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Husband: Darwaza theek se band kerlo aur apna bohat khayal rakhna =)
Wife: aur?
Wife: aur?
Husband: kya aur ?
Wife: aagay bhi to bolein..
Husband: agay kya bolun ?
Wife: jo aapko bolna chaiye
Husband: mujhay kya bolna chaiye
Wife (in anger tone) : Kuch nahi byee
Husband ( giggles) : acha suno
Wife (all excited): jeee?
Husband: make me some parathas today please
Wife (gives up) : uhhh okiee theek hai ab jaingay aap ?
Husband : haan sure =)
and he left for the office
Wife (to herself) : Shayad mein kuch zyada hi umeedein baandh leti hun.. (smiles to herself and closes the door)
FLASH BACK
FLASH BACK
A boy sitting on a car's bonut with a cigarette in his hand and talking to his friend!
Boy: are you serious?? wo aisa bhi ker sakhti hai i didn't know it!
Friend : haaan yaar mujhay bhi yaqeeen nahi aaya tha ..aisay saray aaam kisi k mun pe thappar maarna..
Boy: humne halka lia hua wa tha yaar larki ko :D chalo aagay dekhtay hain kya hota hai ..
Friend : yaar mujhay darr lag raha hai ..ager usse pata chal gaya k yeh plan hamara tha to
Boy : abay tu phattu hi rahega hamesha..
Friend : phattu ki baat nahi hai mujhay apnay cheeks bohat pyaray hain ..phir uska haath dekha hai ..? bhari bharkam
Boy : ab itni bhi moti nahi hai yaaar =d
Friend : Wo tujhay moti nahi lagti ? chal beta tu aaj hi chal eye specialist k paaas
Boy : hahaha .. filhaal to mein ghar ja raha hun phir dekhtay hain humein aur kahan kahan jaana hai
The boy turns and bump into a girl..
Girl : tummm...tumhari waja se sukii huhhh
Boy : Aahhh not you again..dekho mera din bohat acha jaa raha hai please please ek lafz bhi mat bolna bohat kaali zaban hai tumharii
Girl : Mr Maaan Singh Khurana aapki waja se meri cousin ro rahi hai aur aap hain k ..
Maan : meri wajah se ?? oh come on! 80 kgs ki hoke apne liye john abraham chahaygi to aisa hi hoga =P
Girl : Apko koi haq nahi aap kisi k weight pe kuch kahein..aur waise bhi apni shaqal dekhi hai ..
Maan : haaan! roz dekhta hun..aur Fortunately 80 kgs ka nahi hun mein :p
Girl : huhhh i dont know anything..tumhe maafi mangni hogi..
Maaan: maafi ..? kyun?
Girl : bas tumne sukii ka dil dukhaya hai ..
Maan : meine nahi usne khud apna dil dukhaya hai
Girl : Fine..
The girl was about to leave tab hi he holds her hand..
Maan : Geet..acha naraz mat ho ..i'll apologize her
Geet (angry) : no need now! tum kabhi bhi pehli martaba mein meri baat kyun nahi maantay ?
Maan : pata nahi ..
Geet : to phir ?
Maan : kya phir ?
Geet : Maaan!!
Maan : okie okie maanglunga na maaafi abhi dadi wud be waiting..
Geet : ohh okie.. jao ..and give me a call pauhanch k
Maan : kyun ???
Geet : hav sumthing important to talk about..
Maaan : okiii byee!
The phone starts ringing and the flashback ends ..
Arjun
Cricket
Udne Ki Aasha
