Nice name! You are so good swayam."
Sharon hugged him , swayam was in cloud nine.
"Nahiii!"
The three saw kria , her eyes were red with anger.
"How dare you miss. Rai prakash! Kutti meri love life ki dhajiya bana kar khudh apni love life sawarne chali! Not possible."
"Haan baat cutter i am with you."
Kria smirked.
"Rey? Mein tumhari best friend hun na!"
Sharon made a baby face.
"Rey aap mujhse pyaar karte ho na?"
Even kria made one . Rey looked at both of them gulping.
"Swayam!"
"What!"
Krisha exclaimed in shock. Rey went behind swayam.
"Bacha le mujhe inn dono ladkiyo se."
"Don't worry rey , main hun na!"
Swayam said in srk style.
Krisha look at each other.
"Nahiii!"
They both shouted together. Reyam jumped in fright.
"Kya hua?"
They asked together.
"Tum dono."
Kria said and Sharon continued.
"Gay ho kya?"
Reyam look at the two and nod in a no.
"Paagal hogayi ho kya tum dono!"
They said in unison.
"Tum dono ne humein paagal bola?"
They said pouting.
"Nahi toh hum kyun bolenege!"
Reyam said.
"Chalo Sharon! Mujhe toh sacchi lagta hain inn dono ne soch lia hain ki hum dono ko bhul kar ek saath hi rahenge."
"Nahi kria! Mein aisa nahi hone de sakti! Ek kaam karte hain na dono ko pata te hain!"
The guys smiled sheeplishly .
"Nahi nahi Sharon! Dekho na kaisi ghatiya smile de rahe hain! Mein toh kehti hun inn dono ko maaro goli aur chalo! Jaanti ho mere ghar ke bagal mein do bhai rehte hain ! Single hain! Aur waise bhi dono brothers hain ek dusre se pyaar bhi nahi kar paayenge."
"Baat mein dum hain tumhaari . Cute hain voh log?"
"Haye cuteness personified!"
"Chalo chalo phir toh . "
The girls smirk and were going when their respective lovers held them by their waists .
"Nahi! Unn ladko se zyaada cute hain hum."
"Voh toh hain lekin , tum log toh gay ho na!"
Krisha said. Reyam nod in a no.
"Nahi hain yaar! Voh department vicky aur nilesh ka hain! Humara nahi!"
Krisha smiled and pulled reyam's cheeks.
"Stop!"
They turn to the group who shouted together.
"Koi toh batao ho kya raha hain?"
"Time pass!"
The four said together.
"Matlab?"
"Meaning ki mujhe kal pata chala ki meri pyaari behena , aur mera best friend relation mein hain ."
Sharon said.
"Behen? Kria tumhaari behen hain? Yeh Saath janmon ke dushman iss janam mein behene kaise ban gayi?"
Vicky said in confusion.
"Wahi toh vicky , mujhe aur swayam ko bhi zor ka jhatka laga."
"Itna bada jhatka toh kissi ko tab bhi nahi lagta jab unki shaadi hoti hain."
Swayam said.
"Guys continue!"
Neha said.
"Haan toh ab mujhe kya pata tha rey ne kria ko dare dia hain ki sabke saamne usse propose karo . Mein toh bahot gussa hogayi dekh kar ki meri behen iss kutte ke saamne jhuk rahi hain."
"Oye mere rey ko kutta mat bolo!"
"Fine pilla!"
"Nahii! Yeh bahot pyaara sa teddy hain."
Kria said pulling his cheeks. Rey smirked.
"Haan haan! Bada aaya teddy bear! Haan toh issliye meine insult ki isski."
"Aur mujhe bhi kal wahi pata chala jo Sharon ko pata chala. Ki meri pyaari behen Sharon iss kanjus makhi chus swayam ke saath relation mein hain."
"Mein kanjus nahi hun!"
"Ho! Waise toh badi badi gaadiyan hain lekin petrol ke paise bachane ke liye cycle mein aana hain."
"Toh kya hua mera swayam kanjus nahi hain. Waise bhi kabhi kabhi cycle mein bhi jaana chahiye!"
Saying this Sharon pecked his cheek. Swayam was shocked but smiled.
All made an O.
"Isska matlab divide khatam?"
Rinni said.
"Of course!"
They shouted together.
Bahot bakwas tha i know! Jutte na maarna mein bore ho rahi thi issliye likha! Sowieee. Ab tum logon ka bharosa nahi , toh mein bhaag rahi hun tata bye bye.
Ganesh Kartikeya
